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Another BIG endorsement for Sarah Palin!
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Sarah Palin was Miss Alaska
Women are good for three things: popping out babies, greasing the weasel, and looking hot. Not necessarily in that order. In her younger years, Sarah Palin finished second in the Miss Alaska beauty pageant. That means she’s at least a third more useful than your average American womanatee.
Beauty pageant contestants learn something I call Whore Wisdom. Strippers and prostitutes have an understanding of efficiency, economy, and image that eludes some first year MBA students. When their vaginas are on the line, all the sudden women become negotiators on par with Michael Ovitz. Beauty queens have a similar diluted version of this Whore Wisdom.
Whore Wisdom makes women quasi-responsible; it grants them half-a**ed accountability; and most amazingly, it gives them the ability to think beyond their next meal.
Beauty queens are unique among the female race in that they know no matter what a woman has on the inside, it’s what’s on the outside that counts. That’s Whore Wisdom. It’s not because society is sexist. But because women are packed so full of selfishness and bulls**t, they couldn’t cram much else in. Sorry ladies, honor doesn’t fit in a purse.
A beauty queen would never let her husband cigar fuck some fat sow. That looks bad.
Palin likes God
Christian women may have a high opinion of God, but God doesn’t have a high opinion of them. According to God, women were put here for our entertainment...A Christian woman is one who knows her place. I’ll cover more on this in a moment.
What does a V.P. do anyway?
Exactly! The last thing any of us wants is a woman in the White House thinking she’s expected to do a bunch of s**t. Sarah baby, as far as you’re concerned, the V.P. does nothing more than change SpongeBob DVD’s for her retarded kid.
Palin Has a Pregnant Underage Daughter
The best thing a woman can be is married and pregnant by age 17. Of course the poor shmuck she’s hooking her claws into is making the biggest mistake of his life.
But that’s not the point. This is politics people. The circus has got nothing to do with morality or values, and if you think that it’s ever been any different, you make less than 50 thousand dollars a year. Think less, work more. Your life will improve because of it.
It doesn’t matter that Sarah Palin did a s***ty job mothering her kid. What matters is that she single-handedly usurped the Democrats biggest supporters: unwed, single mothers who want s**t for free. Those dumb sluts will see Sarah as the mother they always wanted. “Look at how much she supports her f**k-up daughter!” They’ll say. And I’ll laugh in their faces at 90MPH in a Honda CBR1100 bought with McCain’s wealth favoring tax cuts.
Money is manly.
Sarah is not a Democrat
The democratic party is full of ugly women and hot women who still believe s*** they learned in grade school. The Republican party is the party for men. Guns are manly, war is manly, money is manly, and abortions are going to happen whether they’re illegal or not, so who the f**k cares?
100% of abortions could have been solved by a b***j**. Think about it, ladies.
But What if McCain Dies?
Obviously, the big scare is that if McCain dies — and he probably will — the world will be f**** with a female president. You think the Middle East hates us now? Imagine if a woman was fucking running the show. The Middle East respects women just as much as we do. The only difference is, they don’t pretend to.
Based on her belief system and general apathy toward the political system, the answer is obvious. If McCain dies, Sarah Palin will step down. ...Sure, she’ll technically be the first female president, but her resignation will be in so fast, McCain’s ghost will be able to read it before he makes it to the white light.
Sarah Palin is a Christian and a Republican. Republican women know what side their bread is buttered on and Christian women know the value of a d***. Ever wonder why every obnoxious bitch on MySpace is a die hard Democrat? It’s because the little brats haven’t learned how much better life is when they shut their slobbery gobs and attract a man who wears a suit to work.
And once Palin steps down, everyone will have gotten all this women empowerment nonsense out of their systems and a new male Speaker of the House will be in charge.
Manclusion
There was a time when movies didn’t require a romantic subplot. There was a time when the publishing industry cranked out books with themes in them that weren’t, “Nothing is your fault!” There was a time when a presidential candidate could run without having a hot-ass running mate. I believe that time has passed.
Token female running mates is what happens when you let women vote, guys. Women are so easy to manipulate, you can’t expect politicians to refrain from such cheap political ploys. You can just ask them to minimize the damage by picking a woman who knows her place.
