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Re: Bestest ways to enjoy being a MAN!
-The missionary positian, only after marrying the future Mrs. Johnnyboy (White Christian Virgin) for baby making purposes only.
-Doing The Good Lords Work after eating a hearty breakfast of biscuits and gravy.
-Beiing able to use a port-o-john without the worry of catching the AIDS or VD from sharing a dirty toilet seat.
-Watching football on Thanksgiving Day while the womenfolk do the dishes(Of course have already given thanks to The Lord).
-Never watching the Lifetime channel.
-Barbequeing ribs,chicken,and and frying fish.
-The missionary positian, only after marrying the future Mrs. Johnnyboy (White Christian Virgin) for baby making purposes only.
-Doing The Good Lords Work after eating a hearty breakfast of biscuits and gravy.
-Beiing able to use a port-o-john without the worry of catching the AIDS or VD from sharing a dirty toilet seat.
-Watching football on Thanksgiving Day while the womenfolk do the dishes(Of course have already given thanks to The Lord).
-Never watching the Lifetime channel.
-Barbequeing ribs,chicken,and and frying fish.
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