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Smoking: Proof of Gay Tendencies?
When I was in high school - not that long ago - one of the girls in my senior Family Living class used to comment how much she hated cigarette smokers. I had to concur with her, since it is a habit I have never taken up. She told me that she always pictured men sucking on pacifiers when they had cigarettes dangling from their red, puffy lips. I had to concur.
I asked her, "Why would someone want to suck on something round and filthy like that? She replied: "Well, they must be homosexual."
I dismissed her comment at that time, but you know what? I wonder if smoking does, indeed, reveal tendencies toward homerism. I am sure Brother Porter and Brother Niles would have some insight into this intriguing situation.
Every single homer I've known was also a smoker. When I toured the seedy drinking establishments of NY City in search of the gay agenda, the smoke was so thick one could barely breathe. When I put all the pieces of this puzzle together, it only stands to reason that all smokers are gay or have gay demons. The cigarette temporarily relieves the homo need to constantly have another man's ***** in the mouth. The warm draw of tobacco simulates another man's ***. It is so clear to me now. The next time you see someone smoking, pray for protection against gay demons. It could save your soul. I would recommend dousing them with anointing oil that has been prayed over by the elders of the church for added protection.
I asked her, "Why would someone want to suck on something round and filthy like that? She replied: "Well, they must be homosexual."
I dismissed her comment at that time, but you know what? I wonder if smoking does, indeed, reveal tendencies toward homerism. I am sure Brother Porter and Brother Niles would have some insight into this intriguing situation.
Every single homer I've known was also a smoker. When I toured the seedy drinking establishments of NY City in search of the gay agenda, the smoke was so thick one could barely breathe. When I put all the pieces of this puzzle together, it only stands to reason that all smokers are gay or have gay demons. The cigarette temporarily relieves the homo need to constantly have another man's ***** in the mouth. The warm draw of tobacco simulates another man's ***. It is so clear to me now. The next time you see someone smoking, pray for protection against gay demons. It could save your soul. I would recommend dousing them with anointing oil that has been prayed over by the elders of the church for added protection.
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