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  • jmarie56
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jun 2009
    • 40

    #16
    Re: True Christian™ Men! Let's Help This Virgin!

    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
    Haven't you been reading the post??? No one is going to "deflower" this virgin. We are all fighting for the chance to save her soul! We want to witness to her so that she may accept Jesus Christ as her Lord and Savior. Nowhere in this thread has anybody said anything about defloweration or debaunchment.

    Get your mind out of the gutter, harlot!

    oh sir im sorry i misunderstood forgive me

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    • Spears Britney
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Jun 2009
      • 8

      #17
      Re: True Christian™ Men! Let's Help This Virgin!

      I'm willing to help out and let my serpentine member show her the folly of her ways, then after strike her with my godly right hand and make her repent. Whore.
      Some people just can't understand that they can't understand what they can't understand.

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      • Spears Britney
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Jun 2009
        • 8

        #18
        Re: True Christian™ Men! Let's Help This Virgin!

        Of course we would have to bed wed first, then I would see her folly and bring her into the fold. It just the Christian thing to do.
        Some people just can't understand that they can't understand what they can't understand.

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        • bloody hand of god
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Jun 2009
          • 10

          #19
          Re: True Christian™ Men! Let's Help This Virgin!

          Originally posted by Spears Britney View Post
          Of course we would have to bed wed first, then I would see her folly and bring her into the fold. It just the Christian thing to do.

          Perhaps you should practise on sheep first??? For I have heard that yu are a virgin yourself??
          Thrashing the sinners and fornicators. and trying not to take too much pleasure from the task. Praise be the Lord..

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          • Johnnyboy
            True Christian™ fisherman
            • Jun 2009
            • 801

            #20
            Re: True Christian™ Men! Let's Help This Virgin!

            Originally posted by bloody hand of god View Post
            Perhaps you should practise on sheep first??? For I have heard that yu are a virgin yourself??
            What is your purpose here? Please post a thread in the intro forum telling us about yourself. Thank you.

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            • bloody hand of god
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Jun 2009
              • 10

              #21
              Re: True Christian™ Men! Let's Help This Virgin!

              Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
              What is your purpose here? Please post a thread in the intro forum telling us about yourself. Thank you.
              Does the lord explain his many ways and mysteries?? Am I not an instrument of the Lord.?? Who then are you to make demands of me?

              I have knowledge of this spears and he is a fornicator of sheep and other perpetrator of other ungodly acts..
              Thrashing the sinners and fornicators. and trying not to take too much pleasure from the task. Praise be the Lord..

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              • Johnnyboy
                True Christian™ fisherman
                • Jun 2009
                • 801

                #22
                Re: True Christian™ Men! Let's Help This Virgin!

                Originally posted by bloody hand of god View Post
                Does the lord explain his many ways and mysteries?? Am I not an instrument of the Lord.?? Who then are you to make demands of me?

                I have knowledge of this spears and he is a fornicator of sheep and other perpetrator of other ungodly acts..
                Troll, a heathen troll,at that.

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                • Glorious Whole
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 28

                  #23
                  Re: True Christian™ Men! Let's Help This Virgin!

                  Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                  We don't need to hear your plans, unsaved witch! Your plan probably entails some kind of sky-clad candle-ritual crystal-energy Gerald Gardner orgy.

                  Our plan is to witness to this poor lost soul. Hopefully we will be more successful in opening her up and receiving the Love of Christ than we have with you!
                  Maybe the witch and the virgin could be saved at the same time.....

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                  • BrianAddams
                    Unsaved trash
                     
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 42

                    #24
                    Re: True Christian™ Men! Let's Help This Virgin!

                    Haha, excuses to sleep with her. You can convince others you're doing it of good heart (actually not because I believe none of it) but can you convince yourselves.

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