[Mom]

Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

They want these areas shaved so they can pretend they're pre-teens!
Whay does Allah promise 70 virgins in Paradise? Because they will be children. The pedophile fixation is quite clear.

Grooming isn't just shaving bald. It could be trimming or cleaning. Making sure it's cleaned properly for medical reasons. And pretending to be a teen isn't always the motive.

[Mom]

Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

Hellfire is a STD there is cure for friend.

Just like AIDS, right?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

It's also more sanitary and more pleasurable for your partner.

Friend,

Maybe it is time you take your mind off your partner's pleasure and think more about Christ's pleasure. Jesus lovers you a lot friend, a lot more longer and harder than any floozie you could date. So don't upset Jesus by not thinking of Him or you will end up burning in Hell.

Hellfire is a STD there is cure for friend.

[Mom]

Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

Not fornicating with random strangers also prevents crabs, lice, infection, is more sanitary, AND has the added bonus of not condemning you to eternal hellfire, but I bet you've never even considered that possibility, have you? Oh, and how exactly does grooming one's sinful parts prevent STIs? Not even the seculiar scientists would agree with you on that one.

You mean STDs? Lice and infection isn't always sexually transmitted. Neither is crabs in certain cases. And I never said having intercourse with strangers isn't risky.

Not cleaning your private areas can lead to rashes and in serious cases, infections. (Not to mention being more prone to lice). Especially if you continualy scratch yourself after recieving a rash, which I know you do anyway since you can't masturbate... Also, if you do happen to aqcuire lice or crabs, it's much more sanitary to remove the pubic hair to prevent further infection and to help get rid of the lice/crabs.

It's also more sanitary and more pleasurable for your partner.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

Grooming one's private areas prevents crabs, lice, infection, and is ultimately more sanitary.

Not fornicating with random strangers also prevents crabs, lice, infection, is more sanitary, AND has the added bonus of not condemning you to eternal hellfire, but I bet you've never even considered that possibility, have you? Oh, and how exactly does grooming one's sinful parts prevent STIs? Not even the seculiar scientists would agree with you on that one.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

They want these areas shaved so they can pretend they're pre-teens!
Whay does Allah promise 70 virgins in Paradise? Because they will be children. The pedophile fixation is quite clear.

See, this is yet another myth surrounding the islam menace. Their false God allah (may piss be upon him) didn't actually promise them 72 virgins in mudslime paradise. He them promises one 72 year old virgin.

I'm sure all the sand-nigras wake up in hell with a surprised look on their faces, right before satan presents them with their zombie grandma to service for eternity.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

Of course marrying a six year old is pedophilia. But making sure your private areas are properly groomed? That has nothing to do with pedophilia in any way. Go ahead, contradict me.

They want these areas shaved so they can pretend they're pre-teens!
Whay does Allah promise 70 virgins in Paradise? Because they will be children. The pedophile fixation is quite clear.

[Mom]

Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

It seems that we have inadvertantly hit upon a rather sensitive area for "mom". Defending fags in another thread, and now defending an obsessive concern about the hair around one's nasty parts reveals him for what he is: a disciple of satan.

Grooming one's private areas prevents crabs, lice, infection, and is ultimately more sanitary. Women like it better too. Not grooming it is sort of 'red-neckish'. I'm a little taken aback that a man of your age would still be apalled by natural body parts such as one's "nasty areas".

[OnYourKnees]

Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

Dingleberry? What on earth is a.............*looks up urban dictionary*..........OH.......

I hate you guys.

What part of "Men Only" did you not understand?

There's no reason for you to be upset; that's like seeing a sign that says WET PAINT and being ticked off that you got some on your "book of shadows".

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

Of course marrying a six year old is pedophilia. But making sure your private areas are properly groomed? That has nothing to do with pedophilia in any way. Go ahead, contradict me.

It seems that we have inadvertantly hit upon a rather sensitive area for "mom". Defending fags in another thread, and now defending an obsessive concern about the hair around one's nasty parts reveals him for what he is: a disciple of satan.

[Mom]

Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

I suppose you don't think marrying a 6 year-old is paedophilia either? This comes directly from one of the Mahommedan "sacred" texts:


Because you never complain about anything, do you? We are Servants of Christ, and, as such, we fight evil wherever it is to be found.

Of course marrying a six year old is pedophilia. But making sure your private areas are properly groomed? That has nothing to do with pedophilia in any way. Go ahead, contradict me.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

How is grooming your private areas considered pedophilia?

I suppose you don't think marrying a 6 year-old is paedophilia either? This comes directly from one of the Mahommedan "sacred" texts:

Narrated 'Aisha: that the Prophet married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old, and then she remained with him for nine years (i.e., till his death).

What I'm really wondering is why you post things that disturb you, then continually complain about it.

Because you never complain about anything, do you? We are Servants of Christ, and, as such, we fight evil wherever it is to be found.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

The Pastor's warnings about reading the Queeran are well founded. The book is replete with excruciating details and instructions on everything from body hair below the navel (and below the wrist), the salting of pretzels, hacking off of body parts, to Toyota pickup truck maintenance. Reading it can only be done armed with an extreme faith in our Lord Jesus and in small doses at a time. Failure to do so will cause brain overload with a risk of explosion (both figuratively and literally, as we have witnessed in the last few years).

How Moehammed (May the Exalted Pederast Stooge of Issham bask in the Eternal Flames of Hell) ever came up with this stuff is anybody's guess. One could postulate that it was the fumes from the camel dung he used for cooking - much the same as sulfurous fumes were used by the Oracles at Delphi in ancient Greece. Much earlier "law givers" like Hammurabi were tedious, but Moehammed (May the Insects of a thousand Goats infest his armpits) seems to take the prize for his time. It hasn't been until recently that the Demoncrats have emerged to take this practice to new heights, forcing us to wear bicycle helmets and forbidding restaurants from serving foie gras (Chicago).

The troubling aspect of Issham is that you never know when Osama Bed Linen, or one of his minions, is going to find some new infraction of the Queeran as an excuse to attack us. After our Godly Military justly slaughtered Sodom Hosesain's sons, they found caches of western porn videos amongst their possessions. We can only suspect that the sons were checking to see if the videos complied with the fitrah. Until our Godly President GWB enters the missile launch codes, we all need to take care that our tires are properly inflated and the transaxle is topped off.

[Mom]

Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

Um....Myers? Did you ever stand downwind of one of the Pastors?


WHAT?? You labelled it "Women don't look" what did you THINK I'd do,then?

It's not worth knowing anyway...

[lilith]

Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

How is grooming your private areas considered pedophilia?
What I'm really wondering is why you post things that disturb you, then continually complain about it. You also claim that it's to inform people of Islam's "pedophilia", yet you won't even let our female counterparts on here.

Um....Myers? Did you ever stand downwind of one of the Pastors?


WHAT?? You labelled it "Women don't look" what did you THINK I'd do,then?