[WickedWitch]

Re: Are white women better?

Mr. Ford,

That is none other than the Divine Goddess of Love and Vagina herself Miss Paris Hilton. [snip]hilarious post[/snip]

Oh my Gods, dude... The complete and utter ridiculousness of that post was so extremely beautiful to me. I love nonsense. In fact, nonsense is the only kind of sense I make. I have to congratulate you on the hilarity of your mind and imagination. GLORY TO THE INCOHERENT! I'm just curious about one thing, though... The thing that's "wrong" with you (y'know, [whisper]upstairs[/whisper])... Is it because of drugs you shouldn't have taken, or drugs you need to be taking?

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Are white women better?

Oh my Gods, dude... The complete and utter ridiculousness of that post was so extremely beautiful to me. I love nonsense. In fact, nonsense is the only kind of sense I make. I have to congratulate you on the hilarity of your mind and imagination. GLORY TO THE INCOHERENT! I'm just curious about one thing, though... The thing that's "wrong" with you (y'know, [whisper]upstairs[/whisper])... Is it because of drugs you shouldn't have taken, or drugs you need to be taking?

Wicked Witch, are you serious? That post was "nonsense" to you? IT MADE PERFECT SENSE!!! Why would you assume that post was a joke? Think about it and put yourself in my shoes for a second: If an Astronaut appeared to you at a motel room door and talked to you for 3 days explaining your mission and role in life then got beamed up back into his spacecraft, then for years afterwards you HEAR VOICES IN YOUR HEAD WHICH ARE SPACESHIP RADIO CLUES and they tell you things like "PARIS HILTON HAS A SQUID VAGINA" and "STOP DAVID LETTERMAN HOMOSEXUAL TV CONTROL", and every time you watch PAY-PER VIEW PORN OR WRESTLING, you see SECRET MESSAGES COMING THROUGH THE TV....wouldn't YOU tell the world also?

If you go to my website, you will see a more thorough explanation of my prophecies and THEY MAKE PERFECT SENSE. You won't be laughing any more because you will think "Gee, this Mad Prophet Helmholtz is right after all! SPACESHIP JESUS is coming for me!"

Now, to answer your question about drugs: I do admit that for years I was strung out on every drug imaginable: LSD, PCP, Coke, Heroin, Alcohol, Morphine, Speed, Marijuana, etc. You name it, I've tried it. I've even overdosed a couple times and was saved only by an alert medical staff!

Until one day in 1974...you know the story. Then from that point on, I WAS A DIFFERENT MAN. I never did drugs since that day!!! 34 years sober and proud!

However preaching my message also attracted a fair amount of enemies and the HOMOSEXUAL CONTROLLED STATE OF CALIFORNIA declared me "insane" and threw me into a facility for a number of years. It wasn't until the hard work and dedication of my dear friend and psychologist Dr. Bart Huygens, successfully lobbied for my release and now I AM FREE, out of the mental facility, out of jail, and off of drugs....

AND NOW I SPEAK A CLEAR MESSAGE!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Are white women better?

Wicked Witch, are you serious? Most definitely. That post was "nonsense" to you? Hilarious and entertaining nonsense, yes. Like the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. IT MADE PERFECT SENSE!!! Why would you assume that post was a joke? I didn't say it was a joke. Think about it and put yourself in my shoes for a second: If an Astronaut appeared to you at a motel room door and talked to you for 3 days explaining your mission and role in life then got beamed up back into his spacecraft, then for years afterwards you HEAR VOICES IN YOUR HEAD WHICH ARE SPACESHIP RADIO CLUES and they tell you things like "PARIS HILTON HAS A SQUID VAGINA" and "STOP DAVID LETTERMAN HOMOSEXUAL TV CONTROL", and every time you watch PAY-PER VIEW PORN OR WRESTLING, you see SECRET MESSAGES COMING THROUGH THE TV....wouldn't YOU tell the world also? No, I would seek medical attention.

If you go to my website, you will see a more thorough explanation of my prophecies and THEY MAKE PERFECT SENSE. You won't be laughing any more because you will think "Gee, this Mad Prophet Helmholtz is right after all! SPACESHIP JESUS is coming for me!" I did go to your website (before your suggestion that I do so, mind you), I had to. I was simply compelled to see more of your nonsensical ramblings which tickle my fancy so. Don't take offense to it, though. I view your beliefs with the same amusement as I do those of the Landoverites. And those of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Now, to answer your question about drugs: I do admit that for years I was strung out on every drug imaginable: LSD, PCP, Coke, Heroin, Alcohol, Morphine, Speed, Marijuana, etc. You name it, I've tried it. I've never done any drugs. I've even overdosed a couple times and was saved only by an alert medical staff! Oh overdoses. Many semi-memories, I tell ya.

