Attention Brother Des

[BrotherLarry]

Because I share the concern of many over the well-being of Sister Cookie, I am writing to implore you to utilize the technology of drones to settle the question of her safety once and for all. I have no reason whatsoever to doubt our dear Brother Faith Machine, despite his warning signature and his constant attempts to get people to have an internet chat and his constant excuses for not providing us with probative examples that the good Sister Cookie is alive and well do make it difficult at times.

Through the use of drones, you would be able to once and for all provide us with the information we are prayerfully seeking.

I pray you will grant this request, sir.

Come, Lord Jesus!
BrotherLarry

[Des]

Re: Attention Brother Des

This would be a good solution were the range of the drones not severely limited, as are their numbers and locations.

Perhaps though...

Just a wild thought, but does FM have any terrorist connections? If we could have him declared a terrorist, potential terrorist, possible potential terrorist supporter, or suspected possible potential terrorist supporter sympathizer I might be able to convince the NSA to throw a few billion my way, allowing for increased operations and greater surveillance potential.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Attention Brother Des

I'm fairly sure that FM once mentioned that a mooselimb lived in his street. Surely, that's sufficient to establish that he's a suspected possible potential terrorist supporter sympathizer.

[Des]

Re: Attention Brother Des

I'm fairly sure that FM once mentioned that a mooselimb lived in his street. Surely, that's sufficient to establish that he's a suspected possible potential terrorist supporter sympathizer.

I'll make some calls.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Attention Brother Des

Well, Glory to God, Brother Des. Should you require extra funding, just PM me.

At last those drones will have uses other than hovering outside my lovely, well-appointed Apostles Park Court home when Pastor Ezekiel is delivering pastoral care. While I understand the need for his security, I do not at all comprehend why they hover in the window of my beaudoir. Distasteful.

If I might add something else: I would expedite the drone search if possible. While Faith Machine is a True Christian(TM), he can also be very resourceful in avoiding detection. I pray this puts the whole Miss Cookie thing to bed.

But God knows she's seen enough beds. I am not sure how much sleep she's had, of course. I leave that in the Lord's hands. Praise Jesus.

NRL

[Des]

Re: Attention Brother Des

The search has been long and exhausting, but I can say with some certainty that she is not at Berkeley's Stern Hall, Denver U's Centennial Hall, Montana State U's Hannon or Hapner Hall, or University of Chicago's Blackstone House.

Keep in mind that this is a pilot operation, so the drone bases are mostly located in Blue states near liberal universities that are hotbeds of Communist activity and home-grown terrorism.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Attention Brother Des

Did we lose track of ANOTHER Landover lady? This is starting to get embarrassing.

I never did fully trust Faith Machine. His True Christianity™ was just a little too glib for my tastes. But I'm not sure we should be putting him on the Do Not Fly list just yet. As long as he's current with his tithing, I say he deserves the benefit of the doubt.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Attention Brother Des

I am going to distribute my pie to the Iowa Congress and see if they will be moved enough by it and of course by the plight of Sister Cookie to call in the FBI and National Guard. An answer to whether or not she is alive and being held against her will is soon to be had.

I wonder if - oh, PRAISE GOD! I just had an epiphany!

KIRK CAMERON might be able to help!