Please pray for Mrs. Black

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Please pray for Mrs. Black

Strange...you're not seriously conversating about the last names of people according to color, are you?

OJ's last name is Simpson. It is neither Black, nor Pie.

Have you been to one of those Pharming parties before posting, girl?

[hellion]

Re: Please pray for Mrs. Black

Murder them and steal their pies? Or was that just OJ?

Strange...you're not seriously conversating about the last names of people according to color, are you?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Please pray for Mrs. Black

If they wanna be white, then we should put blonde wigs on them and trick some bucks into thinking they're white women.

We know what bucks like to do to white women.

Murder them and steal their pies? Or was that just OJ?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Please pray for Mrs. Black

If they wanna be white, then we should put blonde wigs on them and trick some bucks into thinking they're white women.

We know what bucks like to do to white women.

[SUV]

Re: Please pray for Mrs. Black

...or it was satan, aka Mr. Red.

Are there any other primary colored suspects?

Perhaps not primary, but how about ALL black "Men" with the unfortunate surnames of "Black" and "Brown"?

Worse, what about the more Shameless amongst them who wish to be addressed as "Mr. White?"

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Please pray for Mrs. Black

...or it was satan, aka Mr. Red.

Are there any other primary colored suspects?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Please pray for Mrs. Black

I do believe it was Mrs. White.

In the sanctuary.

With the KJV1611.

[Rev. Carlton Green]

I would like to make a request to all Christians of Landover to send out a prayer to poor Mrs. Caroline Black. As you know, her husband Lawrence has recently been killed while she was away on her vacation to Mississippi. When she gets back, she will find out that not only her husband is dead, but he dennounced his Christianity and became a ninny Nazi terrorist homer. Oh the shame she must now burden!

Mrs. Black has been a Godly, decent Christian woman and we must pray to God to go easy on her and not take his flaming anger towards her heathen husband and place it upon her for marrying such filth.



-A very worried Mr. Green


P.S. The police claim that they are close to catching Dr. Black's killer!