Until one day in 1974...you know the story. Then from that point on, I WAS A DIFFERENT MAN. I never did drugs since that day!!! 34 years sober and proud! Congratulations.

However preaching my message also attracted a fair amount of enemies and the HOMOSEXUAL CONTROLLED STATE OF CALIFORNIA declared me "insane" and threw me into a facility for a number of years. It wasn't until the hard work and dedication of my dear friend and psychologist Dr. Bart Huygens, successfully lobbied for my release and now I AM FREE, out of the mental facility, out of jail, and off of drugs....

AND NOW I SPEAK A CLEAR MESSAGE!

Oh yes, your message is certainly very clear. Strangely enough, I find that the ravings of madmen are often more clear than those of the lucid. And because I clearly see and hear the lunacy, I am amused.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Are white women better?

She has something in her pocket.

Good eye Fubar,I was wondering if anyone else spotted that. Cucarachies maybe?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are white women better?

The negro comes from the land of Africa, godless creatures who only care about drugs and fornication. The African male and female should only exist to serve the true righteous, the white man and women.

Can you provide any scripture to back that up, friend? It's there if you look.

[Max Bayes]

Re: Are white women better?

Is it really necessary to assault my eyes with such colourful gibberish?

[Ugly_Kid_Joe]

Re: Are white women better?

The title of this topic was a rhetorical question?

[DaveLovesGod]

Re: Are white women better?

The title of this topic was a rhetorical question?

I thought that this had already been proven to be right?

After all.....MS.....Hilton has done laid down with every evil creature that roams upon this earth, and no longer deserves to be considered of the LORDS race any longer. After all, JESUS made US in His image.

If MS.....Hilton was a true believer, none of those nasty,disgusting movies of hers would have ever been shown to true God fearin people like ourselves!.

PRAISE JESUS!

PRAISE GOD!

I HAVE FOUND MY HOME!

[Nobar King]

Re: Are white women better?

Oh yes, your message is certainly very clear. Strangely enough, I find that the ravings of madmen are often more clear than those of the lucid. And because I clearly see and hear the lunacy, I am amused.

Take it easy on MP. He's my friend. His words actually do make a lot of sense.

[DaveLovesGod]

Re: Are white women better?

And I forgot to add, if she was a God fearin soldier of God, she would HAVE NEVER stabbed the baby jesus in the back like she did.

I refuse to pray for demons, for they are damned regardless

(what I was told by my LORD in a dream)

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Are white women better?

Take it easy on MP. He's my friend. His words actually do make a lot of sense.

Thank you for the defense, my good man. However I am used to people just dismissing the TRUTH aside, like Mr. Max Bayer who calls it "colourful gibberish". Colorful, yes. Gibberish, no. Sometimes the truth hurts and sometimes the truth is so complex that simpletons can't swallow it. Nothing gibberish about the prophecies I have received, for the internal logic creates an airtight philosophy which is completely unassailable by outside forces. In other words, I cannot, and will NEVER be proven wrong.

WickedWitch will someday see the truth. We have become friends via the Landover friend system, and hopefully in the near future I will persuade her to picket the next George Lucas film and to watch the Price is Right everyday and buy all the products seen on TV, for SPACESHIP JESUS consumerism creates massive amounts of Ziggurwatts to aid Mr. T. in his almighty glory to unify the races and stop EVIL SLAVELORDS JOHNNIE COCHRAN AND AL SHARPTON from manifesting CHARLES MANSON HIJACK-BEATLE MISINFORMATION PROPOGANDA!!!

Gibberish. LOLZZZZZ

[WickedWitch]

Re: Are white women better?

Take it easy on MP. He's my friend. His words actually do make a lot of sense.

I'm not pickin' on the guy, I told him flat out that I liked his post (I like all of his posts, actually). I like the way his brain works. I can't help it if the things he says make me giggle. You know I'm a silly girl, prone to gigglish outbursts!

