[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die.

Knullaenko, Please create a thread in the Introductions section of the forum, and tell us a bit about yourself - where you go to Church, your favourite verse from the Bible etc.

[Eva_Christensen]

Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die.

This is outrageous! I shall pray until hi is dead!

I think we are dealing with a God-mocker here. It's username means "Banging-a-cow" (pardon my language)

[Jedediah]

Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die.

I have adapted Psalm 58 to this situation. Let this prayer be as pleasing to our LORD as the sweet savour of burning ram fat.

Are we not righteous, True Christians™? Do we not judge righteously, O congregation?
Yea, there was a time before we were Saved©; born in sin, we wallowed in sin and perversion.
The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they are born, speaking lies.
But we have been washed in the Blood of the Lamb: His cleansing Blood coating our every orifice, inside and out.
We are Blood-bought children of the Lamb, past transgressions washed away, future transgressions not even a physical possibility.
We could not sin now, even if we wanted to. Praise!

Break Eva Christensen's husband's teeth, O God, in his mouth.
Break his teeth and make it excruciatingly painful. Chronic, untreatable nerve damage. Soup through a straw for the rest of his life. For this we pray, O LORD.
Let his bowels melt away. Strike him with cancer. Let him crap out his intestines, denying him the mercy of death for months on end.
Cut him to pieces from the inside over the course of months to years, O LORD.
Strike him in the blood. Strike him in the marrow. Make Eva Christensen's husband suffer. He is no True Christian™ and, as such, deserves none of Your sweet tendermercies.
As a snail which melteth in a bed of salt, let every one of his internal organs liquify and pass through his sphincter, but not quickly or all at once. Make him die slowly, O LORD of hosts. Make him suffer.
Before you send your mighty angels to drag his unsaved soul to the pit of hell, let him witness the demise of everything he holds dear. Take away everything he loves as with a whirlwind, in Your wrath.

The righteous (us) shall rejoice when we seeth your vengeance against Eva Christiansen's husband. We shall wash our feet in his blood and frolic about, singing your praises.
So that we may all put on our Sunday best the following week and say:
Verily there is a reward for the righteous: verily You are the God that judgeth the earth.

In Jesus' name we pray,
Amen.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die.

Amen!

[BaptistBethany]

Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die.

John 14:14
If ye shall ask any thing in my name, I will do it.

This is a promise that Jesus made to us. So all we have to do is pray and ask that this be done in Christ's name.

Jesus will do it because he clearly said he would. He didn't say, "Maybe I will do it", did he? No! He said "I will do it".

I know you all on this forum love the Lord Jesus as much as I do! He is so wonderful to make such as promise to us! We can ask anything!

[Mary Thompson]

Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die.

Sister Eva, I believe you are taking the wrong course of action. God doesn't want you to go to Hell, why else would he send us to pray for you? Would you ignore TCs like us in your Forum Member Swedish instincts? Listen to us. This can all be boiled down to Heaven or Hell? Your choice. Hell? Stay with your husband and keep him safe and healthy. Heathen? Speed up the proccess of you remarrying and having children and being allowed in Heaven.

[M. Mansfield, MD]

Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die.

Matthew 3:9
For I say vnto you, that God is able of these stones to raise vp children vnto Abraham.

I respect the decision you've made, Sister Eva. Nothing is impossible with God! I believe in the NAME OF JESUS that not only will the foul demons of hell be removed from the privatized area of your beloved spouse, but they shall issue an holy issue of espermatizaionary fluid, swimming freely into your holy kiln of child production, meeting up with an egg as fresh as a hen's in the cool spring morning, producing a soldier of Christ that will be a major player in the war against the devil come the glory. AMEN! Go now, Eva. Lay hands on your husbandman's withered, wrinkly, cursed package. Pray the prayer I just gave you and believe. See his disgusting, smelly, atrocious bag become whole again. Have faith as a child! BELIEVE! Now RECEIVE in the HOLY name of our LORD and SAVIOR. I shouldn't have to tell you what to do next. Birds do it. Bees do it. Do it, Sister! Do it! That's it! Do it! Uh huh - you like that, don't ya? Uh huh. Glory Hallelujah, Eva! Receive the gift of GOD. Faster. Now shout JESUS, I THANK YOU! Thank Him, Sister. That's right! Shout, sister! Shout! Shout! Let it all out!



Mark 10:27
And Iesus looking vpon them, saith, With men it is impossible, but not with God: for with God all things are possible.GLORY! Let me know when your miracle has come.

[Eva_Christensen]

Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die.

I have adapted Psalm 58 to this situation

How very thoughtful of you Brother Jedediah! I am honored - and such eloquence!

Sister Eva, I believe you are taking the wrong course of action. God doesn't want you to go to Hell, why else would he send us to pray for you? Would you ignore TCs like us in your Forum Member Swedish instincts?

Dear Sister. I would never ignore a True Christian™, and by the way - congratulations! - I am only relying on Gods wisdom Proverbs 3:6 - I am however very thankful for your thoughts and prayers!

Matthew 3:9



For I say vnto you, that God is able of these stones to raise vp children vnto Abraham.

