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  • Please Pray For Representative Klingenschmitt

    Please bring your hands together with me and Pray for the Lord Jesus to surround and envelope newly-elected Gordon (Dr. Chaps) Klingenschmitt (GOP), who is being rabidly attacked by the satanic army of left-wing fools, just because he is full of the Holy Spirit.
    Meet 'Dr. Chaps' Gordon Klingenschmitt: Colorado's New Anti-Gay, Demon Hunting State Legislator

    Gordon "Dr. Chaps" Klingenschmitt, a radical anti-gay Religious Right activist who brags of having once tried to rid of woman of the "foul spirit of lesbianism" through an exorcism and who openly proclaims that "American law needs to reflect God's law" and that our foreign policy must be based on the Bible, won election to the Colorado House of Representatives last night.

    Klingenschmitt, who wrote a book about how President Obama is possessed by demons and once performed an exorcism of Obama, ran an utterly embarrassing campaign yet nonetheless managed to defeat his Democratic opponent by nearly 40 points.

    Since Klingenschmitt is now officially an elected Republican legislator, it seems like a good opportunity to take a look back at the radical views he will now be bringing into the Colorado legislature.

    Klingenschmitt is a viciously anti-gay theocrat who believes that gay people "want your soul" and may sexually abuse their own children, which is why he says they should face government discrimination since only people who are going to heaven are entitled to equal treatment by the government.

    Klingenschmitt has declared that the Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy should never have been repealed since gay soldiers cannot serve effectively in combat because they are constantly "taking breaks on the combat field to change diapers all because their treacherous sin causes them to lose control of their bowels." He also proclaims that those who are not welcome in the church should not be entitled to use public restrooms.

    Gays, he says, have something inhuman and demonic inside of them, which is why he declares that teaching kids about gay marriage is mental rape and advocates for Christians to print anti-gay Bible verses on the backs of gay wedding photos.

    Klingenschmitt is a man who thinks that "Obamacare causes cancer," that the Bible commands people to own guns in order to "defend themselves against left wing crazies," that ISIS is a sign of the End Times, and that the FCC is allowing demonic spirits to "molest and visually rape your children" ... and now, thanks to the votes he received from more than 17,000 citizens, he is also an elected Republican legislator in the state of Colorado.

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Please Pray For Representative Klingenschmitt

    God bless Brother Klingenschmitt, a True Christian™

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      Re: Please Pray For Representative Klingenschmitt

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Please bring your hands together with me and Pray for the Lord Jesus to surround and envelope newly-elected Gordon (Dr. Chaps) Klingenschmitt (GOP), who is being rabidly attacked by the satanic army of left-wing fools, just because he is full of the Holy Spirit.
      We one of our own True Christians™ like Gordon Klingenschmitt is attacked, we in the brotherhood of Jesus must stand with him in support.

      We know from experience Satan's homers will be there in the legislature trying to stop Gordon from doing his Christian duty.

      I really think we can look forward to some wonderful anti homer legislation.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        Re: Please Pray For Representative Klingenschmitt

        I am particularly interested in this news that Obama Care causes cancer. One would think that Christians would be spared, but what if the Lord wants to scourge Americans for electing President Barak Obama? Are we not Americans? We may well be punished if the Lord is angry enough.
        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          Re: Please Pray For Representative Klingenschmitt

          Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
          I am particularly interested in this news that Obama Care causes cancer. One would think that Christians would be spared, but what if the Lord wants to scourge Americans for electing President Barak Obama? Are we not Americans? We may well be punished if the Lord is angry enough.
          Brother Alvin,

          It has started! I found a study proving that young-onset cancers are increasing as we speak. And not ANY cancer! It is COLON CANCER that is spreading like a pest. And not ANY TYPE OF colon cancer but cancer of the DISTAL colon! And this means it is not ANY KIND OF DISTAL COLON! It is rectum. This is deliberate and also related to the increasing incidence of sodomistic pleasures.

          Exodus 9:15
          For now I will stretch out my hand, that I may smite thee and thy people with pestilence; and thou shalt be cut off from the earth.

          As for us, the True Christians™. Of course there is no reason for alarm. The sequalae of sodomysticism during our formative years have been washed away with the Blood of Jesus. We are, yea, we MUST BE protected by the reflective layer of prayer that surrounds us and isolates us from the demons and germs that have caused this plague of cancer!

          Matthew 10:8
          Heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, cast out devils: freely ye have received, freely give.


          And if we die, it is only the painful prelude and the obligatory overture to HEAVENLY PLEASURES!

          Jesus, come and smite these abominations. Come NOW, thank you, Jesus! You are THE BEST!

          Yours in Christ,

          Elmer
          2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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            Re: Please Pray For Representative Klingenschmitt

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Please bring your hands together with me and Pray for the Lord Jesus to surround and envelope newly-elected Gordon (Dr. Chaps) Klingenschmitt (GOP), who is being rabidly attacked by the satanic army of left-wing fools, just because he is full of the Holy Spirit.
            We need to see more heart warming stories like this to show the world that given the slightest chance, the American voter will vote for Jesus rather than so called 'humanism or secualr rationality'.

            YIC
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              Re: Please Pray For Representative Klingenschmitt

              Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
              I am particularly interested in this news that Obama Care causes cancer. One would think that Christians would be spared, but what if the Lord wants to scourge Americans for electing President Barak Obama? Are we not Americans? We may well be punished if the Lord is angry enough.
              He should have pointed out the Obama Care also causes ebola. Proven by the fact that there was never a case of ebola in the USA before Obama Care.
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