Pray for M.

[papparat]

Re: Pray for M.

Why not just buy her the Serotonin she is lacking? Your false prayers will just lead her to a fool's paradise, surely.

Peal away the scales from your eyes & see it for what it is.

Perhaps you can not handle the truth

[Billybob Sunday]

Re: Pray for M.

Brother, I cannot pray for a woman such as you describe. Remember what happened when Satan told God that no one really loved him? God took that bet and did every terrible thing he could to brother Job, and Job did nothing but praise God, even when his family and cattle were dead and boils were on his feet!

Not only that, but no True Christian loses faith and thinks life has no meaning. Our purpose is to praise Jesus, give him all our love, and follow all of his rules. In return, he will return our love and not torture us for eternity.

Please go to your fallen sister and read passages to her from the Book of Job, then read from Revelations to remind her of the future in store for her if she continues on this wayward path.

Hallelujah!

[JennyD]

Re: Pray for M.

1. Mu church is not false. Read what we're all about: http://www.parkroadbaptist.org/

2. She is not hellbound, neither am I. Both of us have confessed our sins and been born again.

3. Demons do NOT cause depression. It's caused by a lack of serotonin.

If you really believe #3, then why aren't you directing Miss M to ask a doctor to prescribe her some selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, instead of asking strangers to pray to God to do for her what she could easily do for herself? Do you think God is some sort of cosmic babysitter, there to hold M's hand when she can't be bothered to take care of her own business?

That's like asking us to pray for B, who is currently getting horrible burns on his right hand, because he has it stuck in an oven. Wouldn't it be easier for B to pull his hand OUT of the oven?

As others have mentioned, I'm quite certain that anyone belonging to your "Mu Church" is a Hellbound false Christian bound for Hell.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Pray for M.

Not all Baptists are backward, Pastor.

Some of us want to see the church reach out to ALL of God's creation.

How is your cockroach outreach program going? I'm sure *that* is profitable

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Pray for M.

Please pray for M, who is a member of my church in Charlotte, NC.

She is struggling with depression, and though she is a Christian, she often feels like life is without meaning at the moment. She has suffered so much in recent months, so let's pray that she feels the love and comfort of the Lord Jesus in her heart.

Dear Lord God in Heaven,
We pray this afternoon on behalf of this mysterious "M" character, that she might see the Light(tm) and that the Lord might intercede and bring Landover into her life before she inadvertantly denies the Holy Spirit and condemns her soul to Hell forever. We pray that she might see Landover with a mind for Jesus, and that she might be receptive to the Christian rebuking that she both needs and deserves for being a dirty hell-bound sinner masquerading as a "Christian" in whichever backwater "church" that she currently attends. We also pray that You might forgive her for her tithes that she has so unrighteously squandered, giving to a "church" that most likely support abortion, terrorism and Borack Obama, and we pray that you will give her time to repent and to re-tithe several times over to Landover.

Lord God, we know that you are a patient and loving God, which is why we pray to you today that you reveal us to her, that she might not be damned to eternal torture in the pits of Hell where demons will rape her unmentionable areas according to Your Will(tm).

And Lord, we understand that she is but a woman, so we plead the Blood of the Lamb that You might lead her to a Godly man that will teach her the folly of trying to "think for herself", and to lead her along the path of total submission and obediance, in accordance with Your Word. We know how hard it is in today's world for a young woman to throw aside all ambitions of being an indepedent person, distinguishable from others and to follow the Path that You designed, a path on which she will numbly follow her husband, serving his every whim, and providing a good handful of children that she will raise up to be Christian Warriors(tm).

Lord we plead of you today--please intercede in "M"s life, and lead her here to Landover where she can find the help that she so desperately needs. We ask that you protect her from the arms of the devil as he will likely try to drag her directly into a "counseling center" or towards so-called "friends and family", in direct disobediance with Your Word. Please blind her to these outlets, that she sees only what is Right for Her--Landover Baptist.

We pray this all in Jesus' Precious Name,

Amen.

[Jacques Anape]

Re: Pray for M.

Not all Baptists are backward, Pastor.

Some of us want to see the church reach out to ALL of God's creation.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for M.

1. Mu church is not false. Read what we're all about: http://www.parkroadbaptist.org/

2. She is not hellbound, neither am I. Both of us have confessed our sins and been born again.

3. Demons do NOT cause depression. It's caused by a lack of serotonin.

Pal, if you're a Baptist then President Bush is a French poodle.

Which he is not.

[Jacques Anape]

Re: Pray for M.

1. Mu church is not false. Read what we're all about: http://www.parkroadbaptist.org/

2. She is not hellbound, neither am I. Both of us have confessed our sins and been born again.

3. Demons do NOT cause depression. It's caused by a lack of serotonin.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Pray for M.

Here are instructions on how to deal with this particular DEMON:

DEPRESSION IS A DEMON

Handle this demon like any other demon. Cast him OUT, in the name of Jesus. Go to a THESAURUS and look up DEPRESSION. All the names listed are names of demons. Cast them OUT too.

NAMES OF DEMONS TO BIND AND CAST OUT:

Death, sickness, disease, infirmity, (name of whatever disease or sickness you have). Blind and dumb spirits, bitterness, unforgiveness, cancer, hate, anger, anxiety, tension, stress, heart attack, high blood pressure, doorkeeper to healing, despair, despondency, discouragement, self pity, rejection, nervousness, mind control (be sure to circumcise all ungodly thoughts) torment, harassment, etc. As you start casting demons out, the Lord will give you names to cast out.

Father, In JESUS' name, we ask that you fill us fuller with the Holy Spirit where the demons came out. We ask that you restore our health. Amen.


So fight the good fight of faith. Remember, it is a spiritual battle. Pray and do Warfare DAILY. Keep going until you see the fruit of your labor AND RECEIVE YOUR HEALING.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Pray for M.

Please pray for M, who is a member of my church in Charlotte, NC.

She is struggling with depression, and though she is a Christian, she often feels like life is without meaning at the moment. She has suffered so much in recent months, so let's pray that she feels the love and comfort of the Lord Jesus in her heart.

I feel for Sister M's suffering. Of course, if she's a member of your false church, it seems likely that she is a hellbound sinner like yourself and so her depression is an entirely appropriate response to the bleak meaninglessness of her pitiful existence and the eternal torments she will suffer in the next life, but I will pray that Jesus enters into her heart and turns her into a proper Christian so that she can escape the eternity of torture she is currently headed for. As a loving Christian, I would be only too happy to say the same prayer for you, if you'd like?

[Jacques Anape]

Please pray for M, who is a member of my church in Charlotte, NC.

She is struggling with depression, and though she is a Christian, she often feels like life is without meaning at the moment. She has suffered so much in recent months, so let's pray that she feels the love and comfort of the Lord Jesus in her heart.