The Promise Enforcers Theme Song

[H. Montague Worthington]

There really should be a theme song for The Promise Enforcers. I've tried my hand at songwriting with my wife Delores, but the results have only been so-so. You can't always get a song just right with a spinnet organ and a banjo.

Can anyone help with this? Father Mo, you cathylicks are pretty good with a tune.... Remy, you people have rhythm....

[Rev. Carlton Green]

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And let it be our cree;
that God shall be;
in the favour of White...American...L.B.C. men!!!!!

Four our promise is this;
that we will never miss;
the opportunity to save the damned.....

We gather the love in such a heist;
For our good lord Jesus Christ;
as our Bibles shine proud from within our right hand.....

As our prayers gather in a whoooosh;
For the glory of George Bush;
And you can't spell American;
with out I......... CAN!

I can then shout aloud;
No homos and women allowed;
As this is why.....

ONE is Eve's sinning experiment;
and the other is Satan's excriment!!!!






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That's what I have so far.....Poetic Pete can hopefully help with the rest.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I kind of like THIS song, only the fellow singing it seems to mumble alot. I can't catch the last part of some of those verses.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

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This is just the beginning, but I shall try to finish the words soon.

My eyes have seen the glory,
of the coming of the men.
We are marching to Lord,
as it always should have been.
No matter what you proplem is,
we know just what to do.
Our rods are whacking hard!

Glory glory, to the men folk
Glory glory, to the men folk
Glory glory, to the men folk
Our rods are in our hand!

[SUV]

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I know we Ladies aren't allowed in here, but when I heard all those Glorious, Manly voices raised in song, I just had to peek!

And there's that Good-looking Brother Carlton Green again, too!

[lilith]

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I know we Ladies aren't allowed in here, but when I heard all those Glorious, Manly voices raised in song, I just had to peek!

And there's that Good-looking Brother Carlton Green again, too!

Is that what it was?
I thought maybe Pastor Al's donkey had got loose again.

[TwinkBoy]

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Ello loves!!

Hmm...theme song for this wonderful MENnnn's group? Well let me jump right in with my suggestion:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY67cYJDc9s

snicker...snicker.........

[Rev. Carlton Green]

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Is that what it was?
I thought maybe Pastor Al's donkey had got loose again.

How dare you make fun of the manly voices of good Christian men. I'm surprised that your rating meter actually says "GODLY in the extreme" or else you would know better than to level men with donkeys. It ought to be "CHEEKY in the extreme!." Smarten up girl!

[Brother Temperance]

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How dare you make fun of the manly voices of good Christian men. I'm surprised that your rating meter actually says "GODLY in the extreme" or else you would know better than to level men with donkeys. It ought to be "CHEEKY in the extreme!." Smarten up girl!

I don't know what happened there, it must have been some kind of technical error. Anyway, it has now been fixed.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The Promise Enforcers Theme Song

I believe an adaptation of 'star trekkin' ' could work :

TC Trekkin' across the United States,
On the Starship Dumbass Males under the Pastors!
TC Trekkin' across the United States,
Never going forward nor do we go reverse!
Zeke, report.
There's women on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's women on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Al.
Analysis, Brother Temperance.
It's sin, Al, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's sin, Al, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Pastor.

There's heathens on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's heathens on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Al.
TC Trekkin' across the United States,
On the Starship Dumbass Males under the Pastors.
TC Trekkin' across the universe,
Never going forward, not even reverse.
Medical update, Dr Ernest.
It's worse than that, they're homers, Al, homers ,Al ,homers, Al;
it's worse than that, they're homers, Al, homers, Al, homers.

It's sin, Zeke, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's sin, Zeke, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Pastor.
There's women on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's women on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Dumbass Captains,the Pastors :
Ah! We come for salvation, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come for salvation, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.
It's worse than that, they're homers, Al, homers, Al, homers, Al;
it's worse than that, they're homers, Al, homers, Al, homers.
Well, it's sin, Bobby Joe, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's sin, Bobby Joe, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's heathens on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's heathens on the starboard bow, scrape 'em off, OYK.
TC Trekkin' across the United States,
On the Starship Dumbass Males under the Pastors.
TC Trekkin' across the United States,
Never going forward, and things are getting worse!
Engineer, Enobarbus:
There's no such thing as the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;
There's no such thing the laws of physics, laws of physics, Al.
Ah! We come to save you, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come to save you, shoot to kill; BT, beam me up!
It's worse than that, they're homers, Zeke, homers, Zeke, homers, Zeke;
it's worse than that, they're homers, Zeke, homers, Zeke, homers.
Well, it's sin, Al, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's sin, Al, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Pastor.
There's heathens on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's heathens on the starboard bow, better calm down!
Ye cannot change the script Zeke.
Och, #!*& Prune Danish.
It's worse than that, it's physics, Al.
TC Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Dumbass Males under the Pastors.
TC Trekkin' across the United States,
Never going forward, not even reverse. TC Trekkin' across the United States,
On the Starship Dumbass Males under the Pastors.
TC Trekkin' across the United States,
Never going forward, nor will we go reverse.


