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  • Jim C. Lombardo
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Aug 2014
    • 565

    #1

    Which male member has the biggest stick?

    Back in the bush of Tennessee where I grew up, my pa took me and my brothers to chapel every Sunday. And before closing his sermon, he reached down and pulled out the mightiest stick we ever seen. This was his special stick given to him, passed down from our eldest kin, to close each sermon.

    He called it the "Jesus stick"

    It was used to punish us if we dared to get out of line during his sermons. Now that kept our mouths shut! One peep out of us and we'd be feeling 'Jesus' slapping us against our bare backsides!

    My younger cousins last week came to visit and got to experience Pa's stick first-hand!

    Here's Billy posing on his bed with the Jesus stick after he was done tearing down our old picket fence, shirtless in the hot sun.






    And here's Denny got to feel the wrath of the stick when Pa ordered our help, Dingo to perform the discipline ritual on him. That taught Denny a hard lesson!





    I want to know who else might have some interesting sticks to share, and if they could post photos for the rest of us!
  • obese mexican pig fucker
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jul 2015
    • 25

    #2
    Re: Which male member has the biggest stick?

    Men who beat children are cowards, if I ever see one abusing of a child in the streets, I'd be more than happy to defend the kid and hit the idiot right in the face

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    • Charlemagne
      Unsaved trash, swedish meatball
      • Aug 2015
      • 16

      #3
      Re: Which male member has the biggest stick?

      I have an excellent, hard, rigid, firm stick to enforce strict discipline with. It even has an imperial eagle as a symbol of power, and an ancient germanic symbol of good fortune. Would you like to fondle it?

      Go with or forever walk the path to .

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      • Charlemagne
        Unsaved trash, swedish meatball
        • Aug 2015
        • 16

        #4
        Re: Which male member has the biggest stick?

        Here it is:

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        • Roland
          Obese Swedish Meatball
          Delusional Forum Member
          • May 2014
          • 2193

          #5
          Re: Which male member has the biggest stick?

          Originally posted by Charlemagne View Post
          Here it is:
          Meh,

          Can you post some pictures of that flimsy stick actually being used?
          Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

          Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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          • Charlemagne
            Unsaved trash, swedish meatball
            • Aug 2015
            • 16

            #6
            Re: Which male member has the biggest stick?

            Certainly. Here is the Pagan Suebian I have forcefully taken it from:



            Go with Christ.

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            • Roland
              Obese Swedish Meatball
              Delusional Forum Member
              • May 2014
              • 2193

              #7
              Re: Which male member has the biggest stick?

              Originally posted by Charlemagne View Post
              Certainly. Here is the Pagan Suebian I have forcefully taken it from:
              Your picture is a lot less thought provoking than the previous ones in their (lack of) context. Your posts are a bit boring.
              Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

              Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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