Sarah Palin was Miss Alaska
Women are good for three things: popping out babies, greasing the weasel, and looking hot. Not necessarily in that order. In her younger years, Sarah Palin finished second in the Miss Alaska beauty pageant. That means she’s at least a third more useful than your average American womanatee.
Beauty pageant contestants learn something I call Whore Wisdom. Strippers and prostitutes have an understanding of efficiency, economy, and image that eludes some first year MBA students. When their vaginas are on the line, all the sudden women become negotiators on par with Michael Ovitz. Beauty queens have a similar diluted version of this Whore Wisdom.
Whore Wisdom makes women quasi-responsible; it grants them half-a**ed accountability; and most amazingly, it gives them the ability to think beyond their next meal.
Beauty queens are unique among the female race in that they know no matter what a woman has on the inside, it’s what’s on the outside that counts. That’s Whore Wisdom. It’s not because society is sexist. But because women are packed so full of selfishness and bulls**t, they couldn’t cram much else in. Sorry ladies, honor doesn’t fit in a purse.
A beauty queen would never let her husband cigar fuck some fat sow. That looks bad.
Palin likes God
Christian women may have a high opinion of God, but God doesn’t have a high opinion of them. According to God, women were put here for our entertainment...A Christian woman is one who knows her place. I’ll cover more on this in a moment.
What does a V.P. do anyway?
Exactly! The last thing any of us wants is a woman in the White House thinking she’s expected to do a bunch of s**t. Sarah baby, as far as you’re concerned, the V.P. does nothing more than change SpongeBob DVD’s for her retarded kid.
Palin Has a Pregnant Underage Daughter
The best thing a woman can be is married and pregnant by age 17. Of course the poor shmuck she’s hooking her claws into is making the biggest mistake of his life.
But that’s not the point. This is politics people. The circus has got nothing to do with morality or values, and if you think that it’s ever been any different, you make less than 50 thousand dollars a year. Think less, work more. Your life will improve because of it.
It doesn’t matter that Sarah Palin did a s***ty job mothering her kid. What matters is that she single-handedly usurped the Democrats biggest supporters: unwed, single mothers who want s**t for free. Those dumb sluts will see Sarah as the mother they always wanted. “Look at how much she supports her f**k-up daughter!” They’ll say. And I’ll laugh in their faces at 90MPH in a Honda CBR1100 bought with McCain’s wealth favoring tax cuts.
Money is manly.
Sarah is not a Democrat
The democratic party is full of ugly women and hot women who still believe s*** they learned in grade school. The Republican party is the party for men. Guns are manly, war is manly, money is manly, and abortions are going to happen whether they’re illegal or not, so who the f**k cares?
100% of abortions could have been solved by a b***j**. Think about it, ladies.
But What if McCain Dies?
Obviously, the big scare is that if McCain dies — and he probably will — the world will be f**** with a female president. You think the Middle East hates us now? Imagine if a woman was fucking running the show. The Middle East respects women just as much as we do. The only difference is, they don’t pretend to.
Based on her belief system and general apathy toward the political system, the answer is obvious. If McCain dies, Sarah Palin will step down. ...Sure, she’ll technically be the first female president, but her resignation will be in so fast, McCain’s ghost will be able to read it before he makes it to the white light.
Sarah Palin is a Christian and a Republican. Republican women know what side their bread is buttered on and Christian women know the value of a d***. Ever wonder why every obnoxious bitch on MySpace is a die hard Democrat? It’s because the little brats haven’t learned how much better life is when they shut their slobbery gobs and attract a man who wears a suit to work.
And once Palin steps down, everyone will have gotten all this women empowerment nonsense out of their systems and a new male Speaker of the House will be in charge.
Manclusion
There was a time when movies didn’t require a romantic subplot. There was a time when the publishing industry cranked out books with themes in them that weren’t, “Nothing is your fault!” There was a time when a presidential candidate could run without having a hot-ass running mate. I believe that time has passed.
Token female running mates is what happens when you let women vote, guys. Women are so easy to manipulate, you can’t expect politicians to refrain from such cheap political ploys. You can just ask them to minimize the damage by picking a woman who knows her place.