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Friends,
I have discovered, to my peril, conclusive proof to shun these heathens who berate us. Actual scientific proof that Satan is real; therefore proving the existence of God. It comes in the form of something that affects us all.
Our food.
Now, God has seen it fit to test me by making me British, but fortunately he has blessed the British with a fairly innocuous culinary sense. Such as Fish and Chips;
Now, whilst been bland and, for the most part, largely unimpressive; this mediocre meal is quite innocent. Fish, potato and goes fairly nice with a beer. It is, of course, on no where near the Godly levels of American food, such as this tasty morsel;
However, I have learned that humanities trust in food is being shattered. Believe it not, but people around the globe are not eating this Godly light American snack, but instead eating strange and hideous concoctions that do vile things to the body. Take this man for example;
He runs a restaurant here in the UK. I met him when some of my fellow brothers decided to go out for a meal the other night. He calls himself David and says he has a passport and I believed him. He said he'll cook us all a "divine" meal that will "take us to heaven". Alarm bells should've started ringing when he returned with this:
I was fooled, duped, and ate some of poison. Friends, I cannot go into much detail about the following morning. All I will divulge is this man was called in to deal with the problem:
Needless to say, he wasn't so chipper minutes later. I have investigated the subject further, and have discovered all manner of vile substances roaming the world. The French eat snails and froglegs. The Germans eat all manner of bowel moving phallic objects. And it gets worse; the disease, it seems, is spreading into the USA.
Whilst doing my research, I chanced across a website where a man in the video claimed to even "eat pussy". Clearly, this sickening practise left him possessed, as the depraved, debauched, sordid, rude, lewd and crude things he then done to 3 women simulatenously are far too shocking to repeat.
I wonder, has any other TC come into contact with this vile, devil food from abroad? If so, what sort of experiences have you had, and have you witnessed similar possessions?
I have discovered, to my peril, conclusive proof to shun these heathens who berate us. Actual scientific proof that Satan is real; therefore proving the existence of God. It comes in the form of something that affects us all.
Our food.
Now, God has seen it fit to test me by making me British, but fortunately he has blessed the British with a fairly innocuous culinary sense. Such as Fish and Chips;
Now, whilst been bland and, for the most part, largely unimpressive; this mediocre meal is quite innocent. Fish, potato and goes fairly nice with a beer. It is, of course, on no where near the Godly levels of American food, such as this tasty morsel;
However, I have learned that humanities trust in food is being shattered. Believe it not, but people around the globe are not eating this Godly light American snack, but instead eating strange and hideous concoctions that do vile things to the body. Take this man for example;
He runs a restaurant here in the UK. I met him when some of my fellow brothers decided to go out for a meal the other night. He calls himself David and says he has a passport and I believed him. He said he'll cook us all a "divine" meal that will "take us to heaven". Alarm bells should've started ringing when he returned with this:
I was fooled, duped, and ate some of poison. Friends, I cannot go into much detail about the following morning. All I will divulge is this man was called in to deal with the problem:
Needless to say, he wasn't so chipper minutes later. I have investigated the subject further, and have discovered all manner of vile substances roaming the world. The French eat snails and froglegs. The Germans eat all manner of bowel moving phallic objects. And it gets worse; the disease, it seems, is spreading into the USA.
Whilst doing my research, I chanced across a website where a man in the video claimed to even "eat pussy". Clearly, this sickening practise left him possessed, as the depraved, debauched, sordid, rude, lewd and crude things he then done to 3 women simulatenously are far too shocking to repeat.
I wonder, has any other TC come into contact with this vile, devil food from abroad? If so, what sort of experiences have you had, and have you witnessed similar possessions?
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