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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324
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    You guys are the best!

    I didn't know you knew! My birthday is coming up and I guess the mail went quicker than you thought. I got a package and if I'd have known it was a present I'd have waited, but I opened it.
    Wow!
    An AA12!!!!!
    How'd you know that's what I wanted! Of course, who wouldn't, right?

    I went down to the local gun shop right away and bought all the 12 gauge shells in the place, BUT, they don't sell the FRAG 12 shell due to communist gun laws. When Ivan comes marching back in they'll wish they'd sold me a million FRAG 12's!
    Anyway, you reckon I could send you some money and you could ship me some? Just write, "Hot Sauce" on the label. The CzechoSLOWvakians are too afraid of spicey food to open a box like that.

    If you can't get the HEAP, I'll settle for the HEFA.

    Thanks again, I'd shed a tear, but would hate to look like a fag.

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    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: You guys are the best!

      You know we're always thinking about you over there in Godless....wherever you are. You are in our Manly Prayers most every day.

      I'll ask Brother BJ and his boys in security to ship you some "hot sauce" right away.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • eliot mayfield
          God Squad
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 9324
          #3
          Re: You guys are the best!

          That's mighty kind.

          When Ivan the Russkie comes back, and I pray it's soon, then I'm going to lay the Red Hordes to waste. Then maybe these Godless Czechers will listen to me about the power of Jesus, or OP POJ (tm) (c) as I call it. Then we can convert those empty Catholic churches into Baptist churches and fill the missions coffers!
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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