[HateTheSin]

Re: Wanting a wife; Growing frustrated

If you have the stomach for it, you could just perform a field vag exam with a pen light in whichever dark alley/abandoned building/deeply-wooded area/dimly lit parking garage you choose to rape your blushing bride-to-be in. If the slut has already been defiled, don't waste any more chloroform on her...the stuff is expensive. Make sure you're long gone before she regains consciousness, no need to get tangled up with secular authorities.

Thank you for the tips, Sir Witch Hammer.

The issue there though, is that he has to be found raping her, in order to qualify to marry her.
Deuteronomy 22:28-29 28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; 29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel’s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

If all else fails, young man, if you can wait for another 15 years and 10 months my girl child will be 16. I am looking at prospective husband that I can unload her on to.

Thanks for the tip and your gracious offer, Sir Farmer. If all else does fail, I will definitely take you up on it.

Losing hope is not a Christian thing to do

Engage in Christian activities like street preaching or door-to-door soul-winning. There you will meet a lot of people and if it's Gods will you may find a proper wife. If you don't find a woman, God may have higher plans for you (1 Corinthians 7:8) in these end times we live in, thank God for that! It's God's will that counts, not ours

Wait on the Lord: be of good courage, and he shall strengthen thine heart: wait, I say, on the Lord. - Psalm 27:14

I thank you for your words of encouragement, Sir. I will definitely live within the Word, and lift my spirits.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Wanting a wife; Growing frustrated

Hate the Sin,

How old are you, dear? Do you like pie?

Just wondering...

NRL

PS: Esther, must you try to latch on to every available man in creation? "Thou shalt not covet." That last fiasco of an engagement should have taught you to use a little patience. Using that "dad" excuse is so transparent.

[Esther B.]

Re: Wanting a wife; Growing frustrated

PS: Esther, must you try to latch on to every available man in creation? "Thou shalt not covet." That last fiasco of an engagement should have taught you to use a little patience. Using that "dad" excuse is so transparent.

Naomi, dear, I have no idea what you're talking about. I have been incredibly patient with my past courtship and the almost-courtship from a few months ago. If you wish to discuss this further, I'll gladly do so in the Women's Forum, as the menfolk do not need to such chatter*.

*Forgive me, gentlemen, for posting here.

[HateTheSin]

Re: Wanting a wife; Growing frustrated

Hate the Sin,

How old are you, dear? Do you like pie?

Just wondering...

NRL

PS: Esther, must you try to latch on to every available man in creation? "Thou shalt not covet." That last fiasco of an engagement should have taught you to use a little patience. Using that "dad" excuse is so transparent.

Madame Lamb,

I am 21 years young; and what Christian man doesn't appreciate his fair share of pie?

[MasakiMashiro(not)]

Re: Wanting a wife; Growing frustrated

I am under a same problem as well. I am frustrated and desperately need a wife; but the women I court feel power over me and I find that sinful and disgusting. Where can I find a good Christian wife?

[Des]

Re: Wanting a wife; Growing frustrated

I am under a same problem as well. I am frustrated and desperately need a wife; but the women I court feel power over me and I find that sinful and disgusting. Where can I find a good Christian wife?

Well no wonder.. Your name implies that you're one of those slant-eyed gooks. Nip women want manly men, not scrawny little rice munchers whose body shape is indistinguishable from that of their womenfolk. This is why slope girls dress in slutty, provocative skirts and blouses; to entice men who have well-defined male features.

[WashedWithHisBlood]

Re: Wanting a wife; Growing frustrated

I am under a same problem as well. I am frustrated and desperately need a wife; but the women I court feel power over me and I find that sinful and disgusting. Where can I find a good Christian wife?

You can't... I'm not being racist or anything but as long as you're walking around with no facial hair, slant eyes, tight jeans and is looking like a woman your self.. not even a harlot would do ya.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Wanting a wife; Growing frustrated

slant-eyes, tight jeans and is looking like a woman

Keep those private homer fetishes in the closet where they belong, boy. These are family friendly forums.

And to our verminous yellow zipperhead friend with the demonic bowl-cut and the truncated phallus:

Christ can help you overcome! Once you have been washed white in His Blood, all things are possible.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Wanting a wife; Growing frustrated

This Chinaman says he is a Jew from Sweden. It is a puzzlement.