Countdown to The Glorious Appearing

[BrotherLarry]

Brothers, I read in the local street paper that one of the papist churches in godless NYC is holding Perpetual Adoration, to be manned continually until Jesus breaks the clouds and calls us home. For those who do not know, this practice is based on the cathylick doctrine of transubstantiation, wherein the communion wafer (the Host) becomes the body, blood, soul, and divinity of the Lord Jesus Christ. We see the wafer, but it is actually Jesus. The wafer is then "adored", carbohydrates and all, and kept locked in a see through container so all can view it.

Now there are actually several thousand churches throughout the world that do this, but few Cathylick churches believe as we Baptists do about the events that lead to the Glorious Appearing of our Savior. They do not believe in the rapture, and their interpretation of the trumpets and vials of the book of Revelation is downright laughable.

There have been disturbances in the past in the South Bronx where anti-papists have taken Triscuits in the church and tossed them at the altar, shouting Glory to Gluten! and other such nonsense. But their intention was to show how silly this Cathylick practice is.

I thought tonight that maybe the Mayor of Freehold might put forth a mandatory ordinance for a perpetual countdown to the Glorious Appearing, involving constant prayer, with each person in the city mandated to pray - not before some wafer or cracker, but at the altar of the Landover Baptist Church, praying against sin of all kinds (especially Muslimes). I think it might please GOD to see the faithful on their knees like this. A mandatory love offering to Jesus (in care of Pastor Zeke) would be taken upon entrance to the prayer area.

I think this came from God Himself - but I ask that the brothers here pray about it and of course, act upon it according to whatever revelation is given to the senior pastors. Think of the BLE$$ING$ it might bring to the congregation and the positive publicity it would also provide.

Humbly, I cry out:
COME, LORD JESUS!

BrotherLarry

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Countdown to The Glorious Appearing

Are you trying to foist this papist nonsense on God's favorite church?

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Countdown to The Glorious Appearing

On the contrary, I was suggesting that God's Favorite Church take back the spotlight by holding a vigil until our Sweet Lord Jesus returns - and no crackers involved. Just pure worship at the altar and TITHES IN YOUR POCKET, pastor. What could show the love of Jesus more?

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Countdown to The Glorious Appearing

At the risk of further rebuking I feel that I must bring again the good news that Yeshua has returned and he has been back for over one hundred years. His return was promised by him and foretold by His Excellency the Provisional President of Africa and Prophet Marcus Garvey. Yeshua appeared in the form of a small Black child Tafari Makonnen who is a direct descendant of Soloman who was King of the Jews. He became the Emperor of Abyssinia and was crowned Negusa Nagast which means King of Kings and adopted the name Haile Selassie I. He is the actual Lion of the Tribe of Judah and he is called Ras Tafari. All this was foretold by Marcus Garvey and by Yeshua himself.

Now the political phase of his rule is passed and he has retired to be a monk in Ethiopia which is the part of Abyssinia that the white man has not stolen. He can be seen today but it is an arduous journey.

I bring this news at the risk of rebuke so you white people can be spared the tedium of waiting for someone who has already come to the place of meeting and then gone somewhere else. It can be very frustrating to wait for some one who has already left.