[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

This was actually a cost effective solution. Waterboarding requires a large capital investment in the necessary equipment.

So in your opinion it was good that she nearly drowned? You are sick, mentally ill. If he talked calmly to her and explained why she isn't allowed to watch that show he would have gotten the same results.

[ForceAid]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Bit of a funny story, last weekend I was over at my Fiancee's house as usual, and was watching the ballgame with her father, when my fiancee' came through and changed the channel. She made some sort of dumb excuse about 'Depserate Housewives' being on. Well, I just looked at her father, and he said "I'll show you how it's done".

Next thing I know he grabs by sweet Fiancee' by the hair, and drags her through to the bathroom kicking and screaming, and throws her into the bathtub. Then he grabs the shower hose off the wall, wraps the hose around her neck, shoves the shower head down her throat, and turns the pressure up full. Next thing I know my Fancee's got water spraying out her mouth, her arms flailing about wildly, and making a weird gurgling noise. Guess that'll be the last time she tries anything like that again!

So in your opinion it was good that she nearly drowned? You are sick, mentally ill. If he talked calmly to her and explained why she isn't allowed to watch that show he would have gotten the same results.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

This sounds like a Godly family Brother Percy. You are so lucky to have found this obedient well trained wonderful woman.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

That's what we used to discipline them. We just pour a little hot sauce on the back of their hand and wag our fingers in their face.

Hot sauce on the back of their hands? I've never heard of that one, Brother. A good dose of tabasco sauce thrown liberally in the eyes, yes, but never on the back of the hand?? That sounds an interesting technique, Brother Ram. Apologies, my prospective Father-in-Law is still teaching me the basics.

Bit of a funny story, last weekend I was over at my Fiancee's house as usual, and was watching the ballgame with her father, when my fiancee' came through and changed the channel. She made some sort of dumb excuse about 'Depserate Housewives' being on. Well, I just looked at her father, and he said "I'll show you how it's done".

Next thing I know he grabs by sweet Fiancee' by the hair, and drags her through to the bathroom kicking and screaming, and throws her into the bathtub. Then he grabs the shower hose off the wall, wraps the hose around her neck, shoves the shower head down her throat, and turns the pressure up full. Next thing I know my Fancee's got water spraying out her mouth, her arms flailing about wildly, and making a weird gurgling noise. Guess that'll be the last time she tries anything like that again!

I think she learned a valuable lesson THAT day. Praise!

[Wide-Open]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Yeah, so is tabasco sauce...

It is. You don't know much about chili peppers or the Scoville scale do you?

When I used to beat up my wife - before she died - it would register on that scale as high as the "Blair's After Death" sauce. For starters.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

This isn't a quote from a Bible

If betting weren't a sin, I'd ask you if you wanted to make a bet.

Yes, it is a quote directly from the King James Version of the Bible. What does Proverbs 20:30 say in your Bible? Most Bibles aren't as crystal clear as the KJV, but they all say that beating people is a good way to get rid of evil.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Billy Ram]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Umm... the other guy was saying welts on their stomachs and bruises on their backs, so I don't believe that it's that mild.

You have to make room for artistic license. Read the verse and see how poetic the bible makes wife beating sound. Glory.

[Wikdsnipe]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

That's what we used to discipline them. We just pour a little hot sauce on the back of their hand and wag our fingers in their face.

Umm... the other guy was saying welts on their stomachs and bruises on their backs, so I don't believe that it's that mild.

[Billy Ram]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Yeah, so is tabasco sauce...

That's what we used to discipline them. We just pour a little hot sauce on the back of their hand and wag our fingers in their face.

[Wikdsnipe]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Wikdsnipe, the beatings are very mild.

Yeah, so is tabasco sauce...

[Billy Ram]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

A pastor of a church like this needs to rot an eternity in Hell, and will if he continues to follow his way of thinking. This isn't a quote from a Bible, but a quote of hatred and discrimination.

And no, Percy. I'm not gay. I follow the rest of the world (minus some parts) and i respect women and treat them as equals. If you beat women, you're nothing but a coward venting your anger on your wife.

Wikdsnipe, the beatings are very mild.

[Wikdsnipe]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

GOD has a different opinion on the matter:

Proverbs 20:30 The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.

Nothing says God's Love like bruises on the back and welts on the belly! Glory! Can you give me just one amen here, "Wikdsnipe"?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

A pastor of a church like this needs to rot an eternity in Hell, and will if he continues to follow his way of thinking. This isn't a quote from a Bible, but a quote of hatred and discrimination.

And no, Percy. I'm not gay. I follow the rest of the world (minus some parts) and i respect women and treat them as equals. If you beat women, you're nothing but a coward venting your anger on your wife.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Nope. 100% male. I just respect women.

So you're gay. Thanks for clearing that up for us.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Bruises are unattractive

GOD has a different opinion on the matter:

Proverbs 20:30 The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.

Nothing says God's Love like bruises on the back and welts on the belly! Glory! Can you give me just one amen here, "Wikdsnipe"?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Nope. 100% male. I just respect women. You, on the other hand, don't. Which makes you that much less of a humane person.

I'm a Christian person. It would not be respectful for me to sit by and allow a female to disobey the Holy Bible. I would be doing satan's work to withold Masculine Christian Discipline from an uppity feminazi bitch like you.

Enjoy hell, lady.