[Bob4God]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

Excuse me but a person of Asian heritage posted a picture of himself wearing a mustache and he was ridiculed so I came to his defense. I didn't just post something random, I responded appropriately to other posts within this thread. You need to read more closely before making serious threats like that. Also the Japan-America Society is a wonderful organization that promotes understanding and tolerance between Japan and America. I urge you to become a member, it will really open your eyes.

Oh, so you think Asians can do no wrong then??? What if he posted naked pictures of himself smearing feces all over his yellow chest? Are we just supposed to TOLERATE that because he's ASIAN???

What if he were a decent white man? Would you defend him then?

I urge YOU to become a member of CHRIST's chosen church, and tithe to Him to make up for all the hurt you've caused.

Have you gotten around to REPORTING me yet? What'd they say?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

Excuse me but a person of Asian heritage posted a picture of himself wearing a mustache and he was ridiculed so I came to his defense.

Wow, we have our own little Don Juan here, don't we. Well, Mr. DickBob, what racist opinion are you going to burden us with here? This little chink has been a barb in our side for far too long. We've treated him with nothing but Godly respect and tried to lead him to the Light but he has defeated us at every turn. He came here to mock us with his photoshops, but such images are amusing to no one here.

I didn't just post something random, I responded appropriately to other posts within this thread. You need to read more closely before making serious threats like that. Also the Japan-America Society is a wonderful organization that promotes understanding and tolerance between Japan and America. I urge you to become a member, it will really open your eyes.

Tolerance between Japan and America? Maybe *you* want to tolerate them, but ever since Pearl Harbor, I've been a little suspicious of the little slants. You can never see what they're thinking because their eyes are suspiciously hidden. I bet you want to have a Terrorist-America alliance too, don't you? I'm curious as to why you seem so ready to open America up for another terrorist attack. I think I need to call my friend Lance over at the Department of Faith for an investigatory report on your background...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

Excuse me but a person of Asian heritage posted a picture of himself wearing a mustache and he was ridiculed so I came to his defense. I didn't just post something random, I responded appropriately to other posts within this thread. You need to read more closely before making serious threats like that. Also the Japan-America Society is a wonderful organization that promotes understanding and tolerance between Japan and America. I urge you to become a member, it will really open your eyes.

Hey pal, my eyes are open, because Jesus made them that way. It's the slants who need their eyes opened.

[Dwayne DeKalb]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

What does a gook commuinist organization have to do with the topic at hand? Keep derailing threads and you'll get banned.

Excuse me but a person of Asian heritage posted a picture of himself wearing a mustache and he was ridiculed so I came to his defense. I didn't just post something random, I responded appropriately to other posts within this thread. You need to read more closely before making serious threats like that. Also the Japan-America Society is a wonderful organization that promotes understanding and tolerance between Japan and America. I urge you to become a member, it will really open your eyes.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

I'm going to report your racism to the Japan-America Society.

What does a gook commuinist organization have to do with the topic at hand? Keep derailing threads and you'll get banned.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

It can be difficult to have a mature conversation on these holy forums. Cooter mushrooms are serious business. I wish the Unsaved© would realize that.

I can understand the mushrooms and all the other things you mentioned Brother Hatchet. I myself have encountered them. One of the things that have not been discussed in this thread is the matter of yeast. Now I have encountered constant complaints of yeast from women. The stories in the Bible (KJV1611) about unleavened bread have always puzzled me. If the women always had yeast readily available why was it that they had to make bread without it?

I have also heard stories about cheese in cooters, but it never made much sense. The milk to make cheese comes from somewhere else, unless there is a property of cooters that I am unaware of.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Mustache Rides and You

I think you got that confused with the urethra. That's not in the same place as the vagina.

Yes, you are correct. There is no Urethra in Virgina, or even West Virgina to the best of my knowledge. However you may have in your excitement made a typo. Perhaps typing when your right hand is busy and only using your left causes too many mistakes?
There is however a Eureka in Nevada, Utah, and even California. That's probably what you meant.

