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Dumb Woman Rebuked!
This story is so complex I couldn't decide whether to put this in the False Religions, Straight For Jesus, or that Flo Shack where the hen party is always clucking.
Regardless I'm guessing this floundery looking female is one of those Indigo Girl clam diggers. Apparently she spent four hours sucking on dirty oysters and steaming mussels in an effort to get juiced up for night of filth.
And to top it off... SHE CLAIMED JESUS WOULD PAY THE BILL!!
Now I know ya'll are flipping out cause I am too! God ain't gonna foot the bill for no calabash crab cake eating lesbo.
Leviticus 11:10 "And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:"
Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
Well don't get too lathered up brothers. Here's the good part... Jesus promptly rebuked her and dumped her in the pokey! Praise His Name!
Woman Arrested After Telling Police 'Jesus' Would Pick Up Seafood Buffet Tab
by KATHRYN ROBINSON
A South Carolina woman was arrested after refusing to pay for her check at a Myrtle Beach restaurant — and claiming Jesus Christ was footing the bill, police said.
Management at Bennett's Calabash Seafood Buffet asked April Yates, 51, to pay her bill and leave after she spent four hours eating there on Sunday and caused a disturbance with other patrons, authorities said.
When police arrived at the restaurant, Yates told them that she didn't have any money on her and knowingly entered the restaurant without any way to pay.
The report states when an officer asked her what she had planned to do when the bill came, she responded that someone would pay the bill for her.
Police said when they asked who, she answered, 'Jesus.'
Yates was arrested for defrauding a restaurant.
Regardless I'm guessing this floundery looking female is one of those Indigo Girl clam diggers. Apparently she spent four hours sucking on dirty oysters and steaming mussels in an effort to get juiced up for night of filth.
And to top it off... SHE CLAIMED JESUS WOULD PAY THE BILL!!
Now I know ya'll are flipping out cause I am too! God ain't gonna foot the bill for no calabash crab cake eating lesbo.
Leviticus 11:10 "And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:"
Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
Well don't get too lathered up brothers. Here's the good part... Jesus promptly rebuked her and dumped her in the pokey! Praise His Name!
Woman Arrested After Telling Police 'Jesus' Would Pick Up Seafood Buffet Tab
by KATHRYN ROBINSON
A South Carolina woman was arrested after refusing to pay for her check at a Myrtle Beach restaurant — and claiming Jesus Christ was footing the bill, police said.
Management at Bennett's Calabash Seafood Buffet asked April Yates, 51, to pay her bill and leave after she spent four hours eating there on Sunday and caused a disturbance with other patrons, authorities said.
When police arrived at the restaurant, Yates told them that she didn't have any money on her and knowingly entered the restaurant without any way to pay.
The report states when an officer asked her what she had planned to do when the bill came, she responded that someone would pay the bill for her.
Police said when they asked who, she answered, 'Jesus.'
Yates was arrested for defrauding a restaurant.
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