BrotherBill's Homosexual Rape Experience Thread

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

In another thread, our new friend BrotherBill mentioned:

I think that this also proves that a man who is homosexually raped is not defiled.

The men's section is a more appropriate place to discuss your history of forced sodomization, Brother Bill. What's troubling you, friend?

How many times were you raped? Are you still regularly being forced to submit to the lustful desires of other men? Can you identify your attacker? Is it Obama alone, or is it Obama and the Clintons? Do you cry out to the Lord for deliverance, or do you look forward to being held down and used like an inflatable love doll by a gang of limp-wristed and lisping "rainbow" thugs?

We're here to help, BrotherBill, but we can't help unless we know the problem.

[Rev. Carlton Green]

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Did....did you squeal like a pig?

(Sorry, I just had to!)

[BrotherBill]

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Well, I'm sorry to say that I am of Irish heritage. I was raised in a catholic household and was sent to a catholic school from the ages of six to sixteen. After tolerating years of this heathen dogma, I finally broke free when I visited a baptist church against my parents' will. After my parents cast me out of their house, all that I had was Jesus, so I decided to become a pastor. I just want to ask you guys, is my body forever defiled after the sins that were committed upon and within it by that child molesting cult, or can I become pure once more?

[BrotherBill]

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Did....did you squeal like a pig?

I don't think that God gave us the vocal abilities to do such a thing, but I did squeal like a little girl.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well, I'm sorry to say that I am of Irish heritage. I was raised in a catholic household and was sent to a catholic school from the ages of six to sixteen. After tolerating years of this heathen dogma, I finally broke free when I visited a baptist church against my parents' will. After my parents cast me out of their house, all that I had was Jesus, so I decided to become a pastor. I just want to ask you guys, is my body forever defiled after the sins that were committed upon and within it by that child molesting cult, or can I become pure once more?

Through Jesus, all things are possible. But first we'd like to hear the details of the papist horrors unleashed on your nubile young body. Did they defile you with a crucifix? Get you drunk on the cheap dago wine they pass off as Christ's actual blood? How many mary worshiping pervert "fathers" used you as their party ewe? Please don't spare us the details.

Being Irish, I suppose you spend most of your time crying in your beer. Jesus can help you with that too.

[Repentant Liberal]

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My concern is that this is in reference to what's going in your mouth and coming out of your anus. However, we are talking about something going in where things come out, how is it suppose to not become a part of you when it is so clearly not coming out the other end?

Homosexuals, and not just priests, are obviously trying to rape all the straight men they can in order to defile as many as possible. When going to see gay hellywood movies you're obviously accepting this violation, or all those that vote to allow gay marriage, so in that case you're clearly trying to be defiled, or already so.

This was really just rambling observations more than an answer, and I apologize for not having more cohesive, concise thoughts Brothers.

[BrotherBill]

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The first time that I actually remember it happening was when I was five, my family was moving to a new church. Among Catholics, it is customary that the priest gets to "know" all young boys before the family becomes members of the church. He made me dress in the alter boy robes and stand on what he called the receiving end of the confessional while he was in the other box. It was terrible.

The next year, I was dismayed to hear that I would be going to kindergarten at this same establishment. The priest would come in whenever he felt like it and pick one of us out to feed his evil addiction (although he really fed us). Soon, he developed a strong preference for me, so I got chosen more often than all of the other boys. This continued as I stayed in the same school for ten more years. I thank God every night that he began to lose interest in me after the age of nine and virtually forgot about me at thirteen. Of course, I was raised to believe that this was natural by my catholic parents and teachers, so I only really knew that it was a sin after I escaped. Of course, before then, I felt Jesus telling me that it was wrong, but my parents discouraged the idea.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Friend, that is truly revoltng, but just what we expect from those filthy perverted papists. Have you got the AIDS?

I'm thinking you might want to look into Betty Bower's sucessful program called BASH (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals). Take a look at THIS, and have your credit cards ready. They'll help you get normal again.

[BrotherBill]

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Have you got the AIDS?

I don't believe so. He showed no interest in older men, so he never got it (though he will certainly get more than his share in hell!).

I'm thinking you might want to look into Betty Bower's sucessful program called BASH (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals). Take a look at THIS, and have your credit cards ready. They'll help you get normal again.

Thank you for the link! I'm a huge fan of Betty Bowers. I haven't had a problem resisting the devil's temptation ever since I found out that the people who raised me were lying, pope worshiping heathens, but I hope that she will help me earn His forgiveness for these incidents.

[Repentant Liberal]

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I haven't had a problem resisting the devil's temptation ever since I found out that the people who raised me were lying, pope worshiping heathens, but I hope that she will help me earn His forgiveness for these incidents.

You are certainly on the right path there then:

Luke 14:26 If any come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

[JennyD]

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Did....did you squeal like a pig?

(Sorry, I just had to!)

You had to squeal like a pig, Brother Green?

I had no idea you were an ex-Gay like our new friend, BrotherBill! Congratulations on coming to the Lord, instead of to those depraved Mexican perverts in dark alleys named "Hey-Seuss"! See, Bill? There's hope for anyone, even one who squeals like a pig while being violated!

Edit: Er, sorry, Pastors. I didn't realize this was in the men's only section.

[Bob4God]

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Oh praise JESUS that you came out of the papist pit of horrors alive! So many enter, but very few escape.

If you want, I'm sure Bobby-Joe in security could work with the DOF in tracking down the perverted priest who sodomized you and witness to him about the horrors of his depraved cult.

This may be a personal question Brother Bill, but I've heard that enough sodomization makes it so you can't control when and where you go number 2. Is that right?

[Rev. Carlton Green]

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You had to squeal like a pig, Brother Green?

I had no idea you were an ex-Gay like our new friend, BrotherBill! Congratulations on coming to the Lord, instead of to those depraved Mexican perverts in dark alleys named "Hey-Seuss"! See, Bill? There's hope for anyone, even one who squeals like a pig while being violated!

Edit: Er, sorry, Pastors. I didn't realize this was in the men's only section.

Sister Jenny, I'm not sure you were here for the time when my mother had to come on here to explain my absence. Due to her age, my wife performed most of the care-giving duties afterward. For the men out there, here's my sage, Christian advice; never...walk...in...a....50....yard....radius...of a gay bar.

I was crucified I tell you (in a spot I'd rather not say)! I saw the unspeakable horrors! There were just too many of them......


Ah...but that was the past.....I have JESUS now.

[Mistress Cookie]

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If you want, I'm sure Bobby-Joe in security could work with the DOF in tracking down the perverted priest who sodomized you and witness to him about the horrors of his depraved cult.

Brother Bill:

Did the individual who attacked you look anything like the person pictured below, by chance?

If so, I think we might be able to track him down for you.

It would involve you pledging 2/3 of anything you receive in settlement from the Catholic Church to Landover™, but personal closure is without-price, as you've unfortunately already learned..."the hard way".

[BrotherBill]

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This may be a personal question Brother Bill, but I've heard that enough sodomization makes it so you can't control when and where you go number 2. Is that right?

I had many sad nights as a child when I was too sore to sit, not to mention do... number two. I still have nightmares about the hemorrhoids

Did the individual who attacked you look anything like the person pictured below, by chance?

He looked very similar to that, but all catholic priests look like old stiff men with white collars. Whether he is or is not the man who molested me as a child, I think that it would still be worth it to track him down.