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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552
    #16
    Re: Sandusky Betrayed by Sass-mouth Turn-coat Son

    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    I think the tide is turning in favor of our friend, Mr. Sandusky.

    Today his foundation donated two million dollars to save souls for Jesus. How could a man who does such a Christian thing spend even one night in jail?

    Jerry Sandusky's Second Mile Foundation to Transfer $2M to Christian Ministry
    http://www.christianpost.com/news/jerry-sanduskys-second-mile-foundation-to-transfer-2m-to-christian-ministry-77040/
    The Second Mile charity, founded by former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky, will be transferring over funds and programs that help at-risk youth and their families to a ...

    Good news everyone! Glorious news! All $2 million has been successfully transferred into the offshore LBC account. This means I'll be able to all that second indoor pool to my estate! Shout Glory!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639
        #17
        Re: Sandusky Betrayed by Sass-mouth Turn-coat Son

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Good news everyone! Glorious news! All $2 million has been successfully transferred into the offshore LBC account. This means I'll be able to all that second indoor pool to my estate! Shout Glory!
        Just in time, Pastor, since unelected liberal activist jurors have convicted him.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

        Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552
            #18
            Re: Sandusky Betrayed by Sass-mouth Turn-coat Son

            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
            Just in time, Pastor, since unelected liberal activist jurors have convicted him.
            The timing of the transfer of funds was purely coincidental. Who could have known that Mr. Sandusky would be convicted the day after transferring $2 million to Landover Baptist's offshore accounts?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Mistress Cookie
                Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2008
                • 6790
                #19
                Re: Sandusky Betrayed by Sass-mouth Turn-coat Son

                I'm just glad those money-grubbing little liars who falsely accused him will NOT have access to that money now, for "damages".

                Of course, they can always call the church offices to request the funds....and be put on hold...for about ONE HUNDRED YEARS ! !

                I'm tickled pink about this! (I hope I answer the phone when they call!)
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