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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555
    #1

    Pray For Gov. LePage, Who Likes it Dry

    The controversy continues to swirl around Godly Tea Party Governor LePage out in the frozen tundra of Maine. Just because he is a straight shooter who knows what vaseline is used for (anal sex by the gays), the ultraliberal thugs up there in "Ben & Jerry land" are targeting him! So heap the Prayers on, True Christians(tm)!

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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    • Andy Formen
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jun 2013
      • 24
      #2
      Re: Pray For Gov. LePage, Who Likes it Dry

      I can't belive we live in a day and age where people who know what they are talking about are shunned, but the ultra gay liberal butt pounders are "righteous". My prays will go out to this brave govener who is only trying to spread the True Christian word!

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        • Dipper Dude
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jun 2013
          • 36
          #3
          Re: Pray For Gov. LePage, Who Likes it Dry

          I'm praying for him!

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775
              #4
              Re: Pray For Gov. LePage, Who Likes it Dry

              praying
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Daisy Mae Johnson
                  The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                  Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                  aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15708
                  #5
                  Re: Pray For Gov. LePage, Who Likes it Dry

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  praying

                  Prayers sent!

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                    • Jedediah
                      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                      Fisher of Men
                      True Christian™
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 6824
                      #6
                      Re: Pray For Gov. LePage, Who Likes it Dry

                      In my prayers.
                      II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                      And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                      In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                      Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                      The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                        • WWJDnow
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 6312
                          #7
                          Re: Pray For Gov. LePage, Who Likes it Dry

                          He's a good man, for a French dude. I'll pray for him, too.
                          The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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