Men, in my days as a booze hound and a skirt chaser and a pervert, I had many cooter encounters, sometimes as much as 4 a year!
Yet, even in that state of filth and degeneracy, I never encountered a "Red Snapper". The Lord God was looking after me. He has other plans for my thingy. No teeth were there to bite it off.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

Brother Hatchet, I can assure you that I never, erm, performed "that" on my late wife's front bottom. These rumours - I know who you are! - are false, trust me.

Genesis 49:25
Even by the God of thy father, who shall help thee; and by the Almighty, who shall bless thee with blessings of heaven above, blessings of the deep that lieth under, blessings of the breasts, and of the womb:

[Bob4God]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

I'm going to report your racism to the Japan-America Society.

I'm going to report your sinful rebellion to the LORD Your GOD. Wait a minute, HE already knows!!! You're going to hell.

Those Asianese mongrels have rejected CHRIST's precious love and have chosen to spit in His face by worshipping false gods and believing in false religions. You are no better if you cannot see the errors of your own ways!

The problem with people like you is that you are too afraid of being proven wrong and finding out your beliefs are a load of garbage to think logically or examine all the evidence. TURN OR BURN!

[Dwayne DeKalb]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

I am a man of GOD! I read the Holy Bible daily and He speaks to me constantly, so I am far more intelligent than you will ever hope to be unless you get saved and start a personal relationship with CHRIST.

Nice logic. Anyway I already had a relationship with Christ and we decided to see other people.

Japan is a disgusting cess-pool of filth and depravity where they poop on each other for pleasure and create satanic cartoons to lure young American children straight to hell! If anything, we need to drop a few MORE atomic bombs on those stupid buck-toothed heathens. Maybe it'll straighten their eyes out!

I'm going to report your racism to the Japan-America Society.

[Bob4God]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

That's a very ugly word, the word of someone who doesn't know how to express himself intelligently. For the record, I would be happy to get together with Hitoshi as a friend and learn more about his fascinating culture. I respect the Japanese a great deal. I also think we owe the Japanese a big apology for dropping atomic bombs on two of their cities and killing hundreds of thousands of innocent people. We also put Japanese-Americans in camps during World War 2 and that made us no better than the Nazis in my opinion and we as a country should be ashamed. Let me guess, I'm a "faggot" for thinking that.

I am a man of GOD! I read the Holy Bible daily and He speaks to me constantly, so I am far more intelligent than you will ever hope to be unless you get saved and start a personal relationship with CHRIST.

Japan is a disgusting cess-pool of filth and depravity where they poop on each other for pleasure and create satanic cartoons to lure young American children straight to hell! If anything, we need to drop a few MORE atomic bombs on those stupid buck-toothed heathens. Maybe it'll straighten their eyes out!

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

This thread is just too much! All this talk of ladies privates places, mushrooms, pee, fag love, and Hotshiti's facial hair are making me nauseated.

It can be difficult to have a mature conversation on these holy forums. Cooter mushrooms are serious business. I wish the Unsaved© would realize that.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

And I heard some sinners have teeth down there!

Yes Brother, sadly I did see a documentary on that. The sinful victims didn't even know what they were getting into.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

This thread is just too much! All this talk of ladies privates places, mushrooms, pee, fag love, and Hotshiti's facial hair are making me nauseated. True Christians™ would never go anywhere near "that" with their faces! The shame of even catching a glimpse of a Christian ladies "parts" would be almost to much to bear! The fact that people actually do those things is certainly proof positive the Devil is sending demons into and out of cooters.

The thought of anything going in and out of a cooter is simply disgusting! And I heard some sinners have teeth down there!

[Nobar King]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

I respect the Japanese a great deal.

For Pearl Harbor?

I also think we owe the Japanese a big apology for dropping atomic bombs on two of their cities and killing hundreds of thousands of innocent people.

They never apologized to us for not ending the war and forcing us to do it.

We also put Japanese-Americans in camps during World War 2 and that made us no better than the Nazis in my opinion and we as a country should be ashamed. Let me guess, I'm a "faggot" for thinking that.

You said it, not me.