[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Please pray for my wife

I follow His word. He is not "sexist" far from it; God apportions responsibilities according to our lot.

PRAISE HIM!

[godgunsguts]

Re: Please pray for my wife

Remember to remove the plank in your own eye before jamming a splinter in her's. What have you done to encourage this disobedience? Do you let her drive? Is she allowed to speak out of turn? Do you let her wear pants or make-up? Does she cut her hair like a harlot? Do you deprive her of her wifely duties by cooking or cleaning yourself?

You obviously let her freely come to and from your home. This all has to stop.

Begin the process by asking Jesus to forgive you. Take away her car keys, change the locks so she can't leave, burn all her pants and throw away her make-up. Help her be a Godly wife.

Then you may issue such discipline as you see fit.

[Pater Doit]

Re: Please pray for my wife

Phew... these were some hard months but finally I solved my problem. Not on my own but with your and the Lords help.

I keeped my wife locked in the cellar for a month, after that I orderd her to burn down our neighbors car. You can't image the effect: he turned all red and blue in his face, screamed some stupid phrases (defaming me as terrorist) and was never seen again.

Since that we celebrate this day of the week (it was a tuesday) as our "day of saved marriage". That means my wife has to stay in the cellar, from sunrise till sunset.

Proverbs 3:5-6
Trust in the LORD with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight.

[Quzeh501]

Re: Please pray for my wife

I shall pray for her, I wish for the best

[Stay Sinful]

Re: Please pray for my wife

Dear Brothers (and sisters)

The time I married my wife I could never imagine that she would ever betray me or the Lord. Nevertheless I think she might be attracted to my neigbour, as she visits him all the time and stays there for hours. She talks about finding herself a job more often and doesn't want to clean up our flat no more. Also she has some weird ideas about independency, talking about men and women should be treated equally in any case.

I'm in a serious depression and I'm asking you to pray for me, as I did the past few days. (Also with my fists in her face, if you know what I mean.)

YIC
Pater Doit

Ahahahahhahahahahaha

Poor you, you nice fellow. Words cannot express how I feel. Your woman deprived you of happiness, without religion, now I'm glad she's going to roast in hell! She is a pitiful bag of particles.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Please pray for my wife

She is a pitiful bag of particles.

Mr Doit's wife is not pitiful. She is married to a Christian.

In suggesting that she is a bag of particles are you including the recently discovered God particle?
What is the bag made from?
Are you claiming that she is passing through some sort of field?

And you seem to be overlooking the Doits' day of saved marriage.

Exodus 22:5 If a man shall cause a field or vineyard to be eaten, and shall put in his beast, and shall feed in another man's field; of the best of his own field, and of the best of his own vineyard, shall he make restitution.
KJV

[Lawrence Tripplet]

Re: Please pray for my wife

If God were a woman, He wouldn't have been able to father Jesus. Did you sleep all the way through Sunday school?

God created Jesus. He did not father him. Big difference. Just like God created us.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Please pray for my wife

God created Jesus. He did not father him. Big difference. Just like God created us.

Son, can you show me where in the Holy Scriptures you find this written?

Chapter and verse, please.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Please pray for my wife

Son, can you show me where in the Holy Scriptures you find this written?

Chapter and verse, please.

Sister, he can't even find the Introduction Forum.

I doubt he can find the Table of Contents in a Bible, much less any Scriptural support for a bizarre assertion.

[Lawrence Tripplet]

Re: Please pray for my wife

If God were a woman, He wouldn't have been able to father Jesus. Did you sleep all the way through Sunday school?

Sir, can you show me where in the Holy Scriptures you find this written?

Chapter and verse, please.

There. I fixed it for you. Are you saying Jesus did not exist until he was born in Bethlehem? Jesus was present during the creation of the heavens and the earth.
Mary was not created during the creation of the earth. But Jesus was always there.
So how bout YOU show me where Jesus was fathered by God?

Sister, he can't even find the Introduction Forum.

I doubt he can find the Table of Contents in a Bible, much less any Scriptural support for a bizarre assertion.

I am somewhat private regarding my spirituality.
In fact it is only the business of my creator and myself.
Should you require more from me accept respect and participation, I may not be a good fit for this forum?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Please pray for my wife

I may not be a good fit for this forum?

If you cannot follow the simple rules of his forum, no, you may not be a good fit.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Please pray for my wife

So how bout YOU show me where Jesus was fathered by God?

Please open your Holy Bible up to the Book of Matthew chapter 1.

18 Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost.

[Lawrence Tripplet]

Re: Please pray for my wife

Please open your Holy Bible up to the Book of Matthew chapter 1.

18 Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost.

So how did God create the heavens and the earth with Jesus at his side?
You see the bible is up for interpretation. I tend to take scripture literally.
It is impossible for Christ to have been a spirit in heaven with God during the time before earth, but yet a man when it comes to mortal birth?
Christ was created, not fathered.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Please pray for my wife

So how did God create the heavens and the earth with Jesus at his side?

How could Jesus have been there, "In the beginning," if He was created later?

You see the bible is up for interpretation.

Is it? You mean people don't all take away the exact same meaning when they read it?

It sounds to me that you merely have the wrong interpretation.

Matthew 22:29 Jesus answered and said unto them, Ye do err, not knowing the scriptures, nor the power of God.

I tend to take scripture literally.

So do I.

It is impossible for Christ to have been a spirit in heaven with God during the time before earth, but yet a man when it comes to mortal birth?

What does the Bible say?

Galatians 4:4 But when the fulness of the time was come, God sent forth his Son, made of a woman, made under the law,

Christ was created, not fathered.

Paul explains this in Philippians 2. Of course it depends on which translation you follow as to the meaning.

Philippians 2:6-7 (KJV)
6 Who, being in the form of God, thought it not robbery to be equal with God:
7 But made himself of no reputation, and took upon him the form of a servant, and was made in the likeness of men:

ESV
6 who, though he was in the form of God, did not count equality with God a thing to be grasped,
7 but emptied himself, by taking the form of a servant, being born in the likeness of men.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Please pray for my wife

John 3:16 WHOLE CHAPTER

Matthew 3:17 WHOLE CHAPTER

Luke 3:22 WHOLE CHAPTER

Luke 9:35 WHOLE CHAPTER

Mark 9:7 WHOLE CHAPTER

Mark 1:11 WHOLE CHAPTER

Matthew 17:5 WHOLE CHAPTER

Hebrews 1:2,5,6 WHOLE CHAPTER

Psalm 2:7,12 WHOLE PSALM