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  • Father Thomas Martin
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    Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

    Originally posted by TC Patriot View Post
    Leave it to a Cathylicker priest to find something sexual in spanking naughty daughters and their mother. Do you molest girls too!

    There has never been a charge brought up against anyone at LBC and their never will be. Unlike you Cathylickers we folks at LBC worship Jesus Christ as our Lord and not some dress wearing Roman dictator with a pointy hat.

    The LBC pastors are men, manly men who wear suits. You homer priests wear dresses.
    1. Only 4% of priests all over the world were molesters (and soon laicized). I'm part of the 96% who are NOT.

    2. That's probably because you threaten to beat them harder if they do call the police. So I can add witness intimidation to the list of charges (I'm calling my brother right now) Just like the 500 former parishoners of mine who did that, you'll be doing prison time too!

    (side note: If you plan to visit any of them, the Racine County prison is accepting ministers-I don't even mind if you preach to them, since they're likely going to hell anyway)

    3. So LBC pastors dress the same way for Jesus that they do for a business meeting? Oh wait, I forgot-you don't have Jesus' Real Presence in your worship like we do!

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  • Damien_Thorn
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    Whatever, like I care.

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  • Oakland "Reb" Griner
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    It is irrelevant if she consents to required corrective measures to maintain the sanctity of marriage.


    But if it pleases you to have her do so, then that is fine.

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  • Damien_Thorn
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    I'll only beat her when she says it's okay.

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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
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    Originally posted by Damien_Thorn View Post
    No, she's white, her name is Cheyenne. She's actually Goth.
    Actually she'd probably enjoy it. Them goth people are in all sorts of kinky S&M and rape fantasies. They also like to practice actual vampirism and drink their lover's blood.

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  • Damien_Thorn
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    No, she's white, her name is Cheyenne. She's actually Goth.

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  • Wide-Open
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    You are married to an Injun?

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  • Damien_Thorn
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    Why do you guys beat women? I would never lay a hand on my girl. Even though I'm the Anti-Christ, I don't have the right to hit Cheyenne! Even my father, Satan, does'nt beat his girlfriends and boyfriends.

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  • TC Patriot
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    Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

    Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
    And tell me again which church is full of molesters?
    Leave it to a Cathylicker priest to find something sexual in spanking naughty daughters and their mother. Do you molest girls too!

    There has never been a charge brought up against anyone at LBC and their never will be. Unlike you Cathylickers we folks at LBC worship Jesus Christ as our Lord and not some dress wearing Roman dictator with a pointy hat.

    The LBC pastors are men, manly men who wear suits. You homer priests wear dresses.

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  • Shinigami
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    Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
    And tell me again which church is full of molesters?
    I think that would be yours...wow now that's not what you wanted to hear isn't it? On top of all the crimes your "church" has had to cover up? Even the Holocaust too? Getting all those Nazis to South America must've been hard work I bet. Why not answer for your "church"'s crimes? Why do you ignore me so much you pedophile wannabe Christian you?

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  • Father Thomas Martin
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    Originally posted by TC Patriot View Post
    I ordered 2 dozen of these
    So that I can have quick access to their bare bottoms.
    And tell me again which church is full of molesters?

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  • TC Patriot
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    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
    What a wonderful picture! So full of family values and a man who listens to the Bible and not to the feminist PC propoganda of the airwaves! And for all you God-haters and dissidents out there, notice he is not beating her. He is giving her a spanking on the buttocks with his hand. That is not physical abuse. Do you see him hitting her across the face with a tire iron? NO.

    Great picture, Brother Patriot! I bet if other young men saw this they might realize the error of their ways and start taking control of their household!
    I don't have to tell you Pastor that Christian domestic discipline is the cornerstone of a strong family. I frequently mete out spankings to my daughters and their mother. I ordered 2 dozen of these
    So that I can have quick access to their bare bottoms.
    Last edited by TC Patriot; 07-10-2009, 04:59 PM. Reason: commanded by Jesus

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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
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    Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

    Originally posted by TC Patriot View Post
    What a wonderful picture! So full of family values and a man who listens to the Bible and not to the feminist PC propoganda of the airwaves! And for all you God-haters and dissidents out there, notice he is not beating her. He is giving her a spanking on the buttocks with his hand. That is not physical abuse. Do you see him hitting her across the face with a tire iron? NO.

    Great picture, Brother Patriot! I bet if other young men saw this they might realize the error of their ways and start taking control of their household!

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  • TC Patriot
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  • Wash O'Hanley
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    Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
    If women don't count as people, does that mean all sex is...BESTIALITY???!!! (shudders)

    If so, then I'm glad I chose to stay out of this whole mess!
    The things you do are decidedly worse than bestiality.

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