[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor to Die

Zsa Zsa "Back to the ER ... But I Ain't Dead!

http://www.tmz.com/2012/12/06/zsa-zsa-gabor-hospitalized-surgery-feeding-tube/?adid=hero5

Zsa Zsa Gabor is ALIVE and kickin' (OK, not exactly kickin' 'cause she only has 1-and-a-half legs) but she's ALIVE ... despite another major medical scare this week.

TMZ spoke with Zsa Zsa's hubby ... the von and only Prince von Anhalt ... who tells us ZZG was rushed to UCLA medical center Wednesday morning after developing a nasty infection around her feeding tube.

We're told the 95-year-old Hollywood icon underwent surgery to treat the infection. She's still in the hospital so doctors can closely monitor her recovery.

When asked how he was handling the situation, Prince couldn't have been more clear -- "This really f**ked up our Christmas."

[James Hutchins]

Re: Pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor to Die

I do not know, she looks pretty dead to me, what with the Devil hovering over her and all.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor to Die

Zsa Zsa "Back to the ER ... But I Ain't Dead!"

Meanwhile, the country has to pay to keep her alive.

Thanks, ObamaCare.

[Creationist Ron]

Re: Pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor to Die

Meanwhile, the country has to pay to keep her alive.

Thanks, ObamaCare.

We're always paying to keep someone alive Cookie. Rather some gooback snuck in this country, and got hurt, or rather its Zsa Zsa. ObamaCare should be abolished forever.

[Creationist Ron]

Re: Pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor to Die

I can't believe she isn't dead yet.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor to Die

I can't believe she isn't dead yet.

Do you even know who this harpie is, boy? I can't imagine that you've ever been exposed to her trashy, tasteless work.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor to Die

Each night before Delores and I retire for bed, we hold hands and pray for the painful death of Zsa Zsa Gabor. I like to pray that she dies from bed sore infections, and Delores prays that she is consumed by large voracious, yellow-toothed Brown rats.

Then I pray for disease-riddled, painful deaths of my other enemies: Jimmy Carter, Lee Iacocca, Simon Cowell, Ernest Borgnine, University of Pittsburgh women's basketball head coach Agnus Berenato, Kirk Douglas, Nelson Mandela, Pinko Folk Singer Pete Seeger, UN Secretary General Javier Pérez de Cuéllar, Shia Labeouf, Charlize Theron, Former Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens, Olivia de Haviland (and her disgusting sister Joan Fontaine), Tony Blair, Actress Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, C. Everett Koop, Lady Gaga, Sean “Diddy” Combs, Announcer Don Pardo, Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, Former Lakers and Knicks Coach Pat Riley, the cast of "Friends," the disgusting White House "journalist" Helen Thomas, Actress Nanette Fabray, Baseball Hall of Famer Stan Musial, George Soros, Michael Moore, Arsenio Hall, The Smothers Brothers, Camile Paglia, Arnold Palmer, Dave Brubeck, Carol Channing, Hugh Downs, Boxer Jake LaMotta, Actress Deanna Durbin, Magazine Publisher Helen Gurley Brown, Pierre Cardin, George McGovern, Singer Kay Starr, Sid Caesar, Former Speaker of the House Jim Wright, F-Troop's Larry Storch, Former St. Louis Cardinal Red Schoendienst, Conrad Bain (the father on Diff'rent Strokes), former UN Secretary Boutros Boutros-Ghali, former The Price Is Right host Bob Barker, Russell Johnson (The Professor on Gilligan's Island), Actors Hal Holbrook and George Kennedy (together), three-time Major League Baseball MVP Yogi Berra, TV's Bob Saget, Race Car Driver Tom Sneva, Angelina Jolie, Emma Watson, and especially.... Doris Day.

After Yogi Berra's agonizing and lonely death last night in a filthy room, neglected by his greedy and abusive relatives, I'm hopeful that we can make some real progress on clearing this list by the end of the year. I realize that having Hal Holbrook and George Kennedy getting struck down together is a tall order, but my faith in the Lord's vengeance is strong.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor to Die

The vultures are circling around Michael Moore.

Wouldn't it be nice if 99-year old, nine times married Zsa Zsa also gave the world a giant Valentine's Day gift by ceasing to exist?

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor to Die

Indeed Brother Monty, and I suspect that may well happen. Look at how many of those whose deaths you've prayed for are dead. That proves your prayers are very powerful. I think we should join you in praying for the deaths of Garbage and Moore within the next 48 hours. Surely with a united effort from our prayer warriors, we can achieve this!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor to Die

Come on, people. I mean, the lady's 99 years old, and you're praying for her to die?!

This is past fishing in a barrel.

This is using hand grenades.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor to Die

Come on, people. I mean, the lady's 99 years old, and you're praying for her to die?!

This is past fishing in a barrel.

This is using hand grenades.

Praise JESUS!! This harpie is about to be sent straight to hellfire. Assume the position, Prayer Warriors!!

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor to Die

It is my firm belief that with enough prayers to God, the Lord will finally end this woman's disgusting tenure as an emissary from Satan to torment Godly people-- hopefully in excruciating pain and anguish.

[Sup Bruh]

Re: Pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor to Die

Don't you guys think that wishing her to die is a bit much? I don't even know who she is but it's not like she killed someone... I don't know I just feel it's a bit mean.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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... I don't know I just feel it's a bit mean.

Is this an example of your respecting our beliefs?

[Sup Bruh]

Re: Pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor to Die

Is this an example of your respecting our beliefs?

Yes, actually. Nowhere in there did I say something like it was completely wrong and that you are all idiots for believing this and that you should stop now. I just stated my opinion. I am disrespecting the things that are extreme and abusive and that's it. I'm really trying my best to hear you out. Understand that this is not the normal for me.