[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

well, in our (imaginary) country it is illegal to hit woman and you are seen as a coward. So I don't get it, but hey, that is my problem

One among many.

BUT: I do have some questions:

1) Men hit their women to diciplin them.

How else will they find Salvation ?

And how are man diciplined?

That is a private matter between the man and his dominatrix Pastor.

2) a man hits his woman, she breaks her neck and dies. What will happen?

If she is Saved, she will go to heaven. Otherwise

3) can you hit your woman when she is pregnant?

Only above the abdomen.

[Nobar King]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

well, in our (imaginary) country it is illegal to hit woman and you are seen as a coward.

That's what I expect from you sexist europeans. Why does the law single out women, but make it OK for them to hit their men? You guys are so backwards.

[Ayeola]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

well, in our (imaginary) country it is illegal to hit woman and you are seen as a coward. So I don't get it, but hey, that is my problem

BUT: I do have some questions:

1) Men hit their women to diciplin them.
And how are man diciplined?

2) a man hits his woman, she breaks her neck and dies. What will happen?

3) can you hit your woman when she is pregnant?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Why would you want to hit her? How is that loving?

Would it be loving to sit by and let your wife send herself to eternal damnation? I do sister Thumper a favor each and every time I give her the back of my hand.

She knows I love her like Jesus loves me. If you were a Christian, you'd understand.

[Snarky]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Why would you want to hit her? How is that loving?

[Pretentia]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

That's because your nanny state knows what's good for you, better than you do, yourself.

oh i dont disagree with you nobar...i was born of a country where i slept with a gun by my bed. England is the way forward.

[Nobar King]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

That's because your nanny state knows what's good for you, better than you do, yourself.

[Pretentia]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

I didn't even think you were allowed to carry knives in Sorry Old England.

were not!

[Nobar King]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

a girl in MIGHTY ENGLAND would cut your testicles off and feed them to her pitbull ...then wed se how loyal a hungry pooch really is

I didn't even think you were allowed to carry knives in Sorry Old England.

[Pretentia]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

No, just Percy. He's "special".

Meanwhile, this is the Men's Only section of the forum.

Are you a man? I think not.

but neither are you?

[JennyD]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

HAHAHAHAHA oooh myy goooddddddddddd i just got it!!!!! like.....your all fookin inbreds from the south?!?!?! deliverance and all of that wierd cult shizen!!!

No, just Percy. He's "special".

Meanwhile, this is the Men's Only section of the forum.

Are you a man? I think not.

[Pretentia]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Hot sauce on the back of their hands? I've never heard of that one, Brother. A good dose of tabasco sauce thrown liberally in the eyes, yes, but never on the back of the hand?? That sounds an interesting technique, Brother Ram. Apologies, my prospective Father-in-Law is still teaching me the basics.

Bit of a funny story, last weekend I was over at my Fiancee's house as usual, and was watching the ballgame with her father, when my fiancee' came through and changed the channel. She made some sort of dumb excuse about 'Depserate Housewives' being on. Well, I just looked at her father, and he said "I'll show you how it's done".

Next thing I know he grabs by sweet Fiancee' by the hair, and drags her through to the bathroom kicking and screaming, and throws her into the bathtub. Then he grabs the shower hose off the wall, wraps the hose around her neck, shoves the shower head down her throat, and turns the pressure up full. Next thing I know my Fancee's got water spraying out her mouth, her arms flailing about wildly, and making a weird gurgling noise. Guess that'll be the last time she tries anything like that again!

I think she learned a valuable lesson THAT day. Praise!

were you molestered as a child? and also....did you fall down and hit your little head on a curb....yno you should be happy your in america because a girl in MIGHTY ENGLAND would cut your testicles off and feed them to her pitbull ...then wed se how loyal a hungry pooch really is

[Pretentia]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

My father said he will pass me his 'Marriage Rock' on my wedding day. It's a old family tradition, the rock has passed through my family for generations. My Grand-daddy had it, my great grand-daddy etc etc. Think it's been passed down for over 300 years. It's what our men have been using for generations to make sure our women know their places. We pray over the rock, and ask God to keep our marriages safe and wholesome. If our women tick us off, we hold the rock in our fist, and use it to discipline our women-folks.

I think every family should have a 'Marriage Rock'.

HAHAHAHAHA oooh myy goooddddddddddd i just got it!!!!! like.....your all fookin inbreds from the south?!?!?! deliverance and all of that wierd cult shizen!!!

[Repentant Liberal]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

So in your opinion it was good that she nearly drowned? You are sick, mentally ill. If he talked calmly to her and explained why she isn't allowed to watch that show he would have gotten the same results.

Your logic here is terrible. If mere explanations worked then women could all just have a few one on one sessions with the pastors when they enter womanhood and never sin again in their lives. I have no doubt the pastors would be thrilled to take this sacrifice, as the women could then be left at home to praise the Lord and keep the house clean or raise True Christians, never needing to leave the home and risk being a temptress for the righteous men of the community.

That felt strange to type, knowing that women are not even close to have the intelligence to rationalize so well... which is why they need husbands to keep them good.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

So in your opinion it was good that she nearly drowned? You are sick, mentally ill. If he talked calmly to her and explained why she isn't allowed to watch that show he would have gotten the same results.

At least you agree that it is the husband's place to tell the wife which TV shows she can and cannot watch. That's a good start.

Pastor Billy-Reuben