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Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)
okay ladies who are ready for their ride?
okay ladies who are ready for their ride?
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Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)
You look like a queer Pancho Villa.Originally posted by Hitoshi View Postokay ladies who are ready for their ride?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)
That's rude. He's just trying to fit in. He's probably confused and thinks you have to have a mustache to get a girlfriend in America.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostYou look like a queer Pancho Villa.
Hitoshi, having a mustache is more likely to get you a boyfriend in America.Comment
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Maybe you two should get together, faggot.Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Postsigpic
The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
- Proverbs 15:3
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Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)
That's a very ugly word, the word of someone who doesn't know how to express himself intelligently. For the record, I would be happy to get together with Hitoshi as a friend and learn more about his fascinating culture. I respect the Japanese a great deal. I also think we owe the Japanese a big apology for dropping atomic bombs on two of their cities and killing hundreds of thousands of innocent people. We also put Japanese-Americans in camps during World War 2 and that made us no better than the Nazis in my opinion and we as a country should be ashamed. Let me guess, I'm a "faggot" for thinking that.Originally posted by Bob4God View PostComment
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Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)
You know something, maybe you should start drinking again!Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)
As far as the bombs go. This is what i say,
YEEEE HAW!!!!!!!Attached FilesMatthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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For Pearl Harbor?Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
They never apologized to us for not ending the war and forcing us to do it.I also think we owe the Japanese a big apology for dropping atomic bombs on two of their cities and killing hundreds of thousands of innocent people.
You said it, not me.We also put Japanese-Americans in camps during World War 2 and that made us no better than the Nazis in my opinion and we as a country should be ashamed. Let me guess, I'm a "faggot" for thinking that.Comment
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This thread is just too much! All this talk of ladies privates places, mushrooms, pee, fag love, and Hotshiti's facial hair are making me nauseated. True Christians™ would never go anywhere near "that" with their faces! The shame of even catching a glimpse of a Christian ladies "parts" would be almost to much to bear! The fact that people actually do those things is certainly proof positive the Devil is sending demons into and out of cooters.
The thought of anything going in and out of a cooter is simply disgusting! And I heard some sinners have teeth down there!sigpic
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Yes Brother, sadly I did see a documentary on that. The sinful victims didn't even know what they were getting into.Originally posted by Aaron Portway View PostGather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.Comment
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It can be difficult to have a mature conversation on these holy forums. Cooter mushrooms are serious business. I wish the Unsaved© would realize that.Originally posted by Aaron Portway View PostComment
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I am a man of GOD! I read the Holy Bible daily and He speaks to me constantly, so I am far more intelligent than you will ever hope to be unless you get saved and start a personal relationship with CHRIST.Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
Japan is a disgusting cess-pool of filth and depravity where they poop on each other for pleasure and create satanic cartoons to lure young American children straight to hell! If anything, we need to drop a few MORE atomic bombs on those stupid buck-toothed heathens. Maybe it'll straighten their eyes out!
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The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
- Proverbs 15:3
CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL
CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!
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Nice logic. Anyway I already had a relationship with Christ and we decided to see other people.Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
I'm going to report your racism to the Japan-America Society.Japan is a disgusting cess-pool of filth and depravity where they poop on each other for pleasure and create satanic cartoons to lure young American children straight to hell! If anything, we need to drop a few MORE atomic bombs on those stupid buck-toothed heathens. Maybe it'll straighten their eyes out!
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Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
I'm going to report your sinful rebellion to the LORD Your GOD. Wait a minute, HE already knows!!! You're going to hell.
Those Asianese mongrels have rejected CHRIST's precious love and have chosen to spit in His face by worshipping false gods and believing in false religions. You are no better if you cannot see the errors of your own ways!
The problem with people like you is that you are too afraid of being proven wrong and finding out your beliefs are a load of garbage to think logically or examine all the evidence. TURN OR BURN!
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The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
- Proverbs 15:3
CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL
CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!
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Brother Hatchet, I can assure you that I never, erm, performed "that" on my late wife's front bottom. These rumours - I know who you are! - are false, trust me.
Genesis 49:25
Even by the God of thy father, who shall help thee; and by the Almighty, who shall bless thee with blessings of heaven above, blessings of the deep that lieth under, blessings of the breasts, and of the womb:
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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