[Didymus Much]

Re: Need to get control of my wife.

I am a woman and can often be quite lippy and overly head strong, yet spankings do not seem effective. How should I be punished?

That depends on whether you're a True Christian(tm) or not. As True Christians(tm) are mostly able to follow simple instructions (such as the request in your welcoming email that you post an introduction thread first thing), that tells me that you're not, so any correction attempts made will not save you from the fires of Hell, and are a waste of time (according to the Bible).

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Need to get control of my wife.

I am a woman and can often be quite lippy and overly head strong, yet spankings do not seem effective. How should I be punished?

Hello Mrs. Conrad, and welcome to our friendly forums! God has a wonderful Punishment Instillation Plan in store for you! He'll personally curse you wherever you go (Deuteronomy 28:16)! All your hard work will come to naught (Deuteronomy 28:18). You think your mother was a nag? He'll turn nagging and sabotage up to a Divine 11 (Deuteronomy 28:20)! You'll get Tuberculosis, and a fever, and inflammation, and extreme burning, and you'll never get rid of the mold and mildew in your life (Deuteronomy 28:22). Your enemies will totally humiliate you (Deuteronomy 28:25), and you'll suffer from things like madness and never ending hemorrhoids (Deuteronomy 28:27-28)! Well, there's a lot more, so don't worry! You can read all about it in the 28th chapter of Deuteronomy.