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  • Rev. Carlton Green
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Nov 2006
    • 311
    #1

    Please pray for Mrs. Black

    I would like to make a request to all Christians of Landover to send out a prayer to poor Mrs. Caroline Black. As you know, her husband Lawrence has recently been killed while she was away on her vacation to Mississippi. When she gets back, she will find out that not only her husband is dead, but he dennounced his Christianity and became a ninny Nazi terrorist homer. Oh the shame she must now burden!

    Mrs. Black has been a Godly, decent Christian woman and we must pray to God to go easy on her and not take his flaming anger towards her heathen husband and place it upon her for marrying such filth.



    -A very worried Mr. Green


    P.S. The police claim that they are close to catching Dr. Black's killer!
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    • OnYourKnees
      On Extended Furlough
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2006
      • 4729
      #2
      Re: Please pray for Mrs. Black

      I do believe it was Mrs. White.

      In the sanctuary.

      With the KJV1611.

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        • Poetic Peter
          Christian Poet Emeritus
          Forum Member
          • Nov 2006
          • 1696
          #3
          Re: Please pray for Mrs. Black

          ...or it was satan, aka Mr. Red.

          Are there any other primary colored suspects?

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            • SUV
              True Christian™ Princess
              The Driving Force behind RA12
              Have at it, anytime!
              • Sep 2006
              • 11027
              #4
              Re: Please pray for Mrs. Black

              Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
              ...or it was satan, aka Mr. Red.

              Are there any other primary colored suspects?
              Perhaps not primary, but how about ALL black "Men" with the unfortunate surnames of "Black" and "Brown"?

              Worse, what about the more Shameless amongst them who wish to be addressed as "Mr. White?"

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                • OnYourKnees
                  On Extended Furlough
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 4729
                  #5
                  Re: Please pray for Mrs. Black

                  If they wanna be white, then we should put blonde wigs on them and trick some bucks into thinking they're white women.

                  We know what bucks like to do to white women.

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                    • Pastor Al E Pistle
                      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9323
                      #6
                      Re: Please pray for Mrs. Black

                      Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                      If they wanna be white, then we should put blonde wigs on them and trick some bucks into thinking they're white women.

                      We know what bucks like to do to white women.
                      Murder them and steal their pies? Or was that just OJ?
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        • hellion
                          Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 564
                          #7
                          Re: Please pray for Mrs. Black

                          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                          Murder them and steal their pies? Or was that just OJ?
                          Strange...you're not seriously conversating about the last names of people according to color, are you?
                          "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                          Moderatio est Figmentum

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                            • OnYourKnees
                              On Extended Furlough
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 4729
                              #8
                              Re: Please pray for Mrs. Black

                              Originally posted by hellion View Post
                              Strange...you're not seriously conversating about the last names of people according to color, are you?
                              OJ's last name is Simpson. It is neither Black, nor Pie.

                              Have you been to one of those Pharming parties before posting, girl?

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