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Dearest Pastors and Members of LBC,
I am in need of your prayers.
I have been working for some time at repenting for my past sins, and with the help of God's favourite forum, I have made much progress
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However over the last few days I have found my struggles worsen due to the fact that Satan is now in my city, and he has brought with him his alcohathlic entourage in the thousands (as if we didn't already have enough problems with all the God Damned homers running around purveying their filthy wares).
I mean they are everywhere, and those blasted fluorescent backpacks they all seem to wear are near on sending me into convulsions.
Pray for me Brothers and Sisters during these dark times.
My God Damned government no longer allows me to own assault rifles (see the Truth here), nor carry my knives, and since the first of this month I am no longer allowed to import demon spotters (coincidence?).
It's feels like it's only me and my KJV.
I am in need of your prayers.
I have been working for some time at repenting for my past sins, and with the help of God's favourite forum, I have made much progress
.However over the last few days I have found my struggles worsen due to the fact that Satan is now in my city, and he has brought with him his alcohathlic entourage in the thousands (as if we didn't already have enough problems with all the God Damned homers running around purveying their filthy wares).
I mean they are everywhere, and those blasted fluorescent backpacks they all seem to wear are near on sending me into convulsions.
Pray for me Brothers and Sisters during these dark times.
My God Damned government no longer allows me to own assault rifles (see the Truth here), nor carry my knives, and since the first of this month I am no longer allowed to import demon spotters (coincidence?).
It's feels like it's only me and my KJV.
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