[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

Is it safe to use the other salutaions I like from that inspirational work, The Handmaid's Tale? "Under His Eye" and "May the Lord Open"? (The first reminds them that the omnipresent God is always watching, and the second is a hope for fertility and conception.)

Certainly the sentiments are correct:

Behold, the eye of the LORD is upon them that fear him, upon them that hope in his mercy.... Psalms 33:18

And the Lord so wanted us to be fruitful and multiply that he told us TWICE in Genesis 9:

And God blessed Noah and his sons, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth. Genesis 9:1

And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly in the earth, and multiply therein. Genesis 9:7

As for any specific phrases, that's a question you should take up with a Landover Pastor or Deacon. If they certify a statement to be Satan-free, that's good enough for me.

I'm sorry to go on so much about a secular work, and yet the story really makes great strides in addressing The Woman Question.

It sounds like this book has some good Biblical ideas on the role of women. Nevertheless, there is no substitute for the original. If you seek to know the place of women in society, you could do worse than reading the Book of Titus, which enjoins women:

to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed. Titus 2:4-5

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

Sister Jenny: Have you read The Handmaid's Tale...or seen the movie? (That unsaved devil Aidan Quinn is in it! Shivers!)

I'm sorry to go on so much about a secular work, and yet the story really makes great strides in addressing The Woman Question...ie, What is our place in society? How do we best bringforth children into this world? How do we best serve Mankind? etc. etc.

And remember, if you feel uncomfortable reading a secular novel...it is available on tape, as Sister Cheshire pointed out.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Yeah, tis a shame. Its a shame that people like you wont allow people like me free speach, and wont bother learning about the fandom that you flame.

"speach"?

This is a private website. You do not have the right to free "speach" here.

The Constitution only guarantees the right to free speEch in public speech; that is, the government will not censor you. That doesn't mean we have to allow a pervert like you to use this church website as a furry dating site!

[Ebenezer Wright]

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Yeah, tis a shame. Its a shame that people like you wont allow people like me free speach, and wont bother learning about the fandom that you flame.

I don't think animals are covered by the constitution. Do they get free speech? Then why should you? The fuzzy?

[TheL33tFurry]

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Cram pieces of your fursuit into the servers?

It's too bad our pal dogspit isn't out of Quarantine today. She'd probably enjoy meeting some other animal lovers.

She's a furry, too. Into wolves.

Yeah, tis a shame. Its a shame that people like you wont allow people like me free speach, and wont bother learning about the fandom that you flame.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Dude, quit deleting my posts . Your not very sporting are you? ^^
Oh and seriously, update your encryption, you never know what some evil hackers might do.

Cram pieces of your fursuit into the servers?

It's too bad our pal dogspit isn't out of Quarantine today. She'd probably enjoy meeting some other animal lovers.

She's a furry, too. Into wolves.

[TheL33tFurry]

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Dude, quit deleting my posts . Your not very sporting are you? ^^
Oh and seriously, update your encryption, you never know what some evil hackers might do.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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*gets down on knees*
My Lord, please forgive me, its been God knows how long (lol) since my last confession. I confess, that the people on this forum are slightly narrow minded. Please, in your wisdom, allow their minds to broaden, and for them to bring some intelegent conversation to the interweb.

Ahmen.

Brother Ieyosu

Come back when you're 18 homer.

[PureFurry]

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*gets down on knees*
My Lord, please forgive me, its been God knows how long (lol) since my last confession. I confess, that the people on this forum are slightly narrow minded. Please, in your wisdom, allow their minds to broaden, and for them to bring some intelegent conversation to the interweb.

Ahmen.

Brother Ieyosu

[JennyD]

Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

Is it safe to use the other salutaions I like from that inspirational work, The Handmaid's Tale? "Under His Eye" and "May the Lord Open"? (The first reminds them that the omnipresent God is always watching, and the second is a hope for fertility and conception.)

I wonder if Brother Wide-Open has read this story?

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

<< Blessed be occurs six times in God's Favorite Bible™...So it is perfectly acceptible as a greeting, provided it is addressed to the Lord, to Boaz, to Egypt, to Assyria, or to Israel. Any other use would certainly justify an inquiry by the Board of Deacons. >>

Heavens! Thank Goodness you warned me thus in time! My thanks unto you!

Is it safe to use the other salutaions I like from that inspirational work, The Handmaid's Tale? "Under His Eye" and "May the Lord Open"? (The first reminds them that the omnipresent God is always watching, and the second is a hope for fertility and conception.)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I have never met a Wicker person, and so I do not know what they say to one another. Have you spent time in their midst? Is this how you know their secret language and rituals?

We True Christian™ Pastors have conducted years of in-depth study on witches, lezbeans and perverts of all kind. We keep a few chained up locked up in a secure location. For study.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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I am sorry I was so mistaken as to believe this group was known as the LandRover Baptists.

Do not stress over this, Mistress Nookie, we are Christians, so we can forgive a letter out of place every now and then.

Blessed be is a Wiccan greeting. You are not here to disrupt us are you?

Blessed be occurs six times in God's Favorite Bible(TM), the 1611 King James Version. So it is perfectly acceptible as a greeting, provided it is addressed to the Lord, to Boaz, to Egypt, to Assyria, or to Israel. Any other use would certainly justify an inquiry by the Board of Deacons.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

I have never met a Wicker person, and so I do not know what they say to one another. Have you spent time in their midst? Is this how you know their secret language and rituals?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

Blessed be is a Wiccan greeting. You are not here to disrupt us are you?

Blessed be. And please forgive.