[Larry Lee]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Take it from me-- if you masturbate too much you'll go impotent. After 18 years in the porn industry the only way I can get a hard anymore is to watch a midget getting strangled while listening to Barry Manilow.

That's horrible, Rick. Barry Manilow's not a Christian singer. I thought you were saved.

[Rick 'Magma' Bocchino]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Take it from me-- if you masturbate too much you'll go impotent. After 18 years in the porn industry the only way I can get a hard anymore is to watch a midget getting strangled while listening to Barry Manilow.

[Nobar King]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

That sounds like a bad dream. He's lucky he didn't go to school naked.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Masturbation (which should never be done) is a private thing that people do by themselves like cannibalism and watching Fox News. At what point does masturbating in front of a group of people turn into a handjob?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

In case any of you doubt the problems that masturbation can cause, take a look at THIS secular news story.

Lancaster County student accused of exposing himself in class

A 17-year-old Narvon, Pa. boy is accused of exposing his genitals in the front of his English classroom and masturbating while calling out students' names, state police said.

The Lancaster County teen, whose name was not disclosed because he's a juvenile, was charged with indecent exposure and disorderly conduct for the April 14 incident at Pequea Valley High School in Leacock Township.

There's just no excuse for that. Satan has you by the shorthairs if you diddle yourself, and sooner or later he'll make you do it in public.