[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: PLEASE PRAY FOR MY WIFE'S RECOVERY...

Dear Rev Green,

There is absolutely NO excuse for bashing your wife around. NONE WHATSOEVER.

If I knew who you were, I would have you arrested and put on trial (legally, you understand, as an officer of the law).

Still, I will pray for you, as you obviously need help. The things that you have said in your last sentence, if true, constiute a gross violation of natural justice and your wife's constitutional wife.

Why would an "officer of the law" name himself after a Godless brit children's book?

And why is it that the DOF reports you as posting from Godless England right now? You're an imposter, and an unsaved, unwelcome one at that.

You can get time in GITMO for posing as "an office of the law", did you know that nancy?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: PLEASE PRAY FOR MY WIFE'S RECOVERY...

Still, I will pray for you, as you obviously need help. The things that you have said in your last sentence, if true, constiute a gross violation of natural justice and your wife's constitutional wife.

The things you have said in your last sentence constitute a gross accusation of queerness and bigamy against the poor man's wife. You take that back!

[Deaner]

Re: PLEASE PRAY FOR MY WIFE'S RECOVERY...

I am a police officer, friend.

You know it's against the law to impersonate a police officer right?

[Jacques Anape]

Re: PLEASE PRAY FOR MY WIFE'S RECOVERY...

I am a police officer, friend. So violent talk and threats of violence (that sadly I see a lot of here - even from pastors) don't go down well with me. This isn't because I'm an officer of the law but because I am a follower of Jesus Christ.

[Deaner]

Re: PLEASE PRAY FOR MY WIFE'S RECOVERY...

If I knew who you were, I would have you arrested and put on trial (legally, you understand, as an officer of the law).

Are you a meter maid?

[Jacques Anape]

Re: PLEASE PRAY FOR MY WIFE'S RECOVERY...

Dear Rev Green,

There is absolutely NO excuse for bashing your wife around. NONE WHATSOEVER.

If I knew who you were, I would have you arrested and put on trial (legally, you understand, as an officer of the law).

Still, I will pray for you, as you obviously need help. The things that you have said in your last sentence, if true, constiute a gross violation of natural justice and your wife's constitutional wife.

[Link is cool]

Re: PLEASE PRAY FOR MY WIFE'S RECOVERY...

When I was serving my 6 month Prison term for standing up for my faith.

I have got to give you a round of applause my friend, nice one for standing up for what you believe. No one should be able to dictated your belief.

[revrggreen]

Re: PLEASE PRAY FOR MY WIFE'S RECOVERY...

you were the one who admitted to not touching her for 23 years. Normal sex as God intended and freaky perversions are 2 different things..

Son,

I said NOTHING of the sort. I humbly said that we had not had intercourse since the birth of our last child, but not all of that can be blamed on me. I did still hold her every night, and I did tell her I wanted to make more children. But SHE refused ME. I withheld NOTHING from her.

You do not know my wife at all, she was always going off on flights of fancy, and was a pathological liar. Unfortuneately I found this out AFTER we were married. For instance, she was always going around slamming her face in the oven door, and then claiming I hit her. This did nothing to her standing in Church, and if anything just made her look like a lunatic. And me look like a lunatic for putting up with it!

You see, I did a LOT to try and help, even when everyone else said she was a lost cause. And even now I'm STILL trying. The best thing I have even done for her, was having her committed. She is in the best place she can be now, to get the help she needs.

You could have had nuptials with her without emasculating yourself.

WHAT myself???? WHAT??? Emasculating???

Emasculation (From - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)
'Emasculation' is the removal of the genitalia of a male, notably the penis and/or the testicles.

What are you? Some sort of sicko-pervert???

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: PLEASE PRAY FOR MY WIFE'S RECOVERY...

Dear Friends,

Many of my close friends on these dear forums already know the problems I've been having with my wife. She recently left me for another man. I believe the evils of feminist demons may have taken a hold of her, and given her all sorts of fancy ideas that 'she didn't need me anymore'. Well who has taken care of her for almost 50 years? Paid for the food on our table, paid for her clothing. Fellow True Christians, I feel as though I have been stabbed through the heart.

