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    Recipes for Disaster: Foods that excite lust!

    http://health.msn.com/health-topics/...3219&GT1=31028 WARNING, ONLY THE STRONGEST IN SPIRIT SHOULD VIEW THE ABOVE LINK!

    Brothers in CHRIST,

    I was only logging in to check my Godly email when I saw a news item on the front page of Hotmail. (the name alone should've alerted me to begin with when I first registered. JESUS forgive me!) The headline read, "Seven Foods to Power Your Libido" Of course, I immediately opened the link to scan what kind of filth the liberals at MSN are now selling to our children and Godly young men.

    As the headline suggests, it is a sinful list of foods that excite manly lusts. Of course they had SEVEN entries on their list, undoubtedly to mock the LORD's favorite number!

    I have my suspicions that these perverts are encouraging covertly trying to turn readers gay with the suggestive picture that is at the top of the article, what with the man's unzipped jeans and his underwear strap visible!

    There must be some kind of action we can take besides a simple boycott of MSN. Maybe we can write letters and protest???
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    Re: Recipes for Disaster: Foods that excite lust!

    "Libido" is Latin for sodomy, just in case anyone didn't know that.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      Re: Recipes for Disaster: Foods that excite lust!

      It is a sad day when MSN resorts to putting gay pornography on their news page. A man who is willing to remove his pants for a camera clearly has no shame, and is doomed to eternal fire!

      4. Spinach
      Spinach is a potent source of magnesium, which helps dilate blood vessels, according to Japanese researchers. That means you can count on smooth blood flow and a strong baby maker *edit*.
      When they said that the Japanese did the research for this one, I realized the article was a fake.
      Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

      Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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        Re: Recipes for Disaster: Foods that excite lust!

        A warning...

        Beware of curries...

        Never go near the foul , malodorous , devil inspired concoctions...

        The rise in unmarried pregnancies, sexual immorality , deformities in off spring, drug abuse , catholic paedophilia , alcohol abuse , road accidents , and ruination of crop yields through unusual cliamte effects, can all be directly linked to the growth in number of Curry Houses .'take aways', that has happened in the UK since the mid sixties.

        They are a heathen device meant to mask the taste of ingredients deliberately designed to tempt the eater into irrational , sinful, excesses...

        Beware the Vindaloo....
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          Re: Recipes for Disaster: Foods that excite lust!

          Men should stay away from clams and oysters because of their resemblance to cooters. Also on the no-no list are these obscene, teat-shaped cookies:



          Chocolate, pointy nipples personally make me want to puke, but they may excite the less virtuous.

          Women should avoid anything shaped like a dong; e.g., Twinkies, hot dogs, pickles, string cheese, bananas, corn on the cob, and submarine sandwiches. They should also avoid testicle-shaped fare. Timbits spring to mind. These in particular may incite Negro-lust:

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            Re: Recipes for Disaster: Foods that excite lust!



            Scatology!!!

            (I wasn't in your Mens Room; I just shrieked it in through the open door)

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