[GodIsWinning]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

I know you are trying to act funny but do you really view your mom as a foolish creature and highly susceptible to distraction. I bet you'd shut your trap if she was right behind you reading your jargon.


Little man's syndrome.

Discipline is no laughing matter. My dear mother was dedicated to the family but only after many years of work by my father. I still remember her scuttling around mumbling the verses father made her memorise. Dinner was always servered promptly.

God bless her soul, now residing in Heaven with Our Lord.

[NotaSinner69]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

I feel this is a very homosexual thread. Especially when you say:

"STICK WITH SOMEONE ELSE WITH THE SAME PROBLEM. STAY FRIENDS"

Homosexuals need to GTFO. Therefore, the poster of this thread needs to GTFO, and this thread needs to GTFO, because it is obviously homosexual.

We look down upon homosexuals.

Anyways, whats the harm in masturbation?
Its natural to masturbate. Even animals in the wild do it. Masturbation is a mechanism GOD implimented so we will renew sperm.

Might as well chop your dick off, and store some sperm in a sperm bank if you never plan to masturbate again.

FYI, real men would prefer to chop off their leg over their dick.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Dear Friend,

Might as well chop your dick off, and store some sperm in a sperm bank if you never plan to masturbate again.

Exactly! Thank you! It's just that easy.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[wait_what]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

I feel this is a very homosexual thread. Especially when you say:

"STICK WITH SOMEONE ELSE WITH THE SAME PROBLEM. STAY FRIENDS"

Homosexuals need to GTFO. Therefore, the poster of this thread needs to GTFO, and this thread needs to GTFO, because it is obviously homosexual.

We look down upon homosexuals.

Anyways, whats the harm in masturbation?
Its natural to masturbate. Even animals in the wild do it. Masturbation is a mechanism GOD implimented so we will renew sperm.

Might as well chop your dick off, and store some sperm in a sperm bank if you never plan to masturbate again.

FYI, real men would prefer to chop off their leg over their dick.

And who are you to tell us what a real man is? Do you have scripture to back this up?

[Dom-inatedByGod]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

The demons on the internet are the hardest things. The amount of websites and pop-ups out there are horrifying. Nevertheless, easy to resist.

[NormanLid]

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I found that hard work which damages the hands is in it self a good deterrent.

A rough hand covered with scrapes and Calluses is not a pleasing hand..

[Sayers P. Naysayers]

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I've read that you CAN masturbate but only if you think of nuns. The nuns must be fully clothed, but you're allowed to imagine them splashing water over each other. Is this true?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

I've read that you CAN masturbate but only if you think of nuns. The nuns must be fully clothed, but you're allowed to imagine them splashing water over each other. Is this true?

Are you a ring-kissing, pope-worshiping, idolatrous papist?!?!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I've read that you CAN masturbate but only if you think of nuns. The nuns must be fully clothed, but you're allowed to imagine them splashing water over each other. Is this true?

Your depraved Papist fantasies have no place on a Christian church's discussion forum.

[wasd1984]

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Please, someone help me.
I know, masturbation is disgusting sin, and I hate it. I tried o stop it many times, but I always fell (
I am still virgin, and I never had sex, and I want to keep my virginity for marriage.

My problem is, I live alone, and noone can see me.
But I have msn.
I am searching a sturdy, strict man from your church who has msn address.
He ask me every day in msn, and hardly rebuke me if I touch myself.

I want to give up my privacy, and quit masturbation once and for all.
I want to feel, that my body is not mine. I want to FEAR to touch myself.

Pls, If you have msn address and if you can help me with this, I would be pleased.

wasd

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Please, someone help me.
I know, masturbation is disgusting sin, and I hate it. I tried o stop it many times, but I always fell (
I am still virgin, and I never had sex, and I want to keep my virginity for marriage.

My problem is, I live alone, and noone can see me.
But I have msn.
I am searching a sturdy, strict man from your church who has msn address.
He ask me every day in msn, and hardly rebuke me if I touch myself.

I want to give up my privacy, and quit masturbation once and for all.
I want to feel, that my body is not mine. I want to FEAR to touch myself.

Pls, If you have msn address and if you can help me with this, I would be pleased.

wasd

This is a Christian forum, pervert. No one here is interested in watching you peel your carrot on webcam.

If you are in need of personal, completely confidential, one-on-one Christian counseling, feel free to click on the link at the bottom of my signature.

[wasd1984]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

This is a Christian forum, pervert. No one here is interested in watching you peel your carrot on webcam.

If you are in need of personal, completely confidential, one-on-one Christian counseling, feel free to click on the link at the bottom of my signature.

With all due respect Pastor Ezekiel you misunderstood me. I don't want to show myself while masturbating, and I don't have webcam.
I want MSN-counseling, because it is easier and more immediate than e-mailing.
As I wrote, I live alone, this is why I want to give up my privacy. If I am bound to confess the sin, I will fear to do it again.

[Rapture Eddie]

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With all due respect Pastor Ezekiel you misunderstood me. I don't want to show myself while masturbating, and I don't have webcam.
I want MSN-counseling, because it is easier and more immediate than e-mailing.
As I wrote, I live alone, this is why I want to give up my privacy. If I am bound to confess the sin, I will fear to do it again.

Masturbation is murder.
The very fact that you have admitted carrying out this act on many occasions is tantamount to Genocide.

Think about the poor children you have killed who never stood a chance instead of thinking about your own gratification.

[Born Again Bob]

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Dear Friend,

As I wrote, I live alone, this is why I want to give up my privacy. If I am bound to confess the sin, I will fear to do it again.

You do not live alone. The LORD lives with you and sees all that you do. Job 34:21-22.

For his eyes are upon the ways of man, and he seeth all his goings.

There is no darkness, nor shadow of death, where the workers of iniquity may hide themselves.

Given that you are already playing Mongolian slap and tickle in full view of God Almighty, you clearly have no shame. Therefore, your request for "help" can only be one more level of perversion, trying to seduce some poor Christian into your web of Oriental self-indulgence.

GOD IS NOT MOCKED!

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Brother Oskar]

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What are you talking about maSturbating is the best thing that has been created after sex! So just keep masturbating to porn of jesus and mary and some hotporn stars. Cum on now!

Are you out of your mind??

God doesn't want us to masturbate, and we have to respect his will. In fact, I have performed this horrible sin never in my life!