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  • Mistress Cookie
    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 6790

    #1

    Pleez pray fur godly god brothers MYLES MUNROE ! ! !

    Feelin low tuday...God trademark must've needed anuther ANGEL or whys else did he take good godly MYLES MUNROE an his HUGE HANDS from us (ladies)

    Watching his tapes now in bed with medicinal brandycake but it not the same WHY OH WHY LORD trademark did you'd take im????????

    oh god


  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #2
    Re: Pleez pray fur godly god brothers MYLES MUNROE ! ! !

    Now, now, Miss Cookie, certainly my prayers are with Myles Munroe and everybody who has been touched by his tragic loss, but please, dear, please, please, please remember what happened last time God called somebody home and you consoled yourself with medicinal brandy.

    Paul Walker would not want you drinking too much brandy, and neither would Myles Munroe. I will be paying you a visit shortly to personally make sure you are completely in control of all your faculties and not doing anything you might regret later.
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    • Mistress Cookie
      Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2008
      • 6790

      #3
      Re: Pleez pray fur godly god brothers MYLES MUNROE ! ! !

      Keysh under mat

      Oh god oh god why he take the gooduns so youngz that's a questions

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      • Mistress Cookie
        Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2008
        • 6790

        #4
        Re: Pleez pray fur godly god brothers MYLES MUNROE ! ! !

        Plz bring more brandy for colds have account at corner storeJUST sign ALSO pringles

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        • Mistress Cookie
          Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2008
          • 6790

          #5
          Re: Pleez pray fur godly god brothers MYLES MUNROE ! ! !

          PS ranch kind thankyous

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050

            #6
            Re: Pleez pray fur godly god brothers MYLES MUNROE ! ! !

            Fear not, my dear, as I was already bringing some top shelf blackberry brandy. You have to promise not to over-indulge, though.
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            • Mistress Cookie
              Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2008
              • 6790

              #7
              Re: Pleez pray fur godly god brothers MYLES MUNROE ! ! !

              We'll download sum miles Davis records frm the electronic internets highway/byway At least name's the same. Bring quarters they might charge.

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10050

                #8
                Re: Pleez pray fur godly god brothers MYLES MUNROE ! ! !

                Almost there, dear. I put this on my mp3 player. I hope you like it and it makes you feel better.

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                • Mistress Cookie
                  Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 6790

                  #9
                  Re: Pleez pray fur godly god brothers MYLES MUNROE ! ! !

                  Ow That got me up'n dancin for Myles hen I twisted muy ankleThink I'm supposed to elevate it bring kitchen-ice on yr ways up

                  sadbad day dear god trademark WHY ? ? ?

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                  • Mistress Cookie
                    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 6790

                    #10
                    Re: Pleez pray fur godly god brothers MYLES MUNROE ! ! !

                    I wanna search th crash site maybe hes stkll alive - -

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                    • Mistress Cookie
                      Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 6790

                      #11
                      Re: Pleez pray fur godly god brothers MYLES MUNROE ! ! !

                      going out

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                      • Faith_Machine
                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 10050

                        #12
                        Re: Pleez pray fur godly god brothers MYLES MUNROE ! ! !

                        Um, has anybody seen Miss Cookie? I thought she was expecting me to console her, but she wasn't home when I arrived.
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                        • Faith_Machine
                          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10050

                          #13
                          Re: Pleez pray fur godly god brothers MYLES MUNROE ! ! !

                          OK, I think Cookie is trying to drive to the plane crash site to search for Myles Munroe's body.

                          This is problematic because the crash occurred near Freeport, not Freehold. Also, Freeport is on an Island in the Bahamas, not here in Iowa.

                          So it's impossible to drive to.

                          Also, Miss Cookie has apparently consumed a lot of Brandy this evening.

                          I'm going to call the Department of Faith and Mayor Joe Hold and ask them to please keep an eye out for her.

                          Heading out to search for her myself right now, prayers lifted.
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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10050

                            #14
                            Re: Pleez pray fur godly god brothers MYLES MUNROE ! ! !

                            Has anybody seen or heard from Miss Cookie? I'm about to call the local hospitals, police stations, and morgue.

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                            • Jim Farmer
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2014
                              • 2293

                              #15
                              Re: Pleez pray fur godly god brothers MYLES MUNROE ! ! !

                              I think we should be praying for the safe return of Mistress Cookie, rather than for Myles Munro
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