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  • Kanaichii
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2008
    • 2

    #1

    Request for my mother

    Dearest christrian brethren,

    let me first say that I'm glad to be a part of this site, it's the perfect place to spread the word of our God in Heaven and to let the others who don't know of him yet find out about his true glory. Amen to the followers here that spread the word.

    Here is my prayer request now:

    I would like to ask you all to pray for my mother who is being shipped off to Iraq in September. She will be gone for six months at an Army base, so there is always the risk of her getting harmed in some way...or worse...her death, but I don't really wish to think about that right now. Please pray for her safe return and for nothing bad to happen to her. Thank you all so much.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Request for my mother

    Originally posted by Kinda Ichy View Post

    Here is my prayer request now:

    I would like to ask you all to pray for my mother who is being shipped off to Iraq in September. She will be gone for six months at an Army base, so there is always the risk of her getting harmed in some way...or worse...her death, but I don't really wish to think about that right now. Please pray for her safe return and for nothing bad to happen to her. Thank you all so much.
    Good thing it's not your dad who is going to fight, because he probably would be risking his life. How bad do you think it is going to be cooking for all those hungry soldiers over there in Iraq? Think how rewarding that would be!!

    I hope she's part of the U.S. army.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Kanaichii
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jul 2008
      • 2

      #3
      Re: Request for my mother

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      Good thing it's not your dad who is going to fight, because he probably would be risking his life. How bad do you think it is going to be cooking for all those hungry soldiers over there in Iraq? Think how rewarding that would be!!

      I hope she's part of the U.S. army.
      My mother is in the air force, but they're sending her there as an army member, so for this assignment, she's in the army.

      She will be fighting and protecting their base and, as such, her life is on the line.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78553

        #4
        Re: Request for my mother

        Why do you persist in spamming God's favorite forum with your lies? That's the third account today you've tried to sneak in here with. Don't you have homework to do?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Ebenezer Wright
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2008
          • 1021

          #5
          Re: Request for my mother

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Why do you persist in spamming God's favorite forum with your lies? That's the third account today you've tried to sneak in here with. Don't you have homework to do?
          A shame how some people use their time!
          Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

          Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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          • Brother Enoch
            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2008
            • 4392

            #6
            Re: Request for my mother

            Originally posted by Kanaichii View Post
            My mother is in the air force, but they're sending her there as an army member, so for this assignment, she's in the army.

            She will be fighting and protecting their base and, as such, her life is on the line.
            Look buddy, the Holy American Military is not the Jap imperial army of the 1940s. They do not employ 'comfort' women. The US military has no use for her. As such your mommie is spreading a lie, while spreading her legs in a brothel in Vegas, no doubt. Wise up.

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            • Brother Enoch
              The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2008
              • 4392

              #7
              Re: Request for my mother

              Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
              A shame how some people use their time!
              So true, Brother Wright.

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              • Katherine
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jul 2008
                • 1

                #8
                Re: Request for my mother

                Originally posted by Avatar View Post
                Look buddy, the Holy American Military is not the Jap imperial army of the 1940s. They do not employ 'comfort' women. The US military has no use for her. As such your mommie is spreading a lie, while spreading her legs in a brothel in Vegas, no doubt. Wise up.
                How dare you piffleing call yourself a piffleing christian after you have soiled the name of christians everywhere by saying such a thing!!!

                Women have rights now, haven't you realised this yet you piffleing bastard!!!


                My mother is not a whore, unlike you!!!!! My mother is goin gout to fight for our piffleing country and how dare you piffleing consider insulting her as such!!!


                I piffleing hate your kind and you need to learn how to piffleing accept that woman fight just the same as the piffleing men!!! My mother is going to give her life to protect the insolent little piffleers such as yourself!!! You do not deserve any sort of freedom nor do you deserve any sort of a life!!!

                When you and your piffleing cult of a piffleing church die, all of you are going to burn in piffleing hell, and not just that, the worst level of hell!!! You are all so full of yourselves and you are all just piffleing trying to make yourselves feel better by putting others down!!!! You are far worse then me or any other "sinner" by your piffleing definition will ever be!!!!!


                How dare you ever even consider calling yourself a piffleing christian when the only thing that's even remotely christian about you is your belief in god. If you're not willing to accept what is going on in this day and age, then you can just piffle off to those pictures of your 80 year old mother that you hide underneath your pillow you fat piffleer!!!
                Last edited by WilliamJenningsBryan; 07-19-2008, 07:35 AM. Reason: I'm pretty sure Jesus hate all CAPS

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                • WilliamJenningsBryan
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 9384

                  #9
                  Re: Request for my mother

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Why do you persist in spamming God's favorite forum with your lies? That's the third account today you've tried to sneak in here with. Don't you have homework to do?
                  I was suddenly awakened from a sound sleep Pastor. It must have been Jesus because this foul underage sinner has (Katherine) has returned again. I see that the Love of Jesus has taken care of her.
                  Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                  brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                  ...and get off my lawn
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