Thank you for the defense, my good man. However I am used to people just dismissing the TRUTH aside, like Mr. Max Bayer who calls it "colourful gibberish". Colorful, yes. Gibberish, no. Sometimes the truth hurts and sometimes the truth is so complex that simpletons can't swallow it. Nothing gibberish about the prophecies I have received, for the internal logic creates an airtight philosophy which is completely unassailable by outside forces. In other words, I cannot, and will NEVER be proven wrong.

WickedWitch will someday see the truth. We have become friends via the Landover friend system, and hopefully in the near future I will persuade her to picket the next George Lucas film and to watch the Price is Right everyday and buy all the products seen on TV, for SPACESHIP JESUS consumerism creates massive amounts of Ziggurwatts to aid Mr. T. in his almighty glory to unify the races and stop EVIL SLAVELORDS JOHNNIE COCHRAN AND AL SHARPTON from manifesting CHARLES MANSON HIJACK-BEATLE MISINFORMATION PROPOGANDA!!!

Gibberish. LOLZZZZZ

*Recovers from laughter*

Okay, now that that's done, I'd like to say that I did watch The Price Is Right up until Bob Barker (one of my favourite vampires, by the way [hey, how else do you think he's lived so long? He's even admitted it to Craig Ferguson!]) was replaced. And the only reason I'd picket an up-coming George Lucas film would be if Hayden freakin' Christianson were in it. I wanna like the guy: he's Canadian, he's an Aries, he's a bit of a looker; but I just can't stand him. Terrible, terrible actor. But I love George Lucas and his wonderful movies (Christianson's attempts to ruin them just didn't work, although the newer ones are nowhere near as great as the originals), and as far as I'm concerned, he and Gene Rodenberry rule this Galaxy (yes, even posthumosly).



P.S.
I would like to beg clemency for any spelling mistakes I may have made in this, or any other post made around this time. It's 7 AM and I've not yet been to sleep (oh, the joys of insomnia!), and as such, my brain's not workin' so well. Nor are my fingers, which may allow errors to be typed. If my vocabulary's a bit off, I'd like to be excused for that, too. Thanks!

[Max Bayes]

Re: Are white women better?

Thank you for the defense, my good man. However I am used to people just dismissing the TRUTH aside, like Mr. Max Bayer who calls it "colourful gibberish". Colorful, yes. Gibberish, no. Sometimes the truth hurts and sometimes the truth is so complex that simpletons can't swallow it. Nothing gibberish about the prophecies I have received, for the internal logic creates an airtight philosophy which is completely unassailable by outside forces. In other words, I cannot, and will NEVER be proven wrong.

WickedWitch will someday see the truth. We have become friends via the Landover friend system, and hopefully in the near future I will persuade her to picket the next George Lucas film and to watch the Price is Right everyday and buy all the products seen on TV, for SPACESHIP JESUS consumerism creates massive amounts of Ziggurwatts to aid Mr. T. in his almighty glory to unify the races and stop EVIL SLAVELORDS JOHNNIE COCHRAN AND AL SHARPTON from manifesting CHARLES MANSON HIJACK-BEATLE MISINFORMATION PROPOGANDA!!!

Gibberish. LOLZZZZZ

Are you sure that you haven't just copy and pasted your arguments from Uncyclopedia?

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Are white women better?

Are you sure that you haven't just copy and pasted your arguments from Uncyclopedia?

If you can find any of my arguments in Uncyclopedia, then note them here. But, since there aren't any, you won't be able to. My arguments stem from a single source: A Psychic Satellite orbiting Betelgeuse, transmitting SPACESHIP RADIO MESSAGES from SPACESHIP JESUS ITSELF, directly unto my cerebral cortex. Where do YOUR thoughts come from?

I don't trust Dictionaries or Encyclopedias (Encyclopaedia Britannica = Encyclopaedia Satanica, Wikipedia = Wickedpedia, etc.), for they are simply amassed bits of lies, misinformation, illusions, misunderstandings, and pure ignorance pushed unto schools, universities, libraries, and homes by SATANIC ALLIANCE under the direct direction of GHOST SHARK utilizing SOCIAL INSECT HIVE MIND TO ACCOMPLISH ITS GOALS, so I advise you as a fellow human being to stay away from Uncyclopedia and all other related forms of voluminous vomit.

[I am a Tool]

Re: Are white women better?

I personally prefer Asian girls, but that's personal preference ofc. Also was that blond hair blue eye comment from earlier on is referring to Hitler's Aryan race?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aryan

~Truth