WARNING: Japs Have Developed "Husband Hunting Bra!"

[Pastor Ezekiel]

THIS story out of the land of sneaky attacks should give every White man pause; The Japs have come up with a supposedly sure-fire way for their squaws to catch a husband! Be on your guard, men!

Husband-hunting pushy bra counts down to marriage

JAPANESE women hoping for a marriage proposal should try Triumph International's new husband-hunting bra.

The "konkatsu" model has a countdown clock beneath the bra cups that shows the time at which the wearer hopes her beau will pop the question.

If engaged before the clock hits zero, she or her fiance can insert the ring into a slot.

The bra will then play The Wedding March to celebrate her engagement.

What will happen if she fails to get engaged before the time is up? Never mind, the clock will reset automatically.

The new bra set was exhibited at the Triumph Autumn-Winter Collection show in Tokyo this week.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Have they reverse engineered the push-up-bra, or is it some new contraption that smells like bacon? I couldn't read the article because I didn't want my eyes too close to the pornographic picture.

[WickedWitch]

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Well, that's... Certainly a unique idea. I wouldn't count on those being too popular.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well, that's... Certainly a unique idea. I wouldn't count on those being too popular.

Wake up and smell the coffee, Alllie. Those slant girls would do anything to get a Godly Green Card and escape the poverty of their ornamental "country." They'll use any trick in the book to land a blond-haired, blue-eyed American Husband! Don't kid yourself!

[WickedWitch]

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Wake up and smell the coffee, Alie. Those slant girls would do anything to get a Godly Green Card and escape the poverty of their ornamental "country." They'll use any trick in the book to land a blond-haired, blue-eyed American Husband! Don't kid yourself!

And do you think said American Husband would fall for such a ploy? You know, Zeke, just because these ridiculous bras tickle your fancy, it doesn't mean every man will share your attraction to them. In fact, I rather suspect an average man would run for the hills if he found out his girl was wearing one of those.

[Bob4God]

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In fact, I rather suspect an average man would run for the hills if he found out his girl was wearing one of those.

Not I, for I would take it upon my hands for the LORD and beat the lust demons out of her with a yardstick! You see, these are the kinds of things that women will invest their money in unless they have a man to correct them.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Not I, for I would take it upon my hands for the LORD and beat the lust demons out of her with a yardstick! You see, these are the kinds of things that women will invest their money in unless they have a man to correct them.

Precisely why women should not be allowed to handle money.

How ridiculous, a combination undergarment/alarm clock!

Tell me, what happens if she washes the garment? Or is she supposed to wear it until it can stand on its own and go out on dates without her? (I imagine it'd have more personality.)

[BrianAddams]

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Wake up and smell the coffee, Alllie. Those slant girls would do anything to get a Godly Green Card and escape the poverty of their ornamental "country." They'll use any trick in the book to land a blond-haired, blue-eyed American Husband! Don't kid yourself!

Actually Japan has the second highest economy in the world, so it's not poor. And they generally don't believe in interacial marriage. So I doubt they're after a greencard.

[Tingly Bill]

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infact most of america's foreign owned debt is owed to china and japan. so those "slant eyed" girls are out there spending your american dollars without even having to jump on a plane.

a huge proportion of america's debt can be attributed to financing their many international conflicts. since women are generally far less violent perhaps allowing them to handle the money wouldnt have been such a bad idea.

in the next ten years or so we will see the economies of china and japan overtake that of the USA, largely due to the crippling debt they hold

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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infact most of america's foreign owned debt is owed to china and japan. so those "slant eyed" girls are out there spending your american dollars without even having to jump on a plane.

a huge proportion of america's debt can be attributed to financing their many international conflicts. since women are generally far less violent perhaps allowing them to handle the money wouldnt have been such a bad idea.

in the next ten years or so we will see the economies of china and japan overtake that of the USA, largely due to the crippling debt they hold

Dear Imbecile;

If you cannot adhere to the standard rules of grammar, spelling and punctuation inherent in God's favorite language (American!), then we will have to ask you to leave.

That includes the reasonable use of the "Shift" key that God so thoughtfully provided your computer. God DOES care about grammar, you see.

"one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law" - Matthew 5:18

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Tingly Bill]

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Sorry about that, how do you know that American is God's favourite language? The American language is less than a hundred years old, there will certainly be no reference to it in the Bible. It's just a derivative of the English language anyway, as far as I can tell all that's really been done is to change the spelling of some words to make them more phonetic, presumably Americans were having difficultly learning to read and write...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Sorry about that, how do you know that American is God's favourite language? The American language is less than a hundred years old, there will certainly be no reference to it in the Bible. It's just a derivative of the English language anyway, as far as I can tell all that's really been done is to change the spelling of some words to make them more phonetic, presumably Americans were having difficultly learning to read and write...

God wants us to be richly rewarded for our faith.

2 Samuel 22:21
The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.

2 Chronicles 15:7
Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.

Psalm 31:23
O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.

The United States is the single most powerful and wealthy nation in the world. God clearly anticipated the American language when He dictated the KJV Bible in 1611.

[Mr Holyfire]

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Not I, for I would take it upon my hands for the LORD and beat the lust demons out of her with a yardstick! You see, these are the kinds of things that women will invest their money in unless they have a man to correct them.

Excellent thinking because there is no way my KJV 1611 would like to even be anywhere near that monstrosity.

[Brother Temperance]

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a huge proportion of america's debt can be attributed to financing their many international conflicts. since women are generally far less violent perhaps allowing them to handle the money wouldnt have been such a bad idea.

Don't be ridiculous, if women ran the world we'd get world wars starting every single month like clockwork. Obviously world wars can be a good thing, but they should happen when Jesus wants them to, not just when some harlot gets a bit uppity.

in the next ten years or so we will see the economies of china and japan overtake that of the USA, largely due to the crippling debt they hold

The only crippling debt that would be relevant in that situation would be the leaders of Nipland and Chinkistan having sold their little yellow souls to Satan in exchange for brief worldly success.

[James Hutchins]

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................. The American language is less than a hundred years old,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,..

Less than 100 years old, interesting. How did you come up with that (this ought to be good)?