I respect the decision you've made, Sister Eva. Nothing is impossible with God! I believe in the NAME OF JESUS that not only will the foul demons of hell be removed from the privatized area of your beloved spouse, but they shall issue an holy issue of espermatizaionary fluid, swimming freely into your holy kiln of child production

In my hart, I hope you are right, Dear Brother. But again, no one now His thoughts 1 Corinthians 2:11

Go now, Eva. Lay hands on your husbandman's withered, wrinkly, cursed package. Pray the prayer I just gave you and believe. See his disgusting, smelly, atrocious bag become whole again. Have faith as a child! BELIEVE! Now RECEIVE in the HOLY name of our LORD and SAVIOR. I shouldn't have to tell you what to do next. Birds do it. Bees do it. Do it, Sister! Do it! That's it! Do it! Uh huh - you like that, don't ya? Uh huh. Glory Hallelujah, Eva! Receive the gift of GOD. Faster. Now shout JESUS, I THANK YOU! Thank Him, Sister. That's right! Shout, sister! Shout! Shout! Let it all out!

Uhm, thank you doctor - Are you ok? The power of prayer can be exauting

[Mary Thompson]

Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die.

Dear Sister. I would never ignore a True Christian™, and by the way - congratulations! - I am only relying on Gods wisdom Proverbs 3:6 - I am however very thankful for your thoughts and prayers!

Thank you for the congratulations, dear. But may I ask, have you yourself prayed for the demise of your husband? God may listen to our prayers. But you must tell God to do some action as well. Child, I do not want another tormented soul languishing in Hell.

[Dr. Creation]

Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die.

Poor Eva Her husband has been wounded in the stones since birth, such an abominable sinner is he. God rewarded him with a retained stone, such that he has no seed. He didn't tell Eva's father of his condition before he married her


As a result, poor Eva will go to Hell as she can't bear a child. Please pray that Eva's husband dies so that she can remarry, bear children, and be saved from Hell.


I'm hoping the Lord may punish her husband by giving him testicular cancer. But any form of death for him will probably save Eva.

The Bible never says that you will go to hell if you don't have kids. Sure it says "be fruitful and multiply..." but some women in the Bible did not have any kids. Don't add your man made rules to the Holy Scriptures. God has HARSH punishment for this.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die.

The Bible never says that you will go to hell if you don't have kids. Sure it says "be fruitful and multiply..." but some women in the Bible did not have any kids. Don't add your man made rules to the Holy Scriptures. God has HARSH punishment for this.

The Holy Bible disagrees with you, dear. We read that women can be Saved specifically through the bearing of children if, that is, they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety (1 Timothy 2:15). I've had many children, as I don't want to miss my opportunity should any of them not "count." I've not read anything about that, but I have my doubts about one of my daughters.

[Dr. Creation]

Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die.

The Holy Bible disagrees with you, dear. We read that women can be Saved specifically through the bearing of children if, that is, they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety (1 Timothy 2:15). I've had many children, as I don't want to miss my opportunity should any of them not "count." I've not read anything about that, but I have my doubts about one of my daughters.

I would prefer if you would stop calling me dear. If you truly believe that men are more supreme than women, than it is highly disrespectful. Childbearing is not what saves a woman in the final judgement. A woman is saved in the final judgment like anyone else (their is no Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male or female... see Galatians 3:28): through faith. Yet in this life, childbearing is a gift to help save her from making shipwreck of that faith.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die.

I would prefer if you would stop calling me dear. If you truly believe that men are more supreme than women, than it is highly disrespectful.

I didn't say anything about supremacy. I said women can be Saved specifically through the bearing of children if, that is, they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety (1 Timothy 2:15). Do you accuse the Holy Bible if lying? Of being intentionally misleading? Of being mistaken? If you don't make such accusations, then kindly let the Holy Bible speak for itself, thank you very much.

Childbearing is not what saves a woman in the final judgement. A woman is saved in the final judgment like anyone else (their is no Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male or female... see Galatians 3:28): through faith.

And apparently, through bearing of children (1 Timothy 2:15).

Yet in this life, childbearing is a gift to help save her from making shipwreck of that faith.

Where do you read this in the Bible?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die.

I would prefer if you would stop calling me dear. If you truly believe that men are more supreme than women, than it is highly disrespectful. Childbearing is not what saves a woman in the final judgement. A woman is saved in the final judgment like anyone else (their is no Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male or female... see Galatians 3:28): through faith. Yet in this life, childbearing is a gift to help save her from making shipwreck of that faith.

This is what happens when we cherry-pick a few verses out of the Bible and construe even those without regard to context. Here is what the passage says:

[Galatians 3:26-29 KJV] 26 For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus. 27 For as many of you as have been baptized into Christ have put on Christ. 28 There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus. 29 And if ye [be] Christ's, then are ye Abraham's seed, and heirs according to the promise.

It says that the saved are all God's children. It does not undo those parts of Scripture that specify different roles for men and women. If you interpreted it to say that it does, you would thereby interpret the Bible to contradict itself, something that God's Word simply cannot do. Also, you would reach the absurd result that if there is neither male nor female, sodomite "marriage" must be acceptable to the Lord.