[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

Well said friend!

I see you are currently residing in Arizona. I do hope you are not forced to live in Yuma. It is one of the most awful places God ever created.

And I used to live in Fresno, CA so I know a little something about living in a horrible place!

[David Goldman]

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

Friend, I have to completely agree with you there. If the word wimpie didn't exist, it would have to be invented to define Belgium. They lasted 18 days, but only because the Krauts had a problem with their supply lines. Otherwise, it would have been more like 3.

Yes, the 18 days is very deceptive. Germany basically walked through at will using Belgium as their personal shortcut to France, and came back about 2 weeks later to mop up "resistance". Actual fighting time was indeed probably around 72 hours.

Wait? There are Godly US states smaller than Belgistan? That must be a cartographic error surely?

Belgium personifies everything that is wrong with this world!

I also found that very disturbing as well. So I did a little research and found that all states smaller than Belgium were very Blue States. And all Red States were larger than Belgium. I suspect that if these smallish Blue States got right with God, then He would increase their land and bounty.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

How funny. Here I thought you were talking about the Islamic Emirate of Britain until I got to this line.

And he didn't even mention WHO successfully invaded Britain one thousand years ago: THE FRENCH! (And before that, a bunch of teeny norweenies).

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

Need I remind you that we have not been successfully invaded in nearly a thousand years?

How funny. Here I thought you were talking about the Islamic Emirate of Britain until I got to this line.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

I doubt there is a single heterosexual male in all of Great Britain. They're ruled by a queen--- at least that's what I've HEARD about Gordon Brown. The Scots even wear skirts!!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

I can't believe nobody has mentioned Haiti. Maybe because Haiti is so wimpy, people forget it even exists!

Here are a few facts about Haiti:

They are so wimpy, the whole country is PART of an island! They share it with the Dominican Republic, whose only claim to fame is that they have a bunch of Mexicans that play a lot of baseball there. That's not much, but Haiti can't even claim that much.

They are right next to Cuba, and they make Cuba look powerful. And Cubans are still driving around in American cars from the 1950's. Not because they are cool, but because that is all they can afford.

They people of Haiti were once terrorized by a dictator whose nickname was Baby Doc! How wimpy do have to be to let someone named Baby Doc run your sorry little "country"?

Over six percent of the Haitian population is infected with the AIDS. Now, we all know who has the AIDS: Homers! And who are wimpier than homers? Nobody, that's who! That alone would make you a nation of wimps, a bunch of diseased homers trying to be a country. But the ADIS rate used to be even higher, over 10%. What happened? They all died, that's what! The only thing wimpier than a homer with the AIDS is a dead homer with the AIDS!

And finally, Haiti is famous for one other thing besides being run by a bunch of diseased homers and that is Voodoo. Yep, they invented Voodoo in Haiti. They still have Witch Doctors down there!

So, you got a bunch of filthy homers, infested with the AIDS, running around trying to cure it with chicken blood and dancing, living in mortal fear of the Cubans, a guy named Baby Doc, and bunch of Mexican 15 year olds obsessed with baseball. All this is taking place in a "country" that is barely bigger than New Hampshire on the crappy part of an island stuck between the tip of Florida and where God keeps hurricanes!

Haiti is the wimpiest nation in the world by a long shot!

[Wide-Open]

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

I have to go with Belgium.

Friend, I have to completely agree with you there. If the word wimpie didn't exist, it would have to be invented to define Belgium.

2) In WW1 and WW2 they lasted about 18 days each (1914 Aug 5 - 23, 1940 May 10 - 28) before throwing in the towel.

They lasted 18 days, but only because the Krauts had a problem with their supply lines. Otherwise, it would have been more like 3.

4) They are smaller than all but 10 US states.

Wait? There are Godly US states smaller than Belgistan? That must be a cartographic error surely?

Belgium personifies everything that is wrong with this world!

[David Goldman]

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

I have to go with Belgium.

1) They have THREE official national languages (and obviously no national pride). The main language is called "Flem-ish" (not kidding). The other two are German and French. With a combination like that, even Esperanto would be an improvement.

2) In WW1 and WW2 they lasted about 18 days each (1914 Aug 5 - 23, 1940 May 10 - 28) before throwing in the towel.

3) In 1993 they essentially surrendered one final time to become a puppet state of the Revived Roman Empire European Union.

4) They are smaller than all but 10 US states.

5) Navy consists of 2 frigates, 6 minehunters, 6 support vessels.

6) 75% of the population are Roman Catholic, and over half of the total population (57%) doesn't believe in God (Eurobarometer Poll 2005)

My conclusion is that Belgium is basically "France Jr." And that in and of itself is pretty sad.

[patrickzzz]

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

you got me there

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

could australia be any more whimpy than it is?

Typo fixed.

[patrickzzz]

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

could australia be whimpy?

[I am a Tool]

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

I love my American brothers here at Landover. I love the Lord. But at the end of the day, I will not stand idly by and let you call us Brits a bunch of wimps. You see this?



This is the greatest Global pwnage ever dished out by any one country. We are talking a complete and utter domination that has never been matched before or since. The Brits these days may be a lot of things; Godless, morally bankrupt, and a bunch of overweight football hooligans, but one thing we are not, and never have been, is a bunch of pussies. Need I remind you that we have not been successfully invaded in nearly a thousand years? The only reason that America is where it is today is that God knew that America was his country. It had nothing to do with the French, or us being whimps. Maybe if the UK hadn't turned its back on Christ, we wouldn't be having this conversation at all.

I have to agree with this guy as well. Britain may not be as powerful now as it was 90 years ago but it was not nearly as bad as some other countries. It's hard to believe that it would be considered!

[I am a Tool]

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

Ya the Spartans are week rrrriiigghhhttt there one small nation standing up against the most powerfull empire at the time and winning three times. The Canadians who burned down washington D.C., participated in more wars than US ever has and taken down impossible objectives more powerful bations wouldnt dare touch. I don't even want to start with the french but they are anything but wimpy

THE WIMPIEST NATION IS AMERICA
You went into 2 world wars well into the war, you made a quick buck selling arms to both sides, you needed the french to fight the English for you because you had no hope of winning otherwise. You are the wimpiest nation in the world.

You have said everything I was going to say. However, if I had said it I bet I would have been banned. :\

[Max Bayes]

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

Friend, the British empire lost its most populated part to a Hindoo who didn't even use violence.

Therefore making the dot heads remarkably more whimpy. Anyone who resorts to politics really doesn't have a backbone. Why do you think He blessed us with guns?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?

True, brother, but it really was very important other than the dirty dotheads because it had a lot of materials that the UK needed at the time.

"Brother"? Really friend, were is your tithe?

But as far a Gandi goes, how is what a bunch pagans feel important to a good and TRUE Christian? Maybe if they were shot two or three times they might realize their false gods are useless and turn towards Jesus before they bleed to death. Like America today Jesus would have provided the UK what they need if only the UK had remained faithful to Him.