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  • #1

    Formula 1 is boring!

    I was looking forward to watching the Nascar race today, but it won't be over until 3:00 in the morning. I guess I'll watch the Indy 500 even though they let that Homer Gomer Pyle sing every year. They usually spare us that horror here Thank God. There is always the hilarity of watching the femaroid drivers crash out proving that women have no business driving.

    But Formula one is your typical Europian aristcratic nonsense. Today it's at Monaco. They race around the track for a couple of hours, and get this: Nobody passes anybody because the track is too narrow!

    It's normal in Formula 1, they never pass. They only way you can gain a posistion is if somebody crashes, or makes a mistake in the pits.
    It is about exciting as watching a snail race through molasses.
    It's pathetic.
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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  • #2
    Re: Formula 1 is boring!

    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
    It's pathetic.
    Yeah, but did you watch it?

    I agree it has become utterly boring. Too many gizmos, and the circuits have become too safe in a way.

    Still, driving around in circles for a few hours isn't my idea of racing either.
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • #3
      Re: Formula 1 is boring!

      That's because you're a foreigner! Jesus loves Nascar! He sponsors a car. Racing around in circles at over 200 mph inches away from other cars is a great way to show Jesus we trust him and have faith! If that's not exciting, I don't know what is.
      They pass more times in one lap than Formula 1 does in a season!
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      • #4
        Re: Formula 1 is boring!

        Were there any crashes? Do they let women drive Formula one?
        Three Female Drivers Again in Indy 500: Fisher, Duno and Patrick


        May 23, 2009


        INDIANAPOLIS _ Sarah Fisher recalls hearing tales about how there was a time when women weren't allowed in the pits at the Indianapolis 500. Those days are long gone. Fisher is one of three female drivers who will take part in Sunday's Indy 500. Last year, the three drivers _ Fisher, Danica Patrick and Milka Duno _ were part of Indy history. That race marked the first time three women participated.

        This year, there hasn't been much attention given to the three, something that might indicate progress. The three drivers aren't an oddity anymore; they're part of the fabric of the race. "Girls at the speedway, who would have thought," said Fisher, who will make her eighth Indy 500 start from the seventh row and also owns her team. I think there's been a lot of progress over the years. When you have good quality people who work hard and do things the right way, that can help grow the sport. It's going to evolve."
        Talk about boring. Who wants to watch women race around a track, especially when they take decent jobs away from men who should be driving racing cars?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • #5
          Re: Formula 1 is boring!

          A crash in Formula one is a crumpled fender from bumping into the tires around the go cart track.

          The women at Indy are just a side show, like the clowns at a circus. But Indy is NOT godly Nascar!
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          • #6
            Re: Formula 1 is boring!

            I agree with Eliot. NASCAR is way better than formula .001!!! All those smelly Queeropeans in their tiny little 2.0 liter engine-powered cars!


            They sound like go carts!

            Give me a NASCAR race any day! It takes way more skill to go around in circles mere inches from each other and the wall with 43 other drivers on a Super Speedway. And they always pray to Jesus before the race during the Invocation. When was the last time those stupid Euros even acknowlegded the existence of our Lord?

            Never, that's when!

            It's no wonder their ratings are down. And there's not nearly enough metal on those cars for the sponsors to get their logos on. AND they have really lame sponsors in Formula Lame. There's no Little Debbies car, no Napa Auto Parts car, no Army National Guard car! I mean come on!

            They do have an ING car, whatever that means. It's not even a whole word!?!
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            • #7
              Re: Formula 1 is boring!

              I want to thank God for raining out the Nascar race and having it right now so i get to watch it live.
              Thank you Lord.
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • #8
                Re: Formula 1 is boring!

                I find both Formula 1 and Nascar to be extremely boring. Nascar is especially boring to me. I hate watching people turn left ALL day long. Just saying.



                ~Truth

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                • #9
                  Re: Formula 1 is boring!

                  Originally posted by I am Truth View Post
                  I find both Formula 1 and Nascar to be extremely boring. Nascar is especially boring to me. I hate watching people turn left ALL day long. Just saying.



                  ~Truth
                  You're a furriner, right?
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Formula 1 is boring!

                    God is punishing NASCAR this weekend. The rain He has sent has totally disrupted the race. I'm not sure why Jesus is doing this because NASCAR is Jesus' favorite form of racing. Just ask any fan! Maybe He's mad because His favorite driver, Dale Jr., never wins.

                    Yours in Christ
                    Brother Lazarus
                    In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Formula 1 is boring!

                      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                      You're a furriner, right?
                      Nope

                      Just thought I should note, I do like most other motor sports though. Monster Trucks are pretty awesome.


                      Love
                      ~Truth

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                      • #12
                        Re: Formula 1 is boring!

                        I for one am against any form of racing that refuses to take the time to thank out almighty God before every race. Just look at Dale Earnhardt Sr, one of the greatest drivers that ever lived. He was one of God's favored sons, and thus God took him to heaven as he raced! If that doesnt show how close you can get to God through NASCAR nothing does.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Formula 1 is boring!

                          Originally posted by SaveCA View Post
                          I for one am against any form of racing that refuses to take the time to thank out almighty God before every race. Just look at Dale Earnhardt Sr, one of the greatest drivers that ever lived. He was one of God's favored sons, and thus God took him to heaven as he raced! If that doesnt show how close you can get to God through NASCAR nothing does.
                          AMEN, True Christians?

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                          • #14
                            Re: Formula 1 is boring!

                            Originally posted by SaveCA View Post
                            I for one am against any form of racing that refuses to take the time to thank out almighty God before every race. Just look at Dale Earnhardt Sr, one of the greatest drivers that ever lived. He was one of God\'s favored sons, and thus God took him to heaven as he raced! If that doesnt show how close you can get to God through NASCAR nothing does.
                            May God rest his soul.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Formula 1 is boring!

                              I for one would like to see a federal law that would REQUIRE a Christian Invocation before any and ALL professional sporting events.

                              To the best of my knowledge, the only two sports that are currently Right with God in this way are NASCAR and the PBR (Professional Bull Riders)
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