Audio tapes of God smiting sinners

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

I had a business idea for how to make a lot of money off God's will. We get someone (probably Lennard Nimoy) to narrate over a reenactment of parts of the Old Testament where God smites and devastates places and all the people. I think it would be sold as a sleep track alongside waterfall sounds and a loved one's breathing stopping. And starting after too long a pause. Relief, all night.

[Adam Fag]

Re: Audio tapes of God smiting sinners

Why not make a thumb drive with sound files where God's on the go right now?

• GOD SENDS FIRE
  • head out to Moose and Owl
  • grab sounds
  • file 1.
• GOD SENDS FLOOD
  • fly to Sindh
  • grab sounds
  • file 2.
• GOD SENDS WIND
  • go San Juan
  • grab sounds
  • file 3.
• GOD SENDS A PLAGUE
  • quick trip to Phi Beach
    • THE ROCKS LOOK GREAT AT THIS TIME OF YEAR SO YOU CAN GET SOME PIX TOO!
    • https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/sardinian-farmers-suffer-worst-locust-invasion/
  • grab sounds
  • file 4.

Hours to be had, all real, with some nice breaks thrown in for you to set up the files. Win, Win!

[WWJDnow]

Re: Audio tapes of God smiting sinners

About 30 years ago, Soviet scientists drilled a borehole into Hell and recorded the actual sounds of dead sinners screaming in agony and torment. They also observed actual demons emerging from Hell through the hole they had dug. Needless to say, they immediately capped the hole and the Soviet government suppressed all mention of the event. Nevertheless, the scientists, at great personal risk, smuggled copies out to the West.

If anyone tells you there is no evidence that Hell exists, send them here to watch this video. There is no way a recording like this can be faked. If it doesn't convince them, nothing will.

Personally, I think we need to revisit the hole to examine the potential of Hell to provide an unlimited source of geothermal energy.