Hey men, I'm looking for a hand-me down suit for next Sunday

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Hello Brothers,

I'm wondering if one of you can help a brother in need:

I'm looking for a spiffy new suit for church, I'm wondering if any of you might have just what I need!

Requirements:

-Navy blue or jet black. Maybe tan for early fall (not white).
-Extra scratchy
Jacket - Size Large
Trousers - W - 53" L-87" Maybe throw in an extra pair of briefs, washed
Cufflinks - Gold (or gold-painted if you don't want to part) with a linking symbol of the Trinity.
Shoes - Size 37 M - black scuffed and beaten leather
Tie - Republican scarlet with with gold tie-clip


Of course, I'm versatile to slight adjustments to these parameters.

Thanks, and bless!

J.C. Lombardo

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Hey men, I'm looking for a hand-me down suit for next Sunday

While I would have been happy to help you out I am not portly. 57 inches is not healthy my songwriting friend. I shall pray for you.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: Hey men, I'm looking for a hand-me down suit for next Sunday

While I would have been happy to help you out I am not portly. 57 inches is not healthy my songwriting friend. I shall pray for you.

It's not all of me, it's just my midriff that sticks out a bit. (Sort of a lasting reminder of my past drug ways before Christ, and the effects on my figure).

Anyway, I'm lean in all other parts.

If need be, I could take box knife and make some slits to widen it, then duck tape accordingly around my figure. If the jacket is long enough, no one should notice.

Please and thank you.

[DolliMoans]

Re: Hey men, I'm looking for a hand-me down suit for next Sunday

I could go rummaging in the closet and see if I can dig out Mr. Moan's old suit. It might be a bit moth-eaten and musty, and probably needs a good beating, but then, I'm suppose if you can't afford a suit Jim, anything will work for you.