I hope you all appreciate the effort I went to to adapt that song just for you guys.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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That will cost you 1,000 infraction points, VanThunderthighs. And another 1,000 for being in our Male-only sanctuary again.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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That will cost you 1,000 infraction points, VanThunderthighs. And another 1,000 for being in our Male-only sanctuary again.

Ahhh....it was worth it.
(If anyone is just catching up, see the previous page of this thread to see how well I think an adaptation of 'Star Trekkin' ' will work for the theme song. )

[lilith]

Re: The Promise Enforcers Theme Song

I believe an adaptation of 'star trekkin' ' could work :

TC Trekkin' across the United States,
On the Starship Dumbass Males under the Pastors!
TC Trekkin' across the United States,
Never going forward nor do we go reverse!
Zeke, report.
There's women on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's women on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Al.
Analysis, Brother Temperance.
It's sin, Al, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's sin, Al, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Pastor.

There's heathens on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's heathens on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Al.
TC Trekkin' across the United States,
On the Starship Dumbass Males under the Pastors.
TC Trekkin' across the universe,
Never going forward, not even reverse.
Medical update, Dr Ernest.
It's worse than that, they're homers, Al, homers ,Al ,homers, Al;
it's worse than that, they're homers, Al, homers, Al, homers.

It's sin, Zeke, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's sin, Zeke, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Pastor.
There's women on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's women on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Dumbass Captains,the Pastors :
Ah! We come for salvation, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come for salvation, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.
It's worse than that, they're homers, Al, homers, Al, homers, Al;
it's worse than that, they're homers, Al, homers, Al, homers.
Well, it's sin, Bobby Joe, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's sin, Bobby Joe, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's heathens on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's heathens on the starboard bow, scrape 'em off, OYK.
TC Trekkin' across the United States,
On the Starship Dumbass Males under the Pastors.
TC Trekkin' across the United States,
Never going forward, and things are getting worse!
Engineer, Enobarbus:
There's no such thing as the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;
There's no such thing the laws of physics, laws of physics, Al.
Ah! We come to save you, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come to save you, shoot to kill; BT, beam me up!
It's worse than that, they're homers, Zeke, homers, Zeke, homers, Zeke;
it's worse than that, they're homers, Zeke, homers, Zeke, homers.
Well, it's sin, Al, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's sin, Al, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Pastor.
There's heathens on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's heathens on the starboard bow, better calm down!
Ye cannot change the script Zeke.
Och, #!*& Prune Danish.
It's worse than that, it's physics, Al.
TC Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Dumbass Males under the Pastors.
TC Trekkin' across the United States,
Never going forward, not even reverse. TC Trekkin' across the United States,
On the Starship Dumbass Males under the Pastors.
TC Trekkin' across the United States,
Never going forward, nor will we go reverse.


I hope you all appreciate the effort I went to to adapt that song just for you guys.

EXCELLENT!! It gets my vote!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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EXCELLENT!! It gets my vote!

*bows*
Why thankyou
It fits well, doesn't it?

[SUV]

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While none of the Pastors are looking, I must say, that's quite a song, Sister!

I believe an adaptation of 'star trekkin' ' could work :

TC Trekkin' across the United States,
On the Starship Dumbass Males under the Pastors!
TC Trekkin' across the United States,
Never going forward nor do we go reverse!
Zeke, report.
There's women on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's women on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Al.
Analysis, Brother Temperance.
It's sin, Al, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's sin, Al, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Pastor.

There's heathens on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's heathens on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Al.
TC Trekkin' across the United States,
On the Starship Dumbass Males under the Pastors.
TC Trekkin' across the universe,
Never going forward, not even reverse.
Medical update, Dr Ernest.
It's worse than that, they're homers, Al, homers ,Al ,homers, Al;
it's worse than that, they're homers, Al, homers, Al, homers.

It's sin, Zeke, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's sin, Zeke, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Pastor.
There's women on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's women on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Dumbass Captains,the Pastors :
Ah! We come for salvation, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come for salvation, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.
It's worse than that, they're homers, Al, homers, Al, homers, Al;
it's worse than that, they're homers, Al, homers, Al, homers.
Well, it's sin, Bobby Joe, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's sin, Bobby Joe, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's heathens on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's heathens on the starboard bow, scrape 'em off, OYK.
TC Trekkin' across the United States,
On the Starship Dumbass Males under the Pastors.
TC Trekkin' across the United States,
Never going forward, and things are getting worse!
Engineer, Enobarbus:
There's no such thing as the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;
There's no such thing the laws of physics, laws of physics, Al.
Ah! We come to save you, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come to save you, shoot to kill; BT, beam me up!
It's worse than that, they're homers, Zeke, homers, Zeke, homers, Zeke;
it's worse than that, they're homers, Zeke, homers, Zeke, homers.
Well, it's sin, Al, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's sin, Al, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Pastor.
There's heathens on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's heathens on the starboard bow, better calm down!
Ye cannot change the script Zeke.
Och, #!*& Prune Danish.
It's worse than that, it's physics, Al.
TC Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Dumbass Males under the Pastors.
TC Trekkin' across the United States,
Never going forward, not even reverse. TC Trekkin' across the United States,
On the Starship Dumbass Males under the Pastors.
TC Trekkin' across the United States,
Never going forward, nor will we go reverse.


I hope you all appreciate the effort I went to to adapt that song just for you guys.