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  • ppforhim
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2009
    • 6
    #16
    Re: Brothers I Need Your Help.

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Dear "I am to lazy to read The Bible"

    That is what God struck Onan down for.
    i am sorry. you are 100% right. all the info i need is right in that precious book. I just wanted to reach out to some of you and interact in this wonderful place.

    in his name.

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      • Chronic Monkey Spanker
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Jun 2009
        • 3
        #17
        Re: Brothers I Need Your Help.

        Brothers thank you for your insight. I have come to term with my sinfulness. I believe I must now find a way to fight my SSAD.

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          • IllLogicalBunny
            Unsaved trash
            • Jun 2009
            • 30
            #18
            Re: Brothers I Need Your Help.

            Masturbation is perfectly divine....If god didn't want you to masturbate, he wouldn't have given you the ability to feel those sensations without sexual intercourse---

            Go forth and spill that seed in confidence!

            You make more seed every day and besides, not all of them make it to the egg when a woman gets pregnant, which is technically a spilling of seed....

            So many contradictions--

            Do what feels good as long as you don't harm any person or thing--

            Hopefully, all the anti-masturbation hypocrites will be too busy masturbating to respond to this post with the usual psycho babble...

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29448
                #19
                Re: Brothers I Need Your Help.

                Originally posted by LogicalBunny View Post
                Masturbation is perfectly divine....If god didn't want you to masturbate, he wouldn't have given you the ability to feel those sensations without sexual intercourse---

                Go forth and spill that seed in confidence!

                You make more seed every day and besides, not all of them make it to the egg when a woman gets pregnant, which is technically a spilling of seed....

                So many contradictions--

                Do what feels good as long as you don't harm any person or thing--

                Hopefully, all the anti-masturbation hypocrites will be too busy masturbating to respond to this post with the usual psycho babble...
                Troll
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Shemyaza
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 1
                    #20
                    Re: Brothers I Need Your Help.

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Every time you spill your seed, you deeply offend Jesus and kill millions of potential future soldiers for Christ.
                    I'm not seeing a downside to this yet.

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                      • IllLogicalBunny
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 30
                        #21
                        Re: Brothers I Need Your Help.

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        Troll
                        How so?

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                          • VoiceOfPhate
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 1
                            #22
                            Re: Brothers I Need Your Help.

                            Originally posted by Jed_Cassidy View Post
                            If you enjoy the M-activity, then you enjoy holding your tallywacker, and if you enjoy holding your tallywacker, then whats going to stop you from enjoying holding other mens' tallywackers. And if you enjoy holding other tallywackers, you are gay. Capice?

                            I don't know if you have ever defiled the disciple, but one does not simply masturbate because one simply likes the concept of holding ones own junk. It's done to stimulate the various nerves and erogenous zones that are all up that heezy.

                            This is simple biology, a concept created by God through us. Do not allow yourself to become ignorant of God's greatest gift to us. Science.

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