Masturbation

[Saved_Craig]

Hi there LBC this is my first post, I've been reading as an anonymous guest for a while and finally decided to take the plunge.

I have decided to stop all masturbation and save my self for marriage, I hope god will forgive me for all the times I have spilled my seed up until now.

Pray for me, I need all the help I can get.

Thank you

[white light]

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you have done the right thing saving your seed,however i see that you didn't post in the introductions section?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Masturbation

Hi there LBC this is my first post, I've been reading as an anonymous guest for a while and finally decided to take the plunge.

I have decided to stop all masturbation and save my self for marriage, I hope god will forgive me for all the times I have spilled my seed up until now.

Pray for me, I need all the help I can get.

Thank you

I feel your hard struggle, friend.

You are in my Prayers.

Please make a thread of your own over in the "introductions" section, and tell us about yourself.

Leave out the masturbation part though. There are ladies out there.

[Eugene Hackwith]

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Is it true that masturbating self-abusers have hairy palms and poor eyesight? Having never engaged in this sin, I've always wondered about the physical ramifications of treating your body like an amusement park.

[Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless]

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Is it true that masturbating self-abusers have hairy palms and poor eyesight? Having never engaged in this sin, I've always wondered about the physical ramifications of treating your body like an amusement park.

lol masterbation isn't a sin its something everybody does and totally normal. it can't make you grow hair on ur palms or make you go blind or crazy. i can't believe an old guy like you has gone his entire laugh without beating off just once.

[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

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lol masterbation isn't a sin its something everybody does and totally normal. it can't make you grow hair on ur palms or make you go blind or crazy. i can't believe an old guy like you has gone his entire laugh without beating off just once.

Your lucky you didnt say that to a fine true Christian gentle man while i was standing their or i would of beaten you up for it.

[Eugene Hackwith]

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lol masterbation isn't a sin its something everybody does and totally normal. it can't make you grow hair on ur palms or make you go blind or crazy. i can't believe an old guy like you has gone his entire laugh without beating off just once.

Listen, son. Instead of "beating off", I worked until my fingers were thick with callouses. That way, when a primal urge came upon me, my hands were too rough to even think about touching my tallywhacker.

So, no, I haven't masturbated even once.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Masturbation

Hi there LBC this is my first post, I've been reading as an anonymous guest for a while and finally decided to take the plunge.

I have decided to stop all masturbation and save my self for marriage, I hope god will forgive me for all the times I have spilled my seed up until now.

Pray for me, I need all the help I can get.

Thank you

~~I know I'm not supposed to be in here so I posted this with my eyes closed.~~

Men should never touch their tallywhackers. JESUS NEVER touched His. He used tongs.

You can find some information about it here:

http://landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18490&highlight=Tongs

Helpful, Sister Thumper.

[Mr. Jingles]

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I'll bet that Ted Kennedy was a frequent masturbator, which is probably why God smote him with a brain tumor.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I'll bet that Ted Kennedy was a frequent masturbator, which is probably why God smote him with a brain tumor.

The Kennedys were smited for being CATLICKS!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Spilling your seed is a serious sin. It's called MURDER. Those are all future potential soldiers for Christ in that crusty old sock. Think about it.

[Star Finder]

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I hope god will forgive me for all the times

and yet its very unlikely that He will forgive you for not capitalizing His name....

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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and yet its very unlikely that He will forgive you for not capitalizing His name....

You don't have to worry about spilling your seed, do you stone man. You got yours singed off in your futile attempt at reaching the sun.


No chicken to choke, no monkey to spank.

[Jonnii]

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Why would you stop beating off??

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Why would you stop beating off??

Because it makes Jesus weep.


Why would you kill millions of pre-born babies?