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  • Liam the ex-drunk
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2010
    • 403
    #1

    Please pray for Lesbo-queer and fag enable GordiPordi

    Brothers and Sisters, I strive and try my best to save lost souls from damnation. Therefore I believe that we should pray for GordiPordi to turn away from the secular lies and embrace the truth and warmth of Jesus.

    Ephesians 6:10 tells us to 'Be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might' I now pray that GordiPordi will recognise this and that the path that led to these forums and this Godly church will lead her to salvation.

    Romans 10:1-7 tells us too, that believers must have a burden for lost souls; Brethren, my heart's desire and prayer to God for Israel is, that they might be saved. For I bear them record that they have a zeal of God, but not according to knowledge. For they being ignorant of God's righteousness, and going about to establish their own righteousness, have not submitted themselves unto the righteousness of God. For Christ is the end of the law for righteousness to every one that believeth. For Moses describeth the righteousness which is of the law, That the man which doeth those things shall live by them. But the righteousness which is of faith speaketh on this wise, Say not in thine heart, Who shall ascend into heaven? (that is, to bring Christ down from above Or, Who shall descend into the deep? (that is, to bring up Christ again from the dead.)

    I will gladly bear this burden for GordiPordi and pray that she recognises the supreme sacrafice made by Jesus our Lord and Saviour.

    YiC

    Liam
    Matthew 10:34
    Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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    • Jack O'fagan
      With faith as immovable as the Earth
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 4836
      #2
      Re: Please pray for Lesbo-queer and fag enable GordiPordi

      I am happy to pray for her poor lost lesbo soul. However I must warn you that I think she may be looking to increase the size of her harem, be careful,

      YIC

      jack
      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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        • LBC loving Dutchmen
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Oct 2011
          • 216
          #3
          Re: Please pray for Lesbo-queer and fag enable GordiPordi

          Such a deprived soul does need some prayers, so I'll do my part of praying for her
          II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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            • ExGay Alex
              Helping boys become upright model citizens
              True Christian™
              • May 2008
              • 1295
              #4
              Re: Please pray for Lesbo-queer and fag enable GordiPordi

              Dear God in heaven, I come to you in the name of Jesus. I acknowledge to You that GordiPordi is a sinner, and she (I think it's a she) is sorry for her sins and the life that she has lived; she needs your forgiveness.

              I believe that your only begotten Son Jesus Christ shed His precious blood on the cross at Calvary and died for her sins, and I hope she is now willing to turn from sin.

              You said in Your Holy Word, Romans 10:9 that if we confess the Lord our God and believe in our hearts that God raised Jesus from the dead, we shall be saved.

              With my heart, I believe that God raised Jesus from the dead. This very moment I pray for you to make GordiPordi accept Jesus Christ as her own personal Savior and according to His Word.

              Thank you Jesus for your unlimited grace. I know that your grace never leads to license, but rather it always leads to repentance. Therefore Lord Jesus transform her sorry, depraved and perverted life so that she may bring glory and honor to you alone and not to satisfying herself sexually.

              Thank you Jesus for dying for me and giving me eternal life, and for trying to get GordiPordi on board.

              Amen.
              "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775
                  #5
                  Re: Please pray for Lesbo-queer and fag enable GordiPordi

                  Most Merciful Father in Heaven,

                  We lift up the soul of this poor deluded, insane creature, GordiP. We just ask that you would engulf her in the blood of your Redeemed Son, Christ Jesus, for the sake of her salvation, and for the sake of her sanity right here, right now. We just praise Your Holy Heavenly Name and Rebuke the hold Satan has over her! In Christ's Name we pray.

                  Amen.
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453
                      #6
                      Re: Please pray for Lesbo-queer and fag enable GordiPordi

                      I would like to help too. But I am concerned. is 'it' a he or a she? From what I read, 'it' is neither and none. I simply do not see how any amount of prayer will save it from eternal damnation.
                      However, being I am a True Christian(tm), I will pray for it. I will pray God gives it a cooter that works so it can be a she and produce many sons for Jesus's battles against heathens.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Zechariah Smyth
                          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 15251
                          #7
                          Re: Please pray for Lesbo-queer and fag enable GordiPordi

                          Dear Jesus, please remind this confused child that she is a female and therefor here on Earth for two things: to make babies, and to help her husband. Amen.
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