[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Please Pray for the Boys in my Youth group (men only)

But you agree that minors are minors, and therefore unable to consent, so you agree that raping themselves should not be ok. You either say that minors are either A) not minors and fair game, or B ) rape is ok. What you are saying right now is not logically consistent.

It is not possible for a person to rape him or herself.

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: Please Pray for the Boys in my Youth group (men only)

It is not possible for a person to rape him or herself.

What about engaging in sexual relations with yourself before the age of consent? Even if you do consent, which you probably will because you are doing it, you are still raping yourself.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Please Pray for the Boys in my Youth group (men only)

What about engaging in sexual relations with yourself before the age of consent? Even if you do consent, which you probably will because you are doing it, you are still raping yourself.

Your level of ridiculousness beggars description.

[Larry Lee]

Re: Please Pray for the Boys in my Youth group (men only)

Unfalsifiable, I apologize for losing my temper. (I have to pray about that a lot.) It's just that when I perceive somebody is discrediting GOD or my work for him, I tend to fly into fits of uncontrolable passion for our precious SAVIOR, PRAISE HIS NAME AND AMEN!

Again, sorry I mis-interpreted.

Son, your contrition seems heartfelt... Would this not be the time to disclose your contributions to the boys' relentless embrace of onanism?

[Bob4God]

Re: Please Pray for the Boys in my Youth group (men only)

Brother Larry,

I certainly hope with all my heart that I have NOT contributed to the boys' lustful sins in any way, shape, or form.

Many of them have spent hours on the phone with me since their confessions trying to take their minds off the temptations that the devil has laid before them. Some of them are at the point in their struggle where they are losing hope of ever being able to get out of this spiraling addiction, and are now trying to rationalize their behavior saying it's "natural" and even saying it's "healthy."

I understand exactly where they're at, as I struggled with the M-word long and hard in my teen years. I found that singing hymns loudly and proudy whenever the temptation strikes is a great way to take your mind off of it, I tell them. I remember waking my own parents up more than once in the middle of the night in a soulful rendition of "I've got a home in gloryland."

What's worse is that I have reason to believe that a couple of the boys are even practicing this vile sin WITH EACH OTHER! One of them called me the other night and hinted that this was the case. Apparently, there is a game that involves seed and saltine crackers, where the sinner who spills his seed last must CONSUME the violated cracker! THIS IS SURELY A SIGN OF UNDERLYING HOMOSEXUAL TEMPTATIONS!

PLEASE pray that the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY WILL INTERVENE AND SAVE THESE BOYS' SOULS!

[Larry Lee]

Re: Please Pray for the Boys in my Youth group (men only)

I see. What's needed here is some Godly re-direction. The boys' preference for their own right hand must be supplanted with a desire for the right hand of God.

May I suggest, Brother Bob, that you purchase a large number of these T-shirts and other paraphernalia, so that the boys come to appreciate the exciting new role Jesus can play in their life?

Also, Bob, here's a heads-up about your mouse. It seems to be malfunctioning. Although I'm confident vou've been clicking on the PayPal button at the bottom of the page, your clicks aren't registering. Please attend to this problem.

[Bob4God]

Re: Please Pray for the Boys in my Youth group (men only)

I certainly don't intend to doubt our Lord's judgement, but this is a case where I wish the Bible didn't omit nearly 20 years of JESUS's life, from age 12 all the way to age 30-33.

It would be very helpful to know how he dealt with satan's temptations to touch his divine manhood.

Brother Larry,

I was thinking that about a dozen what would Jesus do boxers would be just the thing for my boys, but I don't seem to be able to locate any in the Landover Store. I'm certainly not going to order them thongs! This isn't some Godless European homo-cess pool of a country! Despite the liberal efforts, this is STILL THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, PRAISE GOD!

However, there is a nice selection of "Jesus is watching you touch yourself" apparel, which might be just the message these boys need to see when they remove their pants.

Also, I was able to locate this very helpful guide on overcoming this disgusting habit. http://www.new-life.net/mastrbte.htm

I'm going to share it with my youth group this evening.

[Larry Lee]

Re: Please Pray for the Boys in my Youth group (men only)

Also, I was able to locate this very helpful guide on overcoming this disgusting habit. http://www.new-life.net/mastrbte.htm

Typically, the New Life organization adopts False Christian beliefs-of-convenience, and thus I advise True Christians(tm) to avoid New Life like the pustulant contagion it is.

However, that webpage on onanism has much to recommend it.