It sickens me to the very pit of my stomach that she turned her back on me, after all that I have done for that ungrateful selfish little wretch, and used pathetic excuses such as 'I beat her with a tire-iron when she spoke out of turn' or 'I stood of her head when she burnt the dinner' to justify her sin of adultery. Friends, there is absolutely NO excuse for adultery. NONE WHATSOEVER!

Do you know that she actually tried to have me arrested, claiming that I paid members of my own Church to assault her in the street, whenever they saw her out. She also tried to take out a restraining order against me! AGAINST ME! HER OWN HUSBAND! All because the filthy negro pervert she was fornicating with had all his limbs broken in a random street attack. She actually blamed this assault on me! That is how insane she is! Like a good decent man of God, such as myself, would do such a thing.

I feel very fortunate to know people in high places, including several powerful Judges, High ranking Officers of the Law, and Senior Doctors at our local Insane Asylum, all of whom go to our Church. Thankfully I was able to have her committed to the Local Psychiatric Hospital for Mental Illness. It is really in her best interests. As far as I'm concerned she can rot in there until she's ready to return to me, and beg for my forgiveness.

Please pray for my wife's recovery.

Your friend,

Rev RG Green

Sounds to me like she was well on the road to recovery when you had her abducted committed.

[Justina Thyme]

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Rev, you truly are a Saint. You uphold the word of Jesus and that's all that matters.

Please forgive me for asking this, but have you had the babies' DNA tested to make sure they are all yours? It would be unfortunate if you were stuck raising another man's children.

Especially if they were half-nigra! (Shudder!)

[Nobar King]

Re: PLEASE PRAY FOR MY WIFE'S RECOVERY...

I was serving my 6 month Prison term for standing up for my faith.

Rev, you truly are a Saint. You uphold the word of Jesus and that's all that matters.

Please forgive me for asking this, but have you had the babies' DNA tested to make sure they are all yours? It would be unfortunate if you were stuck raising another man's children.

[tLakota]

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Son,

I more than tended to her needs, but as I said during my 6 months in prison for self-defence, this negra crept into my marrital bed like a filthy pervert viper, and turned my loving wife to the 'sins of the flesh'. Anal fornication, and the horror of bondage sex. Yes, I found quite a sickening amount of 'perverted toys' when my wife left, strap-on tallywhackers that stank of shit, and the like. You really don't expect a man of God to indulge in such things, do you?

I personally wouldn't!!!!! But it's not my marriage, and it depends on how much I love my future spouse. It may be a sacrifice, but people sacrifice many things for the people they love. Besides, you were the one who admitted to not touching her for 23 years. Normal sex as God intended and freaky perversions are 2 different things. You could have had nuptials with her without emasculating yourself, but you chose not to touch her at all, and now you have adultery firmly planted in your marriage instead of heading it off at the pass when you first found out.

[revrggreen]

Re: PLEASE PRAY FOR MY WIFE'S RECOVERY...

I said that you weren't paying attention to HER needs.

Son,

I more than tended to her needs, but as I said during my 6 months in prison for self-defence, this negra crept into my marrital bed like a filthy pervert viper, and turned my loving wife to the 'sins of the flesh'. Anal fornication, and the horror of bondage sex. Yes, I found quite a sickening amount of 'perverted toys' when my wife left, strap-on tallywhackers that stank of shit, and the like. You really don't expect a man of God to indulge in such things, do you?

[tLakota]

Re: PLEASE PRAY FOR MY WIFE'S RECOVERY...

Isn't that how Brother Cross was incarcerated and consequently raped in prison? I think that says enough....

[Robbie]

Re: PLEASE PRAY FOR MY WIFE'S RECOVERY...

Revered Reverend Green,

As painful as it may be for you, I believe the time has come to stone this harlot to death, along with her "gang-banging", demonic, nigra coital partner. As always, in times of need and pain, we must turn to the Good Book.

If a man is found sleeping with another man's wife, both the man who slept with her and the woman must die.


Deuteronomy 22:22

Now the Bible doesn't specifically mention stoning, but it is always an effective method in these cases, but you may choose to burn them alive, boil them alive, garrot them, lynch them from trees like our great antescendants lynched that filthy nigra's, beat them to death with a plank of wood with a rusty nail in it, or have them trampled to death by a heard of Godly oxen. Your choice really, but the Bible makes their punishment quite clear. You will then be free to lead a sinless and Godly life.

I hope this will help with your difficulty.