[Dwayne DeKalb]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

Can anyone seriously continue to deny that c*********s causes demon possession after reading that stream of filth? I'm going to have to wash my eyes out with soap, water, and possibly also a bit of lye after reading that.

If you think my post was filthy, then you probably don't want to read the erotic novel I'm working on.

There is evidence to the contrary.

I've seen the uncensored versions of those photos and they are not bad at all. Britney and Paris keep themselves nice and clean and shaven. I would happily perform cunnilingus on either one of them. You have some nerve talking about their private parts. What does your private area look like?

I could easily get no less than fifty respected cooterologists to validate my statement about mushrooms and woodlice, and only a retard would suggest that demons DON'T inhabit cooters. It's just common sense. Cooters are dark, fetid places of unfathomable torment--quite similar to Hell. Demons feel at home in them.

That is totally absurd. If you ask me it sounds like a certain old man is coming down with Alzheimers.

As does blood, harlot juices, urine, and concentrated sulfuric acid.

Harlot juices is very offensive and disrespectful to women. Love juices sounds better. Also vaginas don't contain concentrated sulfuric acid. Only an old man with Alzheimers would believe something that ridiculous.

[Nobar King]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

Why would you come to a Christian forum to display your dirty secrets?

[Hitoshi]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

I need grow mustache!

[Dwayne DeKalb]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

Why would you come to a Christian forum to display your dirty secrets?

What dirty little secrets?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

If you think my post was filthy, then you probably don't want to read the erotic novel I'm working on.



I've seen the uncensored versions of those photos and they are not bad at all. Britney and Paris keep themselves nice and clean and shaven. I would happily perform cunnilingus on either one of them. You have some nerve talking about their private parts. What does your private area look like?



That is totally absurd. If you ask me it sounds like a certain old man is coming down with Alzheimers.



Harlot juices is very offensive and disrespectful to women. Love juices sounds better. Also vaginas don't contain concentrated sulfuric acid. Only an old man with Alzheimers would believe something that ridiculous.

This is not some park in San fransissyco!!!!!
Brother Hatchet is not George Boy Michaels either!
I hope I don't get AIDS from your question!!
Why are you back here?

[Dwayne DeKalb]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

Why are you back here?

Why is that your business?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

I bet the county child care services would like to know you're writing a porno book! Maybe you'll lose your kids, AGAIN!!
You still stinking drunk? How many times you wet the bed this week!!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

I think a man should keep his face as far away from there as possible. If I even THINK I can smell one during a business meeting, I leave the conference room.

Brother, why would a woman be in a business meeting?

I, for one, can honestly say that I have never once attended a business meeting where any cooters were on display! It's just not appropriate!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

Harlot juices is very offensive and disrespectful to women.

If women are that offended by their harlot juices then they should stop spraying them about the place! Is that really so much to ask?

I need grow mustache!

It's not often I say this, but you could do worse than asking Old Iron Crotch for advice.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

You need grow about 6 more inches first fish head eater.

I need grow mustache!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

I need grow mustache!

That would take you years, and only if you slathered on large amounts of Rogain(c).

[Bob4God]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

Cooters are disgusting stinky pits of whore-goo and germs.

I used to require my wife to place one of those scented Glade plug-ins in her cooter before I realized those electrical outlet tongs might cause sinful pleasure, and I promptly switched her to lemon Lysol scented spray three times a day for a clean you can smell!

[roserougesang]

Re: Mustache Rides and You

Don't they pee out of it too?

I think you got that confused with the urethra. That's not in the same place as the vagina.

[JennyD]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

Pastors, forgive me for coming into the men's area; Sister BTB mentioned that Old Man Hatchet had said that we weren't meant to eat cooters, and I was quite surprised and a bit disturbed to hear this.

Nearly all of the ladies who stay at The Monthly Visitor will tell you that they were overjoyed to finally lay their lips on some tasty cooters while staying! When Fanny sets her famous cooter pie before the ladies, they all dive in, lapping up all the tasty juices!

THIS isn't Fanny's recipe, but it'll give you an idea of what goes into the tastiest cooter in all of Freehold! I tell ya, my mouth waters just THINKING about Fanny's cooter pie!

COOTER PIE
1 med.-sized cooter
1/2 c. stewed tomatoes
1 c. sweet milk
1 c. liquor from stew pot
1 tbsp. whiskey
Celery salt
Red pepper
2 hard-boiled eggs, cut up
2 slices toasted bread, crumbled
Worcestershire sauce
2 tbsp. butter
1 tbsp. sherry
Mace
Black pepper to taste

Drop live cooter in a pot of boiling water. Cook 45 minutes. Open shell with a saw and take out meat, fat, liver, and eggs. Be careful not to break the gall. Remove meat from the feet and lets. Put all this in a pot with a little water and salt; then stew until tender, usually about 1 hour.

Next, cut up meat, liver, and eggs. Add stewed tomatoes, milk, liquor from stew pot, butter, whiskey, sherry, eggs (cut up), bread crumbs, and seasonings. Put in shell (which has been provided by the cooter and has been thoroughly cleaned). Cover with cracker crumbs, dot with butter, and bake in 375 degree oven about 45 minutes.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

THIS isn't Fanny's recipe, but it'll give you an idea of what goes into the tastiest cooter in all of Freehold! I tell ya, my mouth waters just THINKING about Fanny's cooter pie!

Young lady, I am outraged that you posted a recipe in the Men Only forum, although my outrage is mitigated by the fact that it calls for such manly ingredients as whiskey and Worcestershire sauce; however, that is preponderated by the fact that it calls for sweet milk and sherry, so we're right back to square one with my outrage.