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  • I ask for a prayer

    Is it possible that any of the people pray for my new job at my ministry? Thank you.
    حتى عندما القرآن يتلى ، وانه يستمع الى الصمت...

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    Re: I ask for a prayer

    Originally posted by Abu al-Qasim Mahmud View Post
    Is it possible that any of the people pray for my new job at my ministry? Thank you.
    Welcome Mister Abu.
    Of course we can Pray for you.
    But first you must get Salvation through Jesus Christ.
    Oh, please come to Dinner, I have some Pork to share with you

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • #3
      Re: I ask for a prayer

      pork? I am not permitted to eat pork. It is unclean.
      حتى عندما القرآن يتلى ، وانه يستمع الى الصمت...

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      • #4
        Re: I ask for a prayer

        Originally posted by Abu al-Qasim Mahmud View Post
        pork? I am not permitted to eat pork. It is unclean.
        UNCLEAN?? HOW VERY DARE YOU!

        Not at all.
        My Butcher washes his hands. My Cook washes her hands.
        You can't beat a nice juicy piece of Pork with the Crackling Mr Abu.

        You're not one of those Mooslimes are ya?
        Because I'll have to have you escorted out of here before you explode.

        Oh, and please remove those squiggles from your Signature. Jesus only allows American English here

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • #5
          Re: I ask for a prayer

          Originally posted by Abu al-Qasim Mahmud View Post
          Is it possible that any of the people pray for my new job at my ministry? Thank you.
          If you do not repent and accept Jesus, we cannot pray for you.
          (2 Peter 3:10)

          But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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          • #6
            Re: I ask for a prayer

            Originally posted by Talitha View Post
            UNCLEAN?? HOW VERY DARE YOU!

            Not at all.
            My Butcher washes his hands. My Cook washes her hands.
            You can't beat a nice juicy piece of Pork with the Crackling Mr Abu.

            You're not one of those Mooslimes are ya?
            Because I'll have to have you escorted out of here before you explode.

            Oh, and please remove those squiggles from your Signature. Jesus only allows American English here
            Oh no, Allah (blessed be his name) does not permit the consumption of pork. Even touching it will bring dire suffering to you in the afterlife. May Muhammad guide your soul dear lady. And I have no intentions of exploding, nor do I see any just reason for you to say that. Those are simply the men who have been attacked by the infidel crusaders and must defend the word of the Qur'an and the sacred city of Mecca. The Catholics were the ones who were blowing us up. We only wished peace upon their souls and wished for the best.
            The Arabic you see at the bottom is a simple yet insightful phrase of the Qur'an. It is a dangerous sin to call them "squiggles". They are the very words of Allah (blessed be his name).
            حتى عندما القرآن يتلى ، وانه يستمع الى الصمت...

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            • #7
              Re: I ask for a prayer

              Hey, do I like, smell a truckload of racism in this thread? Not to mention the fact that you've been editing his signatures?

              Thank god you guys don't run this country.

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