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This is an example of the stuff I have to put up with!
Sometimes even I am shocked. I received this e-mail. Be warned this contains shocking language and is not for the ladies to see. Nor should the youngsters view this.
Dear xian,
What’s wrong you asshole Christers? You suck. I wish I knew where you lived so me and my Goth buddies could come over and make you eat dog shit! There is no God!!!!!!!
Dumbasses! Dickshit! You think your shit don’t stink? It does!
If there is a God, he’s an evil son of a bitch! A real dog cock sucker! My parents were Baptists. They were fundies of the worst sort. They wouldn’t let me watch tv and made me read the Bible every night! They homeschooled me until I got the ACLU on their asses and made them let me go to public school. My sister swallowed that bullshit too. They were all faithfull to the utmost. You know what believing in God got them? Huh? Do you? I’ll tell you what you fundie pud thumper!
My mother died a slow horrible death of cancer! She believed God was her doctor and refused medicine and only slept when she was exhausted from screaming from the pain long enough to sleep for a few minutes. Some God, huh? You should have seen her.
My sister? Yes, God really helped her. She was standing on the street corner “witnessing:” to the people in town. Some guys in a white van grabbed her and gang raped her! They ****ed her to death using coke bottles and a donkey!
My dad? He got his allright. It was almost justice. It’s his fault. He made us be baptists. He lost all his money when Enron collapsed. He had to come out of retirement and do odd jobs. He was painting this old ladies house when he hit a big hornets nest. He fell off the ladder and broke his legs. He couldn’t run away and the hornets stung him to death. They were even in his lugs! God must have really loved him, huh you stupid bastard!
Last night My girl friend masturbated with a cross, then I shot a wad on it, and we killed a dog with that and I ****ed its brains!
Guess what, I’m still alive! I don’t have cancer! God is bullshit, asshole!
Jerkface,
Yours sincrely
Vlad
Wow! I was in shock! What a sinner. What a stupid person. After I vomited several times and finished crying, I composed my reply. I was furious at the time so I may have used some harsh language, but not using the Lord’s name in vain I don’t believe I sinned.
Mr. Vlad,
In the first place I don’t know what a xian is. I don’t read comic books or watch science fiction films. (by the way, all science is fiction) God could come right to you in person and spit on your worthless soul and you'd still deny his love. He is trying to show you he is real! You killed your family! It's your fault you worthless stupid jerk! I’d like to take a jawbone of an ass to your head!
God had to show you he’s real by taking your family. Did you pray to God to save your mother? No, you didn’t. You killed her. How can you look in the mirror? After showing you what happens to sinners by using your good God fearing mother, he took your sister. Did that make you repent and accept Jesus into your life? No? You raped your sister too. Still you didn’t see the lesson. That’s what public schools do to people!
Then your poor father. He had tried and tried to make you see the light. He must have loved you as much as God does! But no, your sins killed him too! But as the hornets stung him he knew he was going to heaven. Your mother and sister in their death throes knew in their hearts they were going to heaven too! They suffered but a little for God, They knew they were instruments of God’s love to save you from Satan! Now they are in paradise. But do you think they are happy? Not yet. Your soul still hangs in the balance. There is still a chance you can be saved. Satan may not get your soul. There is one last chance for you to make your family happy. Don’t end up in Hell! Give yourself to Christ and join them. Be the Prodigal’s son! Come back! Your father has shown the patience of Job and continues to do so!
But remember this. While you are alive they will care for you, but when you are burning in hell with the worms eating your flesh, they will laugh at you. If there is one ounce of compassion in your Goth soul, come to us at Landover so we can show you the light!
Your soldier for Christ,
Eliot Mayfield
This is an example of the stuff I have to put up with!
Sometimes even I am shocked. I received this e-mail. Be warned this contains shocking language and is not for the ladies to see. Nor should the youngsters view this.
Dear xian,
What’s wrong you asshole Christers? You suck. I wish I knew where you lived so me and my Goth buddies could come over and make you eat dog shit! There is no God!!!!!!!
Dumbasses! Dickshit! You think your shit don’t stink? It does!
If there is a God, he’s an evil son of a bitch! A real dog cock sucker! My parents were Baptists. They were fundies of the worst sort. They wouldn’t let me watch tv and made me read the Bible every night! They homeschooled me until I got the ACLU on their asses and made them let me go to public school. My sister swallowed that bullshit too. They were all faithfull to the utmost. You know what believing in God got them? Huh? Do you? I’ll tell you what you fundie pud thumper!
My mother died a slow horrible death of cancer! She believed God was her doctor and refused medicine and only slept when she was exhausted from screaming from the pain long enough to sleep for a few minutes. Some God, huh? You should have seen her.
My sister? Yes, God really helped her. She was standing on the street corner “witnessing:” to the people in town. Some guys in a white van grabbed her and gang raped her! They ****ed her to death using coke bottles and a donkey!
My dad? He got his allright. It was almost justice. It’s his fault. He made us be baptists. He lost all his money when Enron collapsed. He had to come out of retirement and do odd jobs. He was painting this old ladies house when he hit a big hornets nest. He fell off the ladder and broke his legs. He couldn’t run away and the hornets stung him to death. They were even in his lugs! God must have really loved him, huh you stupid bastard!
Last night My girl friend masturbated with a cross, then I shot a wad on it, and we killed a dog with that and I ****ed its brains!
Guess what, I’m still alive! I don’t have cancer! God is bullshit, asshole!
Jerkface,
Yours sincrely
Vlad
Wow! I was in shock! What a sinner. What a stupid person. After I vomited several times and finished crying, I composed my reply. I was furious at the time so I may have used some harsh language, but not using the Lord’s name in vain I don’t believe I sinned.
Mr. Vlad,
In the first place I don’t know what a xian is. I don’t read comic books or watch science fiction films. (by the way, all science is fiction) God could come right to you in person and spit on your worthless soul and you'd still deny his love. He is trying to show you he is real! You killed your family! It's your fault you worthless stupid jerk! I’d like to take a jawbone of an ass to your head!
God had to show you he’s real by taking your family. Did you pray to God to save your mother? No, you didn’t. You killed her. How can you look in the mirror? After showing you what happens to sinners by using your good God fearing mother, he took your sister. Did that make you repent and accept Jesus into your life? No? You raped your sister too. Still you didn’t see the lesson. That’s what public schools do to people!
Then your poor father. He had tried and tried to make you see the light. He must have loved you as much as God does! But no, your sins killed him too! But as the hornets stung him he knew he was going to heaven. Your mother and sister in their death throes knew in their hearts they were going to heaven too! They suffered but a little for God, They knew they were instruments of God’s love to save you from Satan! Now they are in paradise. But do you think they are happy? Not yet. Your soul still hangs in the balance. There is still a chance you can be saved. Satan may not get your soul. There is one last chance for you to make your family happy. Don’t end up in Hell! Give yourself to Christ and join them. Be the Prodigal’s son! Come back! Your father has shown the patience of Job and continues to do so!
But remember this. While you are alive they will care for you, but when you are burning in hell with the worms eating your flesh, they will laugh at you. If there is one ounce of compassion in your Goth soul, come to us at Landover so we can show you the light!
Your soldier for Christ,
Eliot